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hello everyone im going to a foids house today and i need a condom that doesnt fucking constrict my dick like a retarded woman holding a kitten.

i just bought magnum condoms for a "pre sizing" and they hurt like hell they're way too small horizontally i cant even get them down half way comfortably and they're overwhelmingly tight.

its not a length issue its just because i need something wider. i've spent the last hour looking this up and every fucking thing that pops up is some retard on reddit saying "uhhh im eight inches and i have no problems with magnum so erm maybe its not that did i mention im eight inches? ladies my dms are open"
 
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just buy the large ones... i remember back in my day they were choking my shit too, need to buy larger once i ASCEND
 
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i didnt use the same ones but first time so they were some average size IDK
 
just buy the large ones... i remember back in my day they were choking my shit too, need to buy larger once i ASCEND
nigga magnum is large but they feel like shit to wear the whole point of fucking is to feel good i dont need a piece of latex suffocating my dick im losing my virginity i want it to feel good
 
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hello everyone im going to a foids house today and i need a condom that doesnt fucking constrict my dick like a retarded woman holding a kitten.

i just bought magnum condoms for a "pre sizing" and they hurt like hell they're way too small horizontally i cant even get them down half way comfortably and they're overwhelmingly tight.

its not a length issue its just because i need something wider. i've spent the last hour looking this up and every fucking thing that pops up is some retard on reddit saying "uhhh im eight inches and i have no problems with magnum so erm maybe its not that did i mention im eight inches? ladies my dms are open"
WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME WHY NOT ME
IMG 4161


Oh also they are meant to be very tight. It’s kinda uncomfy.. I’ve heard… IDK IM DYING A VIRGIN
 
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mirin slayer
 
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hello everyone im going to a foids house today and i need a condom that doesnt fucking constrict my dick like a retarded woman holding a kitten.

i just bought magnum condoms for a "pre sizing" and they hurt like hell they're way too small horizontally i cant even get them down half way comfortably and they're overwhelmingly tight.

its not a length issue its just because i need something wider. i've spent the last hour looking this up and every fucking thing that pops up is some retard on reddit saying "uhhh im eight inches and i have no problems with magnum so erm maybe its not that did i mention im eight inches? ladies my dms are open"
condom is cope
 
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Sorry i'm a truecel.
 
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nigga magnum is large but they feel like shit to wear the whole point of fucking is to feel good i dont need a piece of latex suffocating my dick im losing my virginity i want it to feel good
if your dick is like 20cm then buy the xxl ones i dont know, stretch them out carefully
 
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i cant help you cause im an ice cold truecel and i don't have sexhaver problems but damn bro im mirin hard i still remember when u were stone cold too
 
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raw is law brotha raw meat raw eggs and raw pussy
Reassure Fantastic Four GIF by Marvel Studios
 
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raw is law brotha raw meat raw eggs and raw pussy
Reassure Fantastic Four GIF by Marvel Studios
i dont trust my pullout game its my first time and i dont wanna fuck raw im prob gonna cum fast asf
 
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i dont trust my pullout game its my first time and i dont wanna fuck raw im prob gonna cum fast asf
Yea bro its a joke dont get her pregnat
 
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i cant help you cause im an ice cold truecel and i don't have sexhaver problems but damn bro im mirin hard i still remember when u were stone cold too
wow bhai i havent seen you in a while ill take a video of us fucking and send it to you for free :AimPepega:
 
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its supposed to be tight. When you’re super hard it should go on tho. You should try it at home first
 
Good way to larp being a big dih male:AwkwardFlushed::AwkwardFlushed::AwkwardFlushed:i see that 3 incher of yours
hello everyone im going to a foids house today and i need a condom that doesnt fucking constrict my dick like a retarded woman holding a kitten.

i just bought magnum condoms for a "pre sizing" and they hurt like hell they're way too small horizontally i cant even get them down half way comfortably and they're overwhelmingly tight.

its not a length issue its just because i need something wider. i've spent the last hour looking this up and every fucking thing that pops up is some retard on reddit saying "uhhh im eight inches and i have no problems with magnum so erm maybe its not that did i mention im eight inches? ladies my dms are open
 
never had a problem with magnum thin XL idk g maybe u have insane girth
 
Condoms you just put them on your dih just make sure it doesn’t break and make sure it’s all the way on

How did this all transpire? Did you ask her or she an old friend?
 
maybe dont use a fucking condom?
 
hello everyone im going to a foids house today and i need a condom that doesnt fucking constrict my dick like a retarded woman holding a kitten.

i just bought magnum condoms for a "pre sizing" and they hurt like hell they're way too small horizontally i cant even get them down half way comfortably and they're overwhelmingly tight.

its not a length issue its just because i need something wider. i've spent the last hour looking this up and every fucking thing that pops up is some retard on reddit saying "uhhh im eight inches and i have no problems with magnum so erm maybe its not that did i mention im eight inches? ladies my dms are open"
go to hell
 
Yeah it's supposed to be a bit tight but not too much.
Regular condoms used to be so tight on my dick that it would constrict blood flow to my cock and I would have a red mark on my dick where it sat.
Just take the Durex XXL tbf, they're very long but at least they don't choke your dick out.
 
I will never need this
 
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I wore regular durex once and it wasnt tight

Brutal
 
hello everyone im going to a foids house today and i need a condom that doesnt fucking constrict my dick like a retarded woman holding a kitten.

i just bought magnum condoms for a "pre sizing" and they hurt like hell they're way too small horizontally i cant even get them down half way comfortably and they're overwhelmingly tight.

its not a length issue its just because i need something wider. i've spent the last hour looking this up and every fucking thing that pops up is some retard on reddit saying "uhhh im eight inches and i have no problems with magnum so erm maybe its not that did i mention im eight inches? ladies my dms are open"

don’t use a condom
 
She's not white i cant get her pregnant i can only have kids with other white foids :rolleyes:
Everybody should have procreational sex with white women
Any man who is breeding an ethnic woman is nerfing his kid's potential
Yea bro its a joke dont get her pregnat
I wish ethnic women were as beautiful as white ones
More than half of the men would no longer crave for pink pussy of non-ethnics like horny animals
There would probably still be left some desire to get a yt girl but it wouldn't be as deep
 
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