Corona Central: BAT Smoke Edition

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Lucky Strike cigarette giant British American Tobacco claims it has developed a coronavirus vaccine made from tobacco plants and can manufacture THREE million a week starting in June

British American Tobacco (BAT) - which also makes Lucky Strike cigarettes - is calling on Whitehall to fast-track the vaccine through human trials so it can be rolled out in the UK in months.

are you ready to get lucky

 

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just embed the vaccine in the cigarettes rationed such that patients need to smoke 5 doses a day for it to work

 

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huge win for big tobacco if they can get the whole world addicted to smoking

smoke or die, basically

 

[Elias]

Jews

 

[OldRooster]

Even the article admits they would have to go through a year of human testing to prove safety. Fake news.

 

[dat feel]

Even the article admits they would have to go through a year of human testing to prove safety. Fake news.

but it's enough to get millions of desperate people smoking Lucky Strike when corona peaks in 2-4 weeks

all you'd need then is a couple of fake videos to go viral, basically testimonies about how someone was dying and started smoking and corona went away, or how it prevents corona from latching onto your lungs

never underestimate big tobacco

 

[Bewusst]

this forum is dumb af