Cons of Big Dick

[subhuman37]

wve

Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

• Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
• Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
• Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
• Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
• Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
• No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
• Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos

So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason

Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

• Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
• Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
• Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
• Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
• Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
• No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
• Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos

So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason

everyone wants to fuck you: ladies i get it, i have a bbc and im 6’5, but be patient and wait for your turn, cant fuck all of you at once can i?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

@BigJimsWornOutTires @optimisticzoomer @Aën Fаrhis

Agree with everything

 

[Deleted member 414310]

Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

• Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
• Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
• Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
• Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
• Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
• No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
• Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos

So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason

tales from the 5m² apartments of shanghai

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Agree with everything

I gained 2 inches of permanent girth from pumping, and now my dick is too fat for anal, which is the only thing I enjoyed. So now I stay celibate

 

[Big Boss]

One issue you didnt mention is not being able to fit inside the girl, unless shes very wet

 

[hopecel]

This is @hopecel's manifesto

women don't like big dicks

incels are just porn addicts who have no experience with women

 

[LXR]

women don't like big dicks

incels are just porn addicts who have no experience with women

Haredi tier cope

 

[niggaboy0321]

there is no cons of having a big dick, its all halo

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Big Brahmin cock is an oxymoron

 

[LXR]

Big Brahmin cock is an oxymoron

You are the first one I am going to tag when I show my dick in August.

 

[hopecel]

Haredi tier cope

cope goyboy

 

[PSL Ethereal]

Many of you niggas wish your dick was big. As a certified Big Brahmin Cock weilder, I am here to burst your bubble

• Big dicks place strain on the back. I gotta carry this shit everywhere and the cherry on the cake is that it touches the toilet bowl. Cant play sports, cant walk without getting tired.
• Needs special expensive underwear for it to fit snugly. I cant just buy 2nd hand undies, there is a strategic 5 year plan, where I buy my undies from foreign retailers that cater to big dick men
• Unsolicited attention from bimbos. I like my women normal, and hence I hate bimbos staring at my flaccid dick at the airport. Jeez lady your bf is right next to you
• Jealousy. As a big dick weilder, I get routinely invited to threesomes with couples who are looking for fun. But almost always it ends on a sour note. The worst case was when I was fucking this hot Milf, and she screamed out, "Fuck I missed this so much LXR, I needed this. I havent been fucked like this in a long time". The hubby was mad and went to get his Winchester. That was the scariest moment of my life. I ran naked across two blocks to hide from that freak. Skill Issue freak, do penis extension.
• Sometimes your girl wants a normal dick to experience, and I cant lie man, those Ohnuts ruin the experience
• No anal, no good blowjobs. Only one girl gave me a good blowjob. I wanted to buy her a ring, then found out she was a psycho serial killer.
• Oh yeah forgot about condoms, need them to be shipped from this 1 particular country that is the sole company that fits my size. Those leeches know there is no competitor in the market, so they quote ridiculous prices. I always buy in bulk and am ashamed when the delivery guy comes to my house. He probably thinks we are nymphos

So folks, be happy with what you have. The average is average for a reason

Brilliant

 

[1966Ford]

As a nigga with BBC Sr., I feel you