Cons of being a Handsome Man

[LXR]

I identify as a handsome White Man so I would like people to not misrace me. With that being said, here are some cons of being a Handsome White Man that many of you might not know.

1. You get stares from all sorts of women, which makes me feel queasy. I dont want to get ogled by Tortas and Paninis, just my race women thanks
2. Women cook you food without telling you. I take fitness very seriously and dont like it when my routine is disturbed. One woman brought a paddle with her to spank me if I declined the food. I cant with these bitches, its hard to say no.
3. I can not commit crime because I will get into conflict with jealous Black men who want the white pussy that I am hoarding.
4. Weird little immigrant chipmunks always pick fights with me to impress local women. Trust me bro, you aint winning her over, and I can dial a number to get you deported
5. I am often given leadership roles. Man I just want to have sex and drink beer. I dont want none of that manager shit. Why cant people understand my pains ?

OVerall, if you are LTN, your life is less stressful than mine. Be thankful that God didnt burden you with the curse of being Handsome White Man

@optimisticzoomer @pfl @whiteegyptian @eon

 

[cooldudewithasword]

What are the cons of being a handsome man ?

 

[LXR]

What are the cons of being a handsome man ?

Wow you are so funny sir . You won the Internet for the day sir . Take my updoot

 

[LXR]

@prolarper @TheGreatDetective

 

[prolarper]

 

[LXR]

Brutal pill to swallow for White Chads like me

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Agreed

 

[LXR]

Agreed

Does @AEN Farhis agree ? He is prime example of this

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Does @AEN Farhis agree ? He is prime example of this

 

[eon]

I identify as a handsome White Man

From here on out so do i.

 

[cooldudewithasword]

Wow you are so funny sir . You won the Internet for the day sir . Take my updoot

I'm going to unleash the beast on you

 

[LXR]

From here on out so do i.

Good, we really need a diverse world. Diversity is of utmost importance and White Handsome Men are lacking in numbers