CRAZIEST ban reason I've ever seen 🤣🤣

[astatin]

Wtf

 

[слон]

@YourLocalLMTN remember when WE got this guy banned

 

[Jensonsahighlander]

he was genuinely my favorite grey like i really liked that dude he called me adam

 

[Topkra]

Who was this?

 

[chudburga]

What a shitty reason for a ban… forums gone soft lads!

 

[incelincel]

Who was this?

 

[Trevor Wonter]

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Wtf

nigga fr tweaking because WE all finger out assholes whether we admit it on niggers.org or not

 

[YourLocalLMTN]

@YourLocalLMTN remember when WE got this guy banned

we contributed to the community

 

[sergdying]

Who was this?

???

 

[YourLocalLMTN]

Who was this?

@iblamemeee

 

[medialcanthus]

we contributed to the community

nice ass

 

[Topkra]

@iblamemeee

Nobody knows this guy

 

[cryptt]

@180

 

[sergdying]

Nobody knows this guy

I know him actually, nigga was insufferable, horrible shitposts too

 

[YourLocalLMTN]

I know him actually, nigga was insufferable, horrible shitposts too

true, was always up to some gay shit

 

[180]

bro wtf is this shit

 

[astatin]

@YourLocalLMTN remember when WE got this guy banned

he was genuinely my favorite grey like i really liked that dude he called me adam

Who was this?

What a shitty reason for a ban… forums gone soft lads!

What a shitty reason for a ban… forums gone soft lads!

nigga fr tweaking because WE all finger out assholes whether we admit it on niggers.org or not

true, was always up to some gay shit

I know him actually, nigga was insufferable, horrible shitposts too

@180

nice ass

???

Hi

Oh sure, let’s talk about reptilians—the internet’s favorite shadowy overlords that somehow manage to both control every world government and yet can’t stop people from posting blurry “proof” videos filmed on a potato from 2007.





The idea is always the same: shape-shifting lizard beings secretly running everything from behind the scenes. Presidents? Reptilians. Celebrities? Reptilians. Your neighbor who waters their lawn at 6am? Suspiciously reptilian behavior. Apparently these beings have mastered interdimensional travel, advanced camouflage, and global manipulation—but occasionally their eyes “glitch” on live TV like a bad video filter. Because yes, an ancient hyper-intelligent species is definitely being exposed by compression artifacts on YouTube.





And the logic never quite holds together. If reptilians are powerful enough to infiltrate every major institution on Earth, why would they leave such obvious “clues”? Why risk their entire secret empire because someone zoomed in 400% on a news anchor’s face and thought they saw a vertical pupil for half a frame? That’s not a conspiracy—that’s pareidolia mixed with bad resolution.





Then there’s the lore. Depending on who you ask, reptilians either come from underground bases, another dimension, or a distant star system. They feed on human emotion—especially fear, because apparently they’re cosmic vampires now too. It’s like every conspiracy trope got thrown into a blender: aliens, secret societies, mind control, ancient civilizations. At some point it stops being a theory and starts being improv storytelling.





What’s really fascinating is why people latch onto this stuff. It’s not about lizards—it’s about trying to make sense of a complicated, often frustrating world. It’s easier to believe there’s a hidden group pulling all the strings than to accept that reality is messy, systems are flawed, and power is distributed in boring, human ways. Reptilians turn that complexity into a simple villain: cold-blooded, literally.





But the downside is how quickly it spirals. Once you buy into the idea that everything is secretly controlled by disguised non-humans, you stop trusting anything—news, science, other people. Every disagreement becomes “proof” someone isn’t human. That’s where it stops being harmless fun and starts eroding how people relate to reality.





At the end of the day, reptilians are basically modern mythology—our era’s version of demons, trickster spirits, or hidden gods. They say more about human imagination and anxiety than about actual lizard people in suits. And honestly, if there were hyper-advanced reptilian overlords running Earth, they’d probably do a better job staying hidden than blinking weirdly on cable news.





