Corona Central: Glitch in the Matrix Edition

[dat feel]

ERs are seeing up to 60% fewer heart attack patients as those infected with coronavirus fill hospital beds but cardiac emergencies mysteriously 'disappear'

A Twitter poll found that most cardiologists have reported a 40% to 60% reduction in hospital admissions for heart attacks as the coronavirus pandemic continues to spread.

Bill Gates thought NPCs would be too overwhelmed with corona to notice that he turned off Heart Attacks in the control panel so he could dedicated all CPU power to corona

the #1 killer suddenly just disappears and you're supposed to just think it's normal

 

[Disabledcel]

/Pol/ tier thread

 

[Age of Empires]

its just a coverup for something else

 

[dat feel]

/Pol/ tier thread

 

[looksmaxxed]

cardiac arrest comes from stress in the workforce. simple story. normies should be kept tucked tightly in bed like good little boys until expire. the world is a big bad scary place