OP Could I get a girlfriend with this face as a 5'3 Black male?

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You can’t hop on hgh still? I’d genuinely go to my parents and ask them to talk to a doctor about hgh for height, and if they refuse I’d just buy it off of the internet and pin myself. Fuck being 5’3 bro find any way out before your growth plates fully close.
Facially he's not bad looking & he supposedly has a 7 inch dick. He won't be doing too bad. He seems to be done developing anyway.
 
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Your face is fine, but the height is a huge nerf
 
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You can’t hop on hgh still? I’d genuinely go to my parents and ask them to talk to a doctor about hgh for height, and if they refuse I’d just buy it off of the internet and pin myself. Fuck being 5’3 bro find any way out before your growth plates fully close.
I talked to my mom about it she laughed it off
 
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I talked to my mom about it she laughed it off
Yeah it’s time for the Chinese hgh plug. Literally do it ASAP, worst case scenario you just get jacked and can try to pull short girls at raves, best case scenario it works with the last 2 years of height potential and gets you up to 5’7 which is worlds different in terms of pulling. Better start searching all the hgh heightmaxxing tips ASAPPP bro istg.
 
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Yeah it’s time for the Chinese hgh plug. Literally do it ASAP, worst case scenario you just get jacked and can try to pull short girls at raves, best case scenario it works with the last 2 years of height potential and gets you up to 5’7 which is worlds different in terms of pulling. Better start searching all the hgh heightmaxxing tips ASAPPP bro istg.
Alright bet im gonna do some research on it and start using it thank you
 
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Yeah maybe it is
If you appeal max by growing dreads, dressing well and by acting a bit like a thug, whilst fraudinh to 5’6/7, you can get a girl.

It’s not brutally over for you man.
 
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If you appeal max by growing dreads, dressing well and by acting a bit like a thug, whilst fraudinh to 5’6/7, you can get a girl.

It’s not brutally over for you man.
I dont want to appeal to the black girls their too loud and ghetto. If it aint snowing I ain't going.
 
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I dont want to appeal to the black girls their too loud and ghetto. If it aint snowing I ain't going.
What I said would also appeal to white women,

Yes the trashy ones, but unless you are like duke Denis level Tyrone, you will find it very hard getting nice white women, aka REAL white women who actually act like a white women not a wannabe hood rat.

The only exception would be an inexperienced ltb, who doesn’t receive much attention. Which is obtainable for you.
 
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5'3? Just register on SaSu bro i'm not even gonna lie
 
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Bro u need to personlaotymax or get surgrey 5’3 is criminal bro
 
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yikes if u blast hgh you might be able to grow ur neck or heels a bit to get taller but youll likely never surpass 5,7 then u can just fraud to 5,9 but even then thats not great
Fr, thanks for the advice though
 
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4.9 inch girth btw are you black?
Mirin. What’s your age? And no, I’m South Asian (Pakistani) although AncestryDNA says I’m apparently 0.1% Southern Bantu. Probably inaccurate though given family history (no migration).
 
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Mirin. What’s your age? And no, I’m South Asian (Pakistani) although AncestryDNA says I’m apparently 0.1% Southern Bantu. Probably inaccurate though given family history (no migration).
18, Ohhh your big for your ancestry
 
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18, Ohhh your big for your ancestry
Then I have good news for you, your girth is most likely gonna increase as well. I noticed an increase in girth between the ages of 16 and 19. And haha, mind you, the average size across races is more or less the same, the difference is usually minimal. Anyway, I’m surprised you haven’t been able to ascend yet. Black people have high SMV in the west, assuming you’re NT (neurotypical = not mentally ill).
 
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Then I have good news for you, your girth is most likely gonna increase as well. I noticed an increase in girth between the ages of 16 and 19. And haha, mind you, the average size across races is more or less the same, the difference is usually minimal. Anyway, I’m surprised you haven’t been able to ascend yet. Black people have high SMV in the west, assuming you’re NT (neurotypical = not mentally ill).
😂😂 Thank you I only discovered bp during winter break ngl
 
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your face isnt the problem jfl
Fr. 5'3 is damn near irredeemable

OP needs to become Prince or sumthin

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😂😂 Thank you I only discovered bp during winter break ngl
Looool no problem. :KEKLEO: And I see, that’s pretty recent. Take most of this shit with a grain of salt, the blackpill is just: Your looks determine your success in life. Anyone try to to sell you more than that, it’s BS. Just make sure you’re social, and you’ll be fine. You don’t need to be a Tyrone. A good body will help though, and like I said, being social as well. Can’t go wrong that way, you’ll be playing life on “relatively easy” mode. :DONTPETTHEPEEPO:
 
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Looool no problem. :KEKLEO: And I see, that’s pretty recent. Take most of this shit with a grain of salt, the blackpill is just: Your looks determine your success in life. Anyone try to to sell you more than that, it’s BS. Just make sure you’re social, and you’ll be fine. You don’t need to be a Tyrone. A good body will help though, and like I said, being social as well. Can’t go wrong that way, you’ll be playing life on “relatively easy” mode. :DONTPETTHEPEEPO:
Oh now it makes sense alright thank you dude. I hope you do good in life
 
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Oh now it makes sense alright thank you dude. I hope you do good in life
Thank you for the nice words, I’m working on it actually! And I wish the same for you. 💜
 

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