Comprehensive guide on Whether to blame Your Hoe Mom's Pregnancy actions for your inceldom

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Won't cite the sources out of laziness but I can provide if someone really insists.

1. Mom was overly exposed to Plastics and Processed Foods In her Dumb Fuck Diet while Knocked Up:feelskek:
It's been replicated multiple times where exposure to these things can negatively influence prenatal T in babies. The definitive way to know what your prenatal T was is to measure your taint (the distance between the edge of your anus and edge of bawllsack. If it's less than 2 inches, with lots of bad cases being around 1 inch (Mine is about 3.5 - what up) gratz- you had shitty prenatal T. You're far more likely to be a pussy soyboy. IN FACT- the taint is THE SINGLE MOST SEXUALLY DIMORPHIC FEATURE AMONGST HUMANS. Do me a favor and slap tf outta ur maw for going to KFC and eating salads out of plastic boxes that were sprayed in pesticide.

2. Alcohol Consumption During Pregnancy correlated with Low PFL in Babies:feelswhy:
You simply cannot have attractive eyes, let alone Hunter Eyes, with a less than average PFL. I dare someone to prove me otherwise. So if you got shitty eyes, it's likely your mom was drinking like a fucking whore. Bless my religious mom for never touching a drop in her life (I have a ~35mm pfl.)
 
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