Cooking ethnic food is so difficult

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I love cooking, its one of my favorite hobbies. However cooking ethnic food is a nightmare. The recipes always require a billion ingredients that you can only find in the most niche areas on the planet. It will be shit like "in order to make this pork sandwich you will need to climb the top of mount Hei and defeat the celestial emperor of the jade sect, in order to claim the precious millennium dragon tears to serve as a base for the sauce of for the pork meat"

Then there are a bunch of convoluted instructions you have to follow when you actually wanna make the damn food. Some BS like "to ensure proper cooking of the pork you must burn frankincense, myrrh and other aromatics to allow the meat to absorb flavor. You must then descend into the bottom of Samsara to find the legendary mortal flame blade in order to properly cut the meat" blah blah blah


Shit is crazy man

Anyways I will be making Cantonese duck and steamed dumplings
@Wicket @imontheloose @Former Shortcel
 
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I love cooking, its one of my favorite hobbies. However cooking ethnic food is a nightmare. The recipes always require a billion ingredients that you can only find in the most niche areas on the planet. It will be shit like "in order to make this pork sandwich you will need to climb the top of mount Hei and defeat the celestial emperor of the jade sect, in order to claim the precious millennium dragon tears to serve as a base for the sauce of for the pork meat"

Then there are a bunch of convoluted instructions you have to follow when you actually wanna make the damn food. Some BS like "to ensure proper cooking of the pork you must burn frankincense, myrrh and other aromatics to allow the meat to absorb flavor. You must then descend into the bottom of Samsara to find the legendary mortal flame blade in order to properly cut the meat" blah blah blah


Shit is crazy man

Anyways I will be making Cantonese duck and steamed dumplings
@Wicket @imontheloose @Former Shortcel
Lmao fr
 
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I’m not ethnic but what about the smell I see ppl somtimes complaining about how the food makes them smell and how it sticks to them
 
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I’m not ethnic but what about the smell I see ppl somtimes complaining about how the food makes them smell and how it sticks to them
ye that too

it comes from all the spices used
 
and then if you make even the slightest mistake like letting a broth simmer for 1 extra milisecond or don't debone the fish at a full blood moon or someshit the meal comes out completely fucked up:forcedsmile:
 

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