COUGAR HITTING ON ME

[Deleted member 4645]

I have no words to describe what I'm experiencing right now.

After months of research, a lot of softmaxxing and a couple of bones smashed, I'm comfortable enough to say that I, indeed, am Chad tier.

Today, out of the blue, some cougar started hitting on me. Not only did make the first move and called me by my first name, she's actually trying to keep the conversation going JFL. Which all are big IOIs.

Her picture :

What do I answer though ? Screenshot of our conversation below

Spoiler

 

[Deleted member 5293]

 

[Deleted member 4645]

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Watchu mean homie?

 

[Deleted member 2607]

Wow what a slayer

 

[Deleted member 5293]

Watchu mean homie?

thought you are serious

 

[turkproducer]

low t if u don’t smash buddy boyo

 

[Deleted member 4645]

Wow what a slayer

Aight thanks bro I'm trying. Have you slayed a milf before? any advice?

 

[25thpercentile human]

i dont see no cougar. this is prime young jb

 

[Deleted member 4645]

low t if u don’t smash buddy boyo

I'm definitely gonna smash brother, I won't fail you.

 

[Got the hunter eyes]

I have no words to describe what I'm experiencing right now.

After months of research, a lot of softmaxxing and a couple of bones smashed, I'm comfortable enough to say that I, indeed, am Chad tier.

Today, out of the blue, some cougar started hitting on me. Not only did make the first move and called me by my first name, she's actually trying to keep the conversation going JFL. Which all are big IOIs.

Her picture :

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What do I answer though ? Screenshot of our conversation below

Spoiler

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Damn you got me

 

[Deleted member 4645]

i dont see no cougar. this is prime young jb

Shiet you think so? So I should play it trendy and try to get her insta?

 

[Lightbulb]

Bro... you got hair?

 

[Deleted member 4645]

Bro... you got hair?

Nah I'm also a norwoodcel, but this bitch probably got a hairy pussy. I'll make sure to bring you a chunk.

 

[25thpercentile human]

Shiet you think so? So I should play it trendy and try to get her insta?

i think you should play it slow. ask to meet up with her and take her to a restaurant. bring flowers for her and some toys for her kids and pay for the meal like a real man. if you got it going well after 3 months propose to her
remember to make a joint bank account because not sharing your money is low t

 

[Vidyacoper]

lololol

 

[Deleted member 4645]

i think you should play it slow. ask to meet up with her and take her to a restaurant. bring flowers for her and some toys for her kids and pay for the meal like a real man. if you got it going well after 3 months propose to her

I'll definitely do so if she has a great personality ngl. I'm tired of coming back from work to an empty house. I want to be a proud familyman. Raise beautiful daughters. A dream life.

 

[Lightbulb]

Nah I'm also a norwoodcel, but this bitch probably got a hairy pussy. I'll make sure to bring you a chunk.

Make sure to mew

 

[Deleted member 4645]

Make sure to mew

I mew constantly to fraud my masseters ngl, became a second nature.

 

[ChadFucksYourOneitis]

Clickbait faggot

 

[Deleted member 4645]

Clickbait faggot

Thanks for bumping this great thread.