Converting to judaism

[Methylphenidate]

I currently weight 205lbs/93kg, if I don't drop my weight to 176lbs/72kg by the end of the year, I will officially convert to judaism, I will register myself as a jew in government papers, and also GET CIRCUMCISED since it's a rule for Jews.

This might seem like an easy goal for some, but I've been trying to lose weight for the last 3 years and the only "progress" I had made was going up 30lbs, so fuck it. If I don't achieve this goal, it's so over for me.

 

[LancasteR]

The Mashiach already came though.
And you won‘t find him in Judaism.

 

[TiktokUser]

I currently weight 205lbs/93kg, if I don't drop my weight to 176lbs/72kg by the end of the year, I will officially convert to judaism, I will register myself as a jew in government papers, and also GET CIRCUMCISED since it's a rule for Jews.

This might seem like an easy goal for some, but I've been trying to lose weight for the last 3 years and the only "progress" I had made was going up 30lbs, so fuck it. If I don't achieve this goal, it's so over for me.

Fatcel

 

[Methylphenidate]

Fatcel

leanfuel

 

[LTNUser]

How old are u?20?

 

[Methylphenidate]

How old are u?20?

16 this year. I haven't registered my religion yet so this is an actual challenge/humiliation ritual im doing on myself. Parents said I could register as whatever religion so what I said is actually an possibility if im still a fatcel by the end of the year.

 

[AlexBrown84]

you’ll never be one of us nigga

 

[LTNUser]

16 this year. I haven't registered my religion yet so this is an actual challenge/humiliation ritual im doing on myself. Parents said I could register as whatever religion so what I said is actually a possibility if im still a fatcel by the end of the year.

I thought you were 20

 

[Methylphenidate]

you’ll never be one of us nigga
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What is this supposed to signify? Am I dumb?

 

[vladczerowski]

The Mashiach already came though.
And you won‘t find him in Judaism.

Who was the Mashiach then? When did they fulfill the prophecy? Show proof dickhead, don't just tell me some bullshit about "blind faith"

 

[vladczerowski]

you’ll never be one of us nigga
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TND

 

[LancasteR]

Who was the Mashiach then? When did they fulfill the prophecy? Show proof dickhead, don't just tell me some bullshit about "blind faith"

Christ fulfilled Old Testament prophecies. And he will finish fulfilling the last prophecies on his second coming.

 

[Shahnameh]

Christ fulfilled Old Testament prophecies. And he will finish fulfilling the last prophecies on his second coming.

Which old testament prophecies? Like raping three year olds?

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

Which old testament prophecies? Like raping three year olds?

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Was the Talmud not written after the Bible?

 

[Shahnameh]

Was the Talmud not written after the Bible?

All these sand nigger books are the same to me, only useful as toilet paper

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

All these sand nigger books are the same to me, only useful as toilet paper

A descendant of the Prophet Muhammed, peace be upon him

 

[LancasteR]

Which old testament prophecies? Like raping three year olds?

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Talmud has nothing to do with the Torah (Old Testament)
The Talmud was written by evil and occult Jews.
Also keep that pedo shit to yourself swine.