COVID VACCINE COMING OUT IN A FEW DAYS!!!

[Deleted member 5189]

Absolute lifefuel!

They miraculously came up with a vaccine in record time!

And for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate for people below 70!!!

Healthcare Workers

COVID-19 guidance, tools, and resources for healthcare workers.

www.cdc.gov

I will make sure I am first in line for this vaccine that will save me from the deadly virus that has a 0.003% death rate for people my age!!!

Thank you to the NHS and to all the stay-at-home heroes for getting us through all of these unnecessary lockdowns and the media exaggerating the deaths and cases for this virus!!

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I genuinely hope that the vaccine will in fact kill people off. Because the only people it would be killing is the low iq normies because they're the only ones stupid enough to take it.

 

[Deleted member 6191]

I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL

 

[RoundHouse]

Rope if you're gonna get the vaccine tbh

 

[RoundHouse]

I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL

Rope if you're gonna get the vaccine tbh

doesn't apply to u brolossus

 

[Gazzamogga]

 

[Deleted member 6191]

doesn't apply to u brolossus

U ARE ALSO EXEMPT FROM BEING BASEMENT DWELLING

 

[JustBeCurryBrah]

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Absolute lifefuel!

They miraculously came up with a vaccine in record time!

And for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate for people below 70!!!
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Healthcare Workers

COVID-19 guidance, tools, and resources for healthcare workers.

www.cdc.gov

I will make sure I am first in line for this vaccine that will save me from the deadly virus that has a 0.003% death rate for people my age!!!

Thank you to the NHS and to all the stay-at-home heroes for getting us through all of these unnecessary lockdowns and the media exaggerating the deaths and cases for this virus!!

Wow, clapping for the EnHachEss every Thursday really paid off

 

[Deleted member 5189]

I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL

MUH EVIL COVID IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!

 

[Deleted member 3990]

I will indeed be taking IT, you are basement dwelling retards if you do not. MUH EVIL VACCINES THEY WILL KILL US ALL

̷F̷a̷t̷ ̷B̷a̷s̷t̷a̷r̷d̷ I EXIST

 

[Deleted member 4209]

Wow, clapping for the EnHachEss every Thursday really paid off

you clap for ME now goyim

 

[Deleted member 6191]

MUH EVIL COVID IT WILL KILL US ALL!!!

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My parents are immuno-compromised, better safe than sorry

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Imagine if they make us still wear masks

 

[Ritalincel]

> OMG DAE HAPPENING HAPPENING ITS GONNA HAPPOOOOON FOR REAL THIS TIME

 

[onnysk]

also right after US Election is over

hmmm

 

[Deleted member 6191]

also right after US Election is over

hmmm

autism

 

[Ritalincel]

also right after US Election is over

hmmm

 

[Deleted member 5189]

My parents are immuno-compromised, better safe than sorry

Are you black/scandanavian? Really wouldn't surprise me.

Also I think it's worth the risk to not take the vaccine that has been magically created in record time (does that not bring up any suspiciouns btw?) for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate. Even if your parents have bad immune systems.

 

[Deleted member 6191]

Are you black/scandanavian? Really wouldn't surprise me.

Also I think it's worth the risk to not take the vaccine that has been magically created in record time (does that not bring up any suspiciouns btw?) for a virus with a 0.000001% death rate. Even if your parents have bad immune systems.

Wtf, no I am Arab. Have you not seen my face b4?

I won't be the first person to get it I will wait a bit, in Canada it's coming in Febuary, so it's not a bad situation to be willing to.

A vaccine with 95-99% success without side effects is worth it.

 

[Ritalincel]

 

[Chico Chicowski]

remember that death rates are over-estimated because there are like 8-10x more cases IRL

 

[lutte]

Gonna take it just to be safe

 

[Subhuman Philtrum]

Hopefully the government doesnt force everyone to take it and it ends up sterilising everyone

 

[Oueyy]

Wtf, no I am Arab. Have you not seen my face b4?

I won't be the first person to get it I will wait a bit, in Canada it's coming in Febuary, so it's not a bad situation to be willing to.

A vaccine with 95-99% success without side effects is worth it.

yes free side effects goys, you should all hope on it.

 

[Deleted member 10104]

i dont care, whatever allows me to travel finally.

