Couldn't get hard with my first girlfriend (story time) (throwback tuesday)

[Deleted member 16381]

I was chilling over at her house and her parents weren't home... we had made out some prior and I was a virgin, she had 2 lays at that point or so she claimed. This was early 2020, before I became an alcoholic and lost 3 psl points and moved away. We were kissing in her bedroom and clothes were coming off. She took off her bra and I sucked on her nipples some. Then she pulled my pants down, and I guess I was nervous because i couldn't get the soldier to stand at attention. I'm about 5.5" fully hard but I was about 3" half mast after a minute. My cheeks turned red apparently and she started laughing at me. She apologized, but I could tell she lost respect and attraction for me in that moment, and subtly insinuated that I wasn't a "real man", I cried in her bathroom for awhile thenjumped out her 2nd floor window because i couldn;t face her, ended up spraining my ankle and ironically landed on my cock, too. I hobbled around and hopped in my car to speed away,when I got home I threw up like a gallon of bile in the toilet,cried all night and got drunk and drunk texted her my flaccid dick which was now 1" or so lol. She broke up with me after that and screencapped the snap. Destroyed my reputation and sent me into alcoholism, which I gained 20lbs of bloat and chronic ED. Just now i'm getting back on my feet, that was the worst day of my life

 

[Gengar]

Dude it's already Wednesday here

 

[Gengar]

Also no way that story is real

 

[Yliaster]

Ohwellmaxxing ?

 

[Deleted member 16134]

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[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I was chilling over at her house and her parents weren't home... we had made out some prior and I was a virgin, she had 2 lays at that point or so she claimed. This was early 2020, before I became an alcoholic and lost 3 psl points and moved away. We were kissing in her bedroom and clothes were coming off. She took off her bra and I sucked on her nipples some. Then she pulled my pants down, and I guess I was nervous because i couldn't get the soldier to stand at attention. I'm about 5.5" fully hard but I was about 3" half mast after a minute. My cheeks turned red apparently and she started laughing at me. She apologized, but I could tell she lost respect and attraction for me in that moment, and subtly insinuated that I wasn't a "real man", I cried in her bathroom for awhile thenjumped out her 2nd floor window because i couldn;t face her, ended up spraining my ankle and ironically landed on my cock, too. I hobbled around and hopped in my car to speed away,when I got home I threw up like a gallon of bile in the toilet,cried all night and got drunk and drunk texted her my flaccid dick which was now 1" or so lol. She broke up with me after that and screencapped the snap. Destroyed my reputation and sent me into alcoholism, which I gained 20lbs of bloat and chronic ED. Just now i'm getting back on my feet, that was the worst day of my life

I have been there my dick also didn’t work first time

I use viagra now it only gets worse from here I don’t even cum when I’m having sex I can literally fuck for days on end (a sex session for me is like 3+ hours as I never ejaculate) quite worrying but it is a medical condition called “delayed ejaculation” eh at least pregnancy isn’t a fear

 

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another victim of the dickpill. i feel you bro

 

[Deleted member 16133]

Also no way that story is real

look at my story this guy is most likely telling the truth man women are brutal i fucking hate them they don't need to have huge vaginas to get laid but we need to have 10 imchers? fuck outta here

 

[Deleted member 1813]

Most comedic story i read