BigJimsWornOutTires
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"Ugh, girl, I'm smelling more than usual today." A short-hair creature woman says to an older short-hair creature woman.
"Oh, no. Are you feeling dry?"
"Damp. I've been dripping all morning and gave up changing my underwear after the second soak." Creature woman explained.
"Have you tried a better odor blocker damper?" The older creature suggested.
"Um. Do they even make them?" Eager creature eyes asked.
"Here," the other creature reached into her oversized baglady bag and revealed a bucket. She hands it to her. "Oxyclean keeps odors not only from our homes but also vaginas."
"Oh, my." She turns the bucket around and reads the warning label. "Um, it says not to be used on your body."
"Well...people also say babies are living beings when we know for a fact that's not true unless they can defend themselves."
"Good point. Tonight, I'm oxy-cleaning my vagina!" They both smiled and then high-fived each other.
"Oh, no. Are you feeling dry?"
"Damp. I've been dripping all morning and gave up changing my underwear after the second soak." Creature woman explained.
"Have you tried a better odor blocker damper?" The older creature suggested.
"Um. Do they even make them?" Eager creature eyes asked.
"Here," the other creature reached into her oversized baglady bag and revealed a bucket. She hands it to her. "Oxyclean keeps odors not only from our homes but also vaginas."
"Oh, my." She turns the bucket around and reads the warning label. "Um, it says not to be used on your body."
"Well...people also say babies are living beings when we know for a fact that's not true unless they can defend themselves."
"Good point. Tonight, I'm oxy-cleaning my vagina!" They both smiled and then high-fived each other.
