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>One can only have so many orgasms in their lifetime, orgasms are good, they make us happy.
BUT MASTURBATING TOO MUCH DEPRIVES YOU OF TESTOSTERONE AND TURNS YOU INTO A BASEMENT DWELLING COOMER
This is why some people insist nofap is the way to go.
But I have discovered the secret!!!
INTERMITTENT MIND BENDING ORGASMS!
BEHOLD, A ROTATING BLOWJOB MACHINE OF MY OWN DESIGN!!!
You might protest, "but @GucciBananaBrick, How is this unique? Blowjob machines already exist, and what even separates this from what's already on the market?
2 THINGS:
> BLOWJOB MACHINES ARE EXPENSIVE AND REQUIRE MORE MAINTENANCE THAN REGULAR FLESHLIGHTS, IN ADDITION, THE MANY MOVING PARTS ARE POTENTIAL FAILURE POINTS AND NO ONE WANTS TO RISK HAGGLING WITH AUTOBLOW.COM CUSTOMER SERVICE.
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2.) SENSATION
>Trust me boyos I've tried both and fan easily fogs.
BONUS:
> YOU CAN APPLY MOST OF THE SAME STEPS WITH A DILDO IF YOU WANT TO MASSAGE YOUR PROSTATE!!!
You will need 3 things:
1.) A fleshlight
2.) A medium-sized fan
3.) 1 roll of duct tape
INSTRUCTIONS:
1.) Remove the frontal fan guard and blades2.) Attach your fleshlight to the axle/plastic thingy at the end. (USE MORE TAPE THAN YOU THINK YOU'LL NEED).
3.) Find a nice, comfy chair at the right height. 4.) Plug the fan in and adjust the speed to something both safe and to your liking.
CONGRATULATIONS. IF YOU DID ALL THE AFOREMENTIONED STEPS CORRECTLY, YOU WILL THEN POSSESS A POWERFUL DEVICE MUCH MORE SATISFYING THAN A NORMAL FLESHLIGHT!!!
DISCLAIMERS:
1.) MORAL:
>Owning a blowjob machine is tantamount to Tony Montana's giant pile of cocaine.
>On the surface, we all love cocaine, so this is the best thing of all time, right?! Unlimited cocaine in our home. sign us up!
>But, do we really want this?
>We'd never get anything done. We'd never leave the house. We'd become super irresponsible and almost lose any sense of purpose for living. Why do anything if you have a cocaine pile at your disposal? Why go out and meet new foids or try to slay? Why have new experiences, travel, eat cool, interesting foods, and have fascinating conversations?
>Why do all those things when you have a giant pile of cocaine at home in the safety of your house?
>Yup. Owning a blowjob machine is like owning a giant pile of cocaine.
>Owning a blowjob machine is tantamount to Tony Montana's giant pile of cocaine.
>On the surface, we all love cocaine, so this is the best thing of all time, right?! Unlimited cocaine in our home. sign us up!
>But, do we really want this?
>We'd never get anything done. We'd never leave the house. We'd become super irresponsible and almost lose any sense of purpose for living. Why do anything if you have a cocaine pile at your disposal? Why go out and meet new foids or try to slay? Why have new experiences, travel, eat cool, interesting foods, and have fascinating conversations?
>Why do all those things when you have a giant pile of cocaine at home in the safety of your house?
>Yup. Owning a blowjob machine is like owning a giant pile of cocaine.
2.) Physical:
>I ALMOST TWISTED MY DICK OFF BY NOT PULLING OUT WHILE I WAS STILL HARD, PULL OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOU CUM/DONT INSERT TILL YOUR ERECT OR RISK LOSING YOUR DICK!!!
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