TheGreatDetective
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Around the early 70s, a high T Portuguese bvll named Pedro Saracayo was living in northern Angola (probably fucking big booty ebony kweens with his BPC), when he peeped that low IQ Congolese niggas near the border were retarded and had a transportation problem. Since they were poor they couldn’t afford to buy vehicles, and since they were dumb, they couldn’t even design the most rudimentary of bicycles
So that nigga lowkey pulled out his sketchbook and started designing an efficient way for spear chucking, booty scratching, moon cricket ass negros to transport their shit
And he invented what would later become known as the Chukudu
NIGGA WTF IS A CHUKUDU?
I'm glad you asked. The Chukudu is a cargo scooter that is able to transport between 500 kg and 1,000 kg of cargo (around 1,102 to 2,205 pounds).
The Chukudu was built almost entirely from hardwood, making it inexpensive and repairable enough that even 70 IQ cotton picking black bois with shit woodworking skills could fix it. Modern versions often add recycled rubber tires for durability and traction, but the original concept relied primarily on wood
Real footage of PrinceLuenLeoncur at his 9 to 5
Now here's the funny part. It's been 54 fucking years. Half a century. And they still haven't improved the design. Sometimes they use salvaged metal bearings and other scrap parts, but the design is still the same. That shit doesn't even have brakes after all this time
Picture this, a portuguese nigga probably figured out how to design this shit in 5 minutes, but black bois took half a century to think about using recycled rubber from truck or car tires to wrap around the wooden wheels and give them better grip
European brah in 5 minutes > black brah in 50 years
Ye ye imagine if history class was taught like this. I bet you niggas would pay attention
Tagging bluds @ltnbrownacnecel @joao23 @mlglocalfatkid (wtf is this name change) @filthycurrycel @Former Shortcel
www.africanleadershipmagazine.co.uk
So that nigga lowkey pulled out his sketchbook and started designing an efficient way for spear chucking, booty scratching, moon cricket ass negros to transport their shit
And he invented what would later become known as the Chukudu
NIGGA WTF IS A CHUKUDU?
I'm glad you asked. The Chukudu is a cargo scooter that is able to transport between 500 kg and 1,000 kg of cargo (around 1,102 to 2,205 pounds).
The Chukudu was built almost entirely from hardwood, making it inexpensive and repairable enough that even 70 IQ cotton picking black bois with shit woodworking skills could fix it. Modern versions often add recycled rubber tires for durability and traction, but the original concept relied primarily on wood
Real footage of PrinceLuenLeoncur at his 9 to 5
Now here's the funny part. It's been 54 fucking years. Half a century. And they still haven't improved the design. Sometimes they use salvaged metal bearings and other scrap parts, but the design is still the same. That shit doesn't even have brakes after all this time
Picture this, a portuguese nigga probably figured out how to design this shit in 5 minutes, but black bois took half a century to think about using recycled rubber from truck or car tires to wrap around the wooden wheels and give them better grip
European brah in 5 minutes > black brah in 50 years
Ye ye imagine if history class was taught like this. I bet you niggas would pay attention
Tagging bluds @ltnbrownacnecel @joao23 @mlglocalfatkid (wtf is this name change
) @filthycurrycel @Former Shortcel
East Africa: Congo's Handmade Wooden Taxi Most Favoured Means Of Road Transport
The two-wheeled handcrafted vehicle commonly referred to as the "chukudu" (also known as the "chikudu," "cbokoudou," or "tshukudu") is used in the Democratic Republic of the Congo's east. It is made of wood and
www.africanleadershipmagazine.co.uk