Or maybe that’s exactly what they want you to think.

 

[Topkra]

Hi

Oh sure, let’s talk about reptilians—the internet’s favorite shadowy overlords that somehow manage to both control every world government and yet can’t stop people from posting blurry “proof” videos filmed on a potato from 2007.





The idea is always the same: shape-shifting lizard beings secretly running everything from behind the scenes. Presidents? Reptilians. Celebrities? Reptilians. Your neighbor who waters their lawn at 6am? Suspiciously reptilian behavior. Apparently these beings have mastered interdimensional travel, advanced camouflage, and global manipulation—but occasionally their eyes “glitch” on live TV like a bad video filter. Because yes, an ancient hyper-intelligent species is definitely being exposed by compression artifacts on YouTube.





And the logic never quite holds together. If reptilians are powerful enough to infiltrate every major institution on Earth, why would they leave such obvious “clues”? Why risk their entire secret empire because someone zoomed in 400% on a news anchor’s face and thought they saw a vertical pupil for half a frame? That’s not a conspiracy—that’s pareidolia mixed with bad resolution.





Then there’s the lore. Depending on who you ask, reptilians either come from underground bases, another dimension, or a distant star system. They feed on human emotion—especially fear, because apparently they’re cosmic vampires now too. It’s like every conspiracy trope got thrown into a blender: aliens, secret societies, mind control, ancient civilizations. At some point it stops being a theory and starts being improv storytelling.





What’s really fascinating is why people latch onto this stuff. It’s not about lizards—it’s about trying to make sense of a complicated, often frustrating world. It’s easier to believe there’s a hidden group pulling all the strings than to accept that reality is messy, systems are flawed, and power is distributed in boring, human ways. Reptilians turn that complexity into a simple villain: cold-blooded, literally.





But the downside is how quickly it spirals. Once you buy into the idea that everything is secretly controlled by disguised non-humans, you stop trusting anything—news, science, other people. Every disagreement becomes “proof” someone isn’t human. That’s where it stops being harmless fun and starts eroding how people relate to reality.





At the end of the day, reptilians are basically modern mythology—our era’s version of demons, trickster spirits, or hidden gods. They say more about human imagination and anxiety than about actual lizard people in suits. And honestly, if there were hyper-advanced reptilian overlords running Earth, they’d probably do a better job staying hidden than blinking weirdly on cable news.





Or maybe that’s exactly what they want you to think.

I want to breed Yael Shelbia so bad honestly

 

[chudburga]

Hi

Oh sure, let’s talk about reptilians—the internet’s favorite shadowy overlords that somehow manage to both control every world government and yet can’t stop people from posting blurry “proof” videos filmed on a potato from 2007.





The idea is always the same: shape-shifting lizard beings secretly running everything from behind the scenes. Presidents? Reptilians. Celebrities? Reptilians. Your neighbor who waters their lawn at 6am? Suspiciously reptilian behavior. Apparently these beings have mastered interdimensional travel, advanced camouflage, and global manipulation—but occasionally their eyes “glitch” on live TV like a bad video filter. Because yes, an ancient hyper-intelligent species is definitely being exposed by compression artifacts on YouTube.





And the logic never quite holds together. If reptilians are powerful enough to infiltrate every major institution on Earth, why would they leave such obvious “clues”? Why risk their entire secret empire because someone zoomed in 400% on a news anchor’s face and thought they saw a vertical pupil for half a frame? That’s not a conspiracy—that’s pareidolia mixed with bad resolution.





Then there’s the lore. Depending on who you ask, reptilians either come from underground bases, another dimension, or a distant star system. They feed on human emotion—especially fear, because apparently they’re cosmic vampires now too. It’s like every conspiracy trope got thrown into a blender: aliens, secret societies, mind control, ancient civilizations. At some point it stops being a theory and starts being improv storytelling.





