Venting Couldn't get hard with my first girlfriend (story time) (throwback tuesday)

Deleted member 16381

Deleted member 16381

5'7, 4.5" BP, jaw is 10mm recessed
Joined
Dec 6, 2021
Posts
348
Reputation
321
I was chilling over at her house and her parents weren't home... we had made out some prior and I was a virgin, she had 2 lays at that point or so she claimed. This was early 2020, before I became an alcoholic and lost 3 psl points and moved away. We were kissing in her bedroom and clothes were coming off. She took off her bra and I sucked on her nipples some. Then she pulled my pants down, and I guess I was nervous because i couldn't get the soldier to stand at attention. I'm about 5.5" fully hard but I was about 3" half mast after a minute. My cheeks turned red apparently and she started laughing at me. She apologized, but I could tell she lost respect and attraction for me in that moment, and subtly insinuated that I wasn't a "real man":soy:, I cried in her bathroom for awhile thenjumped out her 2nd floor window because i couldn;t face her, ended up spraining my ankle and ironically landed on my cock, too. I hobbled around and hopped in my car to speed away,when I got home I threw up like a gallon of bile in the toilet,cried all night and got drunk and drunk texted her my flaccid dick which was now 1" or so lol. She broke up with me after that and screencapped the snap. Destroyed my reputation and sent me into alcoholism, which I gained 20lbs of bloat and chronic ED. Just now i'm getting back on my feet, that was the worst day of my life
 
TRUE_CEL

TRUE_CEL

to coom or not to coom
Joined
Oct 25, 2018
Posts
32,254
Reputation
39,130
Dude it's already Wednesday here :ogre:
 
TRUE_CEL

TRUE_CEL

to coom or not to coom
Joined
Oct 25, 2018
Posts
32,254
Reputation
39,130
Also no way that story is real
 
Yliaster

Yliaster

Your real rating is your dating life
Joined
Jul 27, 2020
Posts
6,756
Reputation
13,050
Ohwellmaxxing ?
 
Deleted member 16134

Deleted member 16134

Zephir
Joined
Nov 21, 2021
Posts
4,110
Reputation
3,630
PrinceLuenLeoncur

PrinceLuenLeoncur

ZORO THE MINORITY HUNTER ☠️ 😵👳🏾‍♂️🥷🧕🏼
Joined
Sep 19, 2021
Posts
11,238
Reputation
13,473
I was chilling over at her house and her parents weren't home... we had made out some prior and I was a virgin, she had 2 lays at that point or so she claimed. This was early 2020, before I became an alcoholic and lost 3 psl points and moved away. We were kissing in her bedroom and clothes were coming off. She took off her bra and I sucked on her nipples some. Then she pulled my pants down, and I guess I was nervous because i couldn't get the soldier to stand at attention. I'm about 5.5" fully hard but I was about 3" half mast after a minute. My cheeks turned red apparently and she started laughing at me. She apologized, but I could tell she lost respect and attraction for me in that moment, and subtly insinuated that I wasn't a "real man":soy:, I cried in her bathroom for awhile thenjumped out her 2nd floor window because i couldn;t face her, ended up spraining my ankle and ironically landed on my cock, too. I hobbled around and hopped in my car to speed away,when I got home I threw up like a gallon of bile in the toilet,cried all night and got drunk and drunk texted her my flaccid dick which was now 1" or so lol. She broke up with me after that and screencapped the snap. Destroyed my reputation and sent me into alcoholism, which I gained 20lbs of bloat and chronic ED. Just now i'm getting back on my feet, that was the worst day of my life
I have been there my dick also didn’t work first time

I use viagra now :ogre: it only gets worse from here I don’t even cum when I’m having sex I can literally fuck for days on end (a sex session for me is like 3+ hours as I never ejaculate) quite worrying but it is a medical condition called “delayed ejaculation” eh at least pregnancy isn’t a fear
 
.👽.

.👽.

everyone can get a GF except me💔
Joined
Jan 17, 2020
Posts
20,057
Reputation
33,629
another victim of the dickpill. i feel you bro:pepefrown:
 
curlyheadjames

curlyheadjames

👄Lipcel👄
Joined
Nov 21, 2021
Posts
5,159
Reputation
6,739
Also no way that story is real
look at my story this guy is most likely telling the truth man women are brutal i fucking hate them they don't need to have huge vaginas to get laid but we need to have 10 imchers? fuck outta here :feelswhy:
 
Petsmart

Petsmart

Petsmart
Joined
May 21, 2019
Posts
12,584
Reputation
29,454
Most comedic story i read
 

Similar threads

DwayneWhite55
Replies
17
Views
304
BlackLooks
BlackLooks
LMSMaxxer
Replies
32
Views
662
LMSMaxxer
LMSMaxxer
DwayneWhite55
Replies
13
Views
395
PunishedDollcel
PunishedDollcel
isis_Bleach
Replies
3
Views
253
LMSMaxxer
LMSMaxxer

Users who are viewing this thread

Top