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@Eriot Lodger @Witheredly90



I think that it would be epic to rent out the fastest and the flashiest car that you can get only to smash it into a solid wall at top speed later so that there's absolutely nothing that remains of your body that isn't fused to this feat of modern engineering, you're basically a real life EVA Unit when you do this.

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Actually going ER feels like a cry baby move to me because even though it constitutes holding your head up high to lord over others, it still screams "I need help", and I don't think that a noble soul does this.
 
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Who tf are you?
 
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Boric acid powder in your milkshake/hot coffee/ cocktail.
 
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@Eriot Lodger @Witheredly90



I think that it would be epic to rent out the fastest and the flashiest car that you can get only to smash it into a solid wall at top speed later so that there's absolutely nothing that remains of your body that isn't fused to this feat of modern engineering, you're basically a real life EVA Unit when you do this.

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Actually going ER feels like a cry baby move to me because even though it constitutes holding your head up high to lord over others, it still screams "I need help", and I don't think that a noble soul does this.

Drink 1litre of pure liquid diemethylecadmium
 
@Eriot Lodger @Witheredly90



I think that it would be epic to rent out the fastest and the flashiest car that you can get only to smash it into a solid wall at top speed later so that there's absolutely nothing that remains of your body that isn't fused to this feat of modern engineering, you're basically a real life EVA Unit when you do this.

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Actually going ER feels like a cry baby move to me because even though it constitutes holding your head up high to lord over others, it still screams "I need help", and I don't think that a noble soul does this.

Why was I tagged?
 
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I think that it would be epic to rent out the fastest and the flashiest car that you can get only to smash it into a solid wall at top speed later so that there's absolutely nothing that remains of your body that isn't fused to this feat of modern engineering, you're basically a real life EVA Unit when you do this.
Lol, there was a guy who did this in Romania after his girlfriend dumped him, he posted a message on Facebook that he's done with life, jumped in his sports car and smashed in into a bus coming from the opposite direction, also killing a dozen of other people, there was no indication that he planned on going ER or to kill other people, he probably just thought that was the best thing to crash into to guarantee this death.
 
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Thanks for the idea. Although, I'd probably rather steal an airplane.
 
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