 

[Deleted member 8919]

Finally

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Gonna take it just to be safe

Of course the swede has no hesitation to take it

 

[Deleted member 7866]

My warm thanks to all the members of the Merchant's Guild for this kind gift.

 

[Deleted member 6453]

itt: this is what americans actually think

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Wtf, no I am Arab. Have you not seen my face b4?

I won't be the first person to get it I will wait a bit, in Canada it's coming in Febuary, so it's not a bad situation to be willing to.

A vaccine with 95-99% success without side effects is worth it.

Everything the government and the medis tells me is always correct and they want the best for us.

 

[Gargantuan]

Injecting Test E > injecting some dodgy vaccine that popped up out of nowhere

 

[Rabbi]

Reminder that you're gonna take this vaccine that doesn't have long term safety trials

 

[Deleted member 10449]

Well at least they ll vaccinate the geezers and there will be latin parties again

So I am all in for coronavirus vaccine, even though the whole thing is prolly staged

 

[Deleted member 3177]

This vaccine has long been in development, are Americans getting familiar with the news just now?

 

[sytyl]

It should just go to those who need it (old/underlying conditions/healthcare workers)... I don't think they'll be forcing it upon the general populace, wouldn't surprise me if they do but still.

 

[ShineBright]

Guys it's fine, the only side effects are decreased testosterone, a willingness to accept violent immigrants & vote Democrat! Perfectly safe goys!

 

[Deleted member 5969]

I hope they don’t make me take it man, I don’t know what I’m going to do then

 

[Vitruvian]

If its antibodies, it should be fine tbh

 

[Deleted member 5189]

If its antibodies, it should be fine tbh

Of course they wouldn't tell you what it really is you stupid goyim. And if they do, they will just downplay it.

 

[Vitruvian]

Of course they wouldn't tell you what it really is you stupid goyim. And if they do, they will just downplay it.

Only other thing they can put to make u vote democrat is estrogen tbh

 

[Oueyy]

You should listen to your governements, goys.
Massive lockdowns and obligation of wearing the mask is for your good goys.
The vaccine made by my company in less than 1 year is the only possibility to get out of this crisis, goys.
95% efficient and side effects free, isn't it wonderful, goy ?

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Only other thing they can put to make u vote democrat is estrogen tbh

Fam they don't give a shit about who you vote

1. It's rigged
2. Even if it isn't rigged both contestants are puppets

The vaccine will either kill ppl or do something rlly bad to people's minds that makes it easier to control them

 

[hopemaxxer]

OHHHHH MYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

PICKLE RICK ON A POPSICKLE STICK, A SAFE VACCINE WITH 95% OF GUARANTEED NO SIDE AFFECTS ALL IN UNDER A YEAR?????? WHERE DO I GET ONE!!!!!!!!

I WANT TO THANK ALL THE HEROS IN THE FRONTLINES WHO FOUGHT THIS FATAL DISEASE WITH COURAGE AND THE GOVERNMENT FOR PROTECTING US AND CARING ABOUT OUR LIVES TROUGH THIS HECTIC PHASE IN LIFE AND MOST IMPORTANTLY THE HEROS WHO FOUND THE 95% SAFE VACCINE IN A RECORD TIME OF LESS THAN ONE YEAR FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY.

 

[Blackout.xl]

Nah

It’s not coming out in a few days. It’s being reviewed by the FDA in a few days. It’s release comes later

 

[Deleted member 5189]

Nah

It’s not coming out in a few days. It’s being reviewed by the FDA in a few days. It’s release comes later

Ik it was just a bait title

 

[Deleted member 8461]

yikes strangerino I'm going to put this in my 75% cringe 10% satire 5% meta folder

 

[Deleted member 5393]

LMFAO FUCK THIS WORLD AND ALL THE FUCKING NORMIE RETARDS IN IT WITH 0 IQ

they fucked up the economy and everything just to save some 70+ chronic smokers? Its been really hard for me to get a job

fucking normie retards followimf everything the media says

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Oh silly, goyim, its not like you have a choice.

Now roll your sleeve up for me

 

[Deleted member 10176]

Reminder that you're gonna take this vaccine

Whether you like it or not

 

[lutte]

Of course the swede has no hesitation to take it

Since you're british you're gonna take it no matter if you like it or not