What’s really fascinating is why people latch onto this stuff. It’s not about lizards—it’s about trying to make sense of a complicated, often frustrating world. It’s easier to believe there’s a hidden group pulling all the strings than to accept that reality is messy, systems are flawed, and power is distributed in boring, human ways. Reptilians turn that complexity into a simple villain: cold-blooded, literally.





But the downside is how quickly it spirals. Once you buy into the idea that everything is secretly controlled by disguised non-humans, you stop trusting anything—news, science, other people. Every disagreement becomes “proof” someone isn’t human. That’s where it stops being harmless fun and starts eroding how people relate to reality.





At the end of the day, reptilians are basically modern mythology—our era’s version of demons, trickster spirits, or hidden gods. They say more about human imagination and anxiety than about actual lizard people in suits. And honestly, if there were hyper-advanced reptilian overlords running Earth, they’d probably do a better job staying hidden than blinking weirdly on cable news.





Or maybe that’s exactly what they want you to think.

Niggas officially lost it @SlayerJonas ban him next

 

[Jensonsahighlander]

Hi

Oh sure, let’s talk about reptilians—the internet’s favorite shadowy overlords that somehow manage to both control every world government and yet can’t stop people from posting blurry “proof” videos filmed on a potato from 2007.





The idea is always the same: shape-shifting lizard beings secretly running everything from behind the scenes. Presidents? Reptilians. Celebrities? Reptilians. Your neighbor who waters their lawn at 6am? Suspiciously reptilian behavior. Apparently these beings have mastered interdimensional travel, advanced camouflage, and global manipulation—but occasionally their eyes “glitch” on live TV like a bad video filter. Because yes, an ancient hyper-intelligent species is definitely being exposed by compression artifacts on YouTube.





And the logic never quite holds together. If reptilians are powerful enough to infiltrate every major institution on Earth, why would they leave such obvious “clues”? Why risk their entire secret empire because someone zoomed in 400% on a news anchor’s face and thought they saw a vertical pupil for half a frame? That’s not a conspiracy—that’s pareidolia mixed with bad resolution.





Then there’s the lore. Depending on who you ask, reptilians either come from underground bases, another dimension, or a distant star system. They feed on human emotion—especially fear, because apparently they’re cosmic vampires now too. It’s like every conspiracy trope got thrown into a blender: aliens, secret societies, mind control, ancient civilizations. At some point it stops being a theory and starts being improv storytelling.





What’s really fascinating is why people latch onto this stuff. It’s not about lizards—it’s about trying to make sense of a complicated, often frustrating world. It’s easier to believe there’s a hidden group pulling all the strings than to accept that reality is messy, systems are flawed, and power is distributed in boring, human ways. Reptilians turn that complexity into a simple villain: cold-blooded, literally.





But the downside is how quickly it spirals. Once you buy into the idea that everything is secretly controlled by disguised non-humans, you stop trusting anything—news, science, other people. Every disagreement becomes “proof” someone isn’t human. That’s where it stops being harmless fun and starts eroding how people relate to reality.





At the end of the day, reptilians are basically modern mythology—our era’s version of demons, trickster spirits, or hidden gods. They say more about human imagination and anxiety than about actual lizard people in suits. And honestly, if there were hyper-advanced reptilian overlords running Earth, they’d probably do a better job staying hidden than blinking weirdly on cable news.





Or maybe that’s exactly what they want you to think.

severe autism ngl

 

[слон]

Hi

Oh sure, let’s talk about reptilians—the internet’s favorite shadowy overlords that somehow manage to both control every world government and yet can’t stop people from posting blurry “proof” videos filmed on a potato from 2007.





The idea is always the same: shape-shifting lizard beings secretly running everything from behind the scenes. Presidents? Reptilians. Celebrities? Reptilians. Your neighbor who waters their lawn at 6am? Suspiciously reptilian behavior. Apparently these beings have mastered interdimensional travel, advanced camouflage, and global manipulation—but occasionally their eyes “glitch” on live TV like a bad video filter. Because yes, an ancient hyper-intelligent species is definitely being exposed by compression artifacts on YouTube.





