Could I get an internship at jp morgan?

[Notcel]

 

[Notcel]

This is what i look like

 

[Notcel]

Wtf am i shadowbanned

 

[Chance]

Do Goldman & Sachs

 

[Jgns]

nigga fuck u

 

[kisslessvirgin]

just give em a firm handshake

 

[Notcel]

Do Goldman & Sachs

Do you think theyd hire me?

 

[Notcel]

nigga fuck u

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What’d I do?

 

[kyslord]

Wtf am i shadowbanned

no, maybe your thread is not appealing.

buy my skool and i can teach you how to farm virtual points

 

[Chance]

Do you think theyd hire me?

Yes

 

[Roara]

so how jewish are you

 

[Jgns]

What’d I do?

u were just too cute bhaii

 

[emogymmaxx]

looks like she has a thing for ltns so

 

[Notcel]

just give em a firm handshake

pat their ass or is that a no-go?

 

[emogymmaxx]

pat their ass or is that a no-go?

full force slap

 

[Notcel]

no, maybe your thread is not appealing.

buy my skool and i can teach you how to farm virtual points

the type of posts I’d make after joining the course (petsmart bait)

“When the toaster is dead so you lowkey just heat it up in your mouth instead”

 

[kisslessvirgin]

pat their ass or is that a no-go?

if his handshake is weak

he is likely a cuck

so def a GO

but a firm shake from the other fella means you gotta wittle

him down first

hold out on the ass pats

 

[Notcel]

Yes

Thanks man

 

[Notcel]

so how jewish are you

I’m trying to learn hebrew? Does that count

 

[Notcel]

looks like she has a thing for ltns so

Im fucked
@Node can join though

 

[magnumd]

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are you jewish

 

[Notcel]

are you jewish

1%

 

[Roara]

I’m trying to learn hebrew? Does that count

I heard converting to judaism actually makes the jews hate you

 

[Notcel]

I heard converting to judaism actually makes the jews hate you

Im catholic
So it’d be ok anyway

 

[Whatever]

Does your wife have these cannons, little brown boy?

 

[magnumd]

1%

get a reverse rhinoplasty and act like ur a jew

 

[Node]

Im fucked
@Node can join though

Huh