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Inb4 dn rd fuck off if you don't want to read. This is just a vent post. Hopeless romantics here who were also gutted by the black pill could relate
When I found out about mewing and black pill stuff, I wanted to ask my dentist during my next appointment if he thought I was recessed and if mewing works etc. So when I was sitting in the waiting room, a cute new hygienist roughly my age (early/mid 20s) came out and called my name. She was very outgoing and friendly, so she made conversation with me. Being an autist, I used to never care about making conversation with hygienists/nurses/doctors cuz I just want to be treated and leave. But I had recently started practicing being NT, so I tried making casual chit chat with her. When I successfully landed a follow-up question to her story without stuttering like a motherfucker, her interest suddenly piqued. She rolled her chair right next to me, focused her big brown eyes on mine, and smiled while continuing to talk to me in a bubbly way.
This is when I suddenly felt broken inside because I realized that in 2 decades of being alive and going to school, I had never had a girl talk to me like this. But I quickly pushed this thought out of my head and savored the moment.
I decided I couldn't ask my dentist about mewing because I didn't want the hygienist to realize I'm a retard (I had started to like her jfl).
6 months passed and I went back, and the same hygienist was there. As soon as we made eye contact her face lit up with a smile. This time it was more of the same - she seemed super nice and sweet, and I thought about how I'd want a gf or wife this adorable one day. It was around Christmas so I asked her if she had any plans, and she mentioned her husband...
...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCK THIS LIFE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALREADY MARRIED WHILE I CAN'T GET A DATE....
Anyway she told me some really personal stuff about her family even tho this was only the second time we ever talked, so I was surprised by how comfortable she was with me already.
Then she started gently touching my arm and shoulder while talking to me. This continued while she was cleaning my teeth. If she hadn't told me she was married, I would have thought she liked me and I could ask her out. And btw To all you khhv out there, being touched by a pretty girl (even in a friendly nonsexual way) is so fucking nice.
Since she's married, I figured lying on the dental chair with my head resting so close to her boobs and her fingers in my mouth is the closest I'll ever get to a romantic moment with her.
When I found out about mewing and black pill stuff, I wanted to ask my dentist during my next appointment if he thought I was recessed and if mewing works etc. So when I was sitting in the waiting room, a cute new hygienist roughly my age (early/mid 20s) came out and called my name. She was very outgoing and friendly, so she made conversation with me. Being an autist, I used to never care about making conversation with hygienists/nurses/doctors cuz I just want to be treated and leave. But I had recently started practicing being NT, so I tried making casual chit chat with her. When I successfully landed a follow-up question to her story without stuttering like a motherfucker, her interest suddenly piqued. She rolled her chair right next to me, focused her big brown eyes on mine, and smiled while continuing to talk to me in a bubbly way.
This is when I suddenly felt broken inside because I realized that in 2 decades of being alive and going to school, I had never had a girl talk to me like this. But I quickly pushed this thought out of my head and savored the moment.
I decided I couldn't ask my dentist about mewing because I didn't want the hygienist to realize I'm a retard (I had started to like her jfl).
6 months passed and I went back, and the same hygienist was there. As soon as we made eye contact her face lit up with a smile. This time it was more of the same - she seemed super nice and sweet, and I thought about how I'd want a gf or wife this adorable one day. It was around Christmas so I asked her if she had any plans, and she mentioned her husband...
...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK FUCK THIS LIFE IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR HOW THE FUCK IS SHE ALREADY MARRIED WHILE I CAN'T GET A DATE....
Anyway she told me some really personal stuff about her family even tho this was only the second time we ever talked, so I was surprised by how comfortable she was with me already.
Then she started gently touching my arm and shoulder while talking to me. This continued while she was cleaning my teeth. If she hadn't told me she was married, I would have thought she liked me and I could ask her out. And btw To all you khhv out there, being touched by a pretty girl (even in a friendly nonsexual way) is so fucking nice.
Since she's married, I figured lying on the dental chair with my head resting so close to her boobs and her fingers in my mouth is the closest I'll ever get to a romantic moment with her.