And the logic never quite holds together. If reptilians are powerful enough to infiltrate every major institution on Earth, why would they leave such obvious “clues”? Why risk their entire secret empire because someone zoomed in 400% on a news anchor’s face and thought they saw a vertical pupil for half a frame? That’s not a conspiracy—that’s pareidolia mixed with bad resolution.





Then there’s the lore. Depending on who you ask, reptilians either come from underground bases, another dimension, or a distant star system. They feed on human emotion—especially fear, because apparently they’re cosmic vampires now too. It’s like every conspiracy trope got thrown into a blender: aliens, secret societies, mind control, ancient civilizations. At some point it stops being a theory and starts being improv storytelling.





What’s really fascinating is why people latch onto this stuff. It’s not about lizards—it’s about trying to make sense of a complicated, often frustrating world. It’s easier to believe there’s a hidden group pulling all the strings than to accept that reality is messy, systems are flawed, and power is distributed in boring, human ways. Reptilians turn that complexity into a simple villain: cold-blooded, literally.





But the downside is how quickly it spirals. Once you buy into the idea that everything is secretly controlled by disguised non-humans, you stop trusting anything—news, science, other people. Every disagreement becomes “proof” someone isn’t human. That’s where it stops being harmless fun and starts eroding how people relate to reality.





At the end of the day, reptilians are basically modern mythology—our era’s version of demons, trickster spirits, or hidden gods. They say more about human imagination and anxiety than about actual lizard people in suits. And honestly, if there were hyper-advanced reptilian overlords running Earth, they’d probably do a better job staying hidden than blinking weirdly on cable news.





Or maybe that’s exactly what they want you to think.

niggas postfarming with reddiy copypastas in the replies fuck off

 

[FoidEater]

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Wtf

I dont even have words for this

This thread came straight out of the slums of pakistan

 

[Sandriguez]

Hi

Oh sure, let’s talk about reptilians—the internet’s favorite shadowy overlords that somehow manage to both control every world government and yet can’t stop people from posting blurry “proof” videos filmed on a potato from 2007.





The idea is always the same: shape-shifting lizard beings secretly running everything from behind the scenes. Presidents? Reptilians. Celebrities? Reptilians. Your neighbor who waters their lawn at 6am? Suspiciously reptilian behavior. Apparently these beings have mastered interdimensional travel, advanced camouflage, and global manipulation—but occasionally their eyes “glitch” on live TV like a bad video filter. Because yes, an ancient hyper-intelligent species is definitely being exposed by compression artifacts on YouTube.





And the logic never quite holds together. If reptilians are powerful enough to infiltrate every major institution on Earth, why would they leave such obvious “clues”? Why risk their entire secret empire because someone zoomed in 400% on a news anchor’s face and thought they saw a vertical pupil for half a frame? That’s not a conspiracy—that’s pareidolia mixed with bad resolution.





Then there’s the lore. Depending on who you ask, reptilians either come from underground bases, another dimension, or a distant star system. They feed on human emotion—especially fear, because apparently they’re cosmic vampires now too. It’s like every conspiracy trope got thrown into a blender: aliens, secret societies, mind control, ancient civilizations. At some point it stops being a theory and starts being improv storytelling.





What’s really fascinating is why people latch onto this stuff. It’s not about lizards—it’s about trying to make sense of a complicated, often frustrating world. It’s easier to believe there’s a hidden group pulling all the strings than to accept that reality is messy, systems are flawed, and power is distributed in boring, human ways. Reptilians turn that complexity into a simple villain: cold-blooded, literally.





But the downside is how quickly it spirals. Once you buy into the idea that everything is secretly controlled by disguised non-humans, you stop trusting anything—news, science, other