COVID VACCINE COMING OUT IN A FEW DAYS!!!

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Absolute lifefuel!

They miraculously came up with a vaccine in record time!

And for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate for people below 70!!!
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I will make sure I am first in line for this vaccine that will save me from the deadly virus that has a 0.003% death rate for people my age!!!

Thank you to the NHS and to all the stay-at-home heroes for getting us through all of these unnecessary lockdowns and the media exaggerating the deaths and cases for this virus!!
 
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I genuinely hope that the vaccine will in fact kill people off. Because the only people it would be killing is the low iq normies because they're the only ones stupid enough to take it.
 
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I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL
 
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Rope if you're gonna get the vaccine tbh
 
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Absolute lifefuel!

They miraculously came up with a vaccine in record time!

And for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate for people below 70!!!
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I will make sure I am first in line for this vaccine that will save me from the deadly virus that has a 0.003% death rate for people my age!!!

Thank you to the NHS and to all the stay-at-home heroes for getting us through all of these unnecessary lockdowns and the media exaggerating the deaths and cases for this virus!!

Wow, clapping for the EnHachEss every Thursday really paid off
 
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I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL
MUH EVIL COVID IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!

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I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL
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Imagine if they make us still wear masks
 
> OMG DAE HAPPENING HAPPENING ITS GONNA HAPPOOOOON FOR REAL THIS TIME
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also right after US Election is over

hmmm
 
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My parents are immuno-compromised, better safe than sorry
Are you black/scandanavian? Really wouldn't surprise me.

Also I think it's worth the risk to not take the vaccine that has been magically created in record time (does that not bring up any suspiciouns btw?) for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate. Even if your parents have bad immune systems.
 
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Are you black/scandanavian? Really wouldn't surprise me.

Also I think it's worth the risk to not take the vaccine that has been magically created in record time (does that not bring up any suspiciouns btw?) for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate. Even if your parents have bad immune systems.
Wtf, no I am Arab. Have you not seen my face b4?

I won't be the first person to get it I will wait a bit, in Canada it's coming in Febuary, so it's not a bad situation to be willing to.

A vaccine with 95-99% success without side effects is worth it.
 
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remember that death rates are over-estimated because there are like 8-10x more cases IRL
 
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Gonna take it just to be safe
 
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Hopefully the government doesnt force everyone to take it and it ends up sterilising everyone
 
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Wtf, no I am Arab. Have you not seen my face b4?

I won't be the first person to get it I will wait a bit, in Canada it's coming in Febuary, so it's not a bad situation to be willing to.

A vaccine with 95-99% success without side effects is worth it.
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yes free side effects goys, you should all hope on it.
 
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i dont care, whatever allows me to travel finally.
 
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My warm thanks to all the members of the Merchant's Guild for this kind gift.
 
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itt: this is what americans actually think
 
Wtf, no I am Arab. Have you not seen my face b4?

I won't be the first person to get it I will wait a bit, in Canada it's coming in Febuary, so it's not a bad situation to be willing to.

A vaccine with 95-99% success without side effects is worth it.
Everything the government and the medis tells me is always correct and they want the best for us.
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Injecting Test E > injecting some dodgy vaccine that popped up out of nowhere
 
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Reminder that you're gonna take this vaccine that doesn't have long term safety trials
 
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Well at least they ll vaccinate the geezers and there will be latin parties again

So I am all in for coronavirus vaccine, even though the whole thing is prolly staged
 
This vaccine has long been in development, are Americans getting familiar with the news just now?
 
It should just go to those who need it (old/underlying conditions/healthcare workers)... I don't think they'll be forcing it upon the general populace, wouldn't surprise me if they do but still.
 
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Guys it's fine, the only side effects are decreased testosterone, a willingness to accept violent immigrants & vote Democrat! Perfectly safe goys!
 
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I hope they don’t make me take it man, I don’t know what I’m going to do then
 
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If its antibodies, it should be fine tbh
 
If its antibodies, it should be fine tbh
Of course they wouldn't tell you what it really is you stupid goyim. And if they do, they will just downplay it.
 
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Of course they wouldn't tell you what it really is you stupid goyim. And if they do, they will just downplay it.
Only other thing they can put to make u vote democrat is estrogen tbh
 
You should listen to your governements, goys.
Massive lockdowns and obligation of wearing the mask is for your good goys.
The vaccine made by my company in less than 1 year is the only possibility to get out of this crisis, goys.
95% efficient and side effects free, isn't it wonderful, goy ?
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Only other thing they can put to make u vote democrat is estrogen tbh
Fam they don't give a shit about who you vote

1. It's rigged
2. Even if it isn't rigged both contestants are puppets

The vaccine will either kill ppl or do something rlly bad to people's minds that makes it easier to control them
 
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OHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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PICKLE RICK ON A POPSICKLE STICK, A SAFE VACCINE WITH 95% OF GUARANTEED NO SIDE AFFECTS ALL IN UNDER A YEAR?????? WHERE DO I GET ONE!!!!!!!!
Haha When i see st*pid Rentoid (LOL) Not pay His Rent .... My reaction....  : LoveForLandlords


I WANT TO THANK ALL THE HEROS IN THE FRONTLINES WHO FOUGHT THIS FATAL DISEASE WITH COURAGE AND THE GOVERNMENT FOR PROTECTING US AND CARING ABOUT OUR LIVES TROUGH THIS HECTIC PHASE IN LIFE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE HEROS WHO FOUND THE 95% SAFE VACCINE IN A RECORD TIME OF LESS THAN ONE YEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY.
 
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Nah

It’s not coming out in a few days. It’s being reviewed by the FDA in a few days. It’s release comes later
 
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Nah

It’s not coming out in a few days. It’s being reviewed by the FDA in a few days. It’s release comes later
Ik it was just a bait title
 
yikes strangerino I'm going to put this in my 75% cringe 10% satire 5% meta folder
 
LMFAO FUCK THIS WORLD AND ALL THE FUCKING NORMIE RETARDS IN IT WITH 0 IQ

they fucked up the economy and everything just to save some 70+ chronic smokers? Its been really hard for me to get a job

fucking normie retards followimf everything the media says
 
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Oh silly, goyim, its not like you have a choice.

Now roll your sleeve up for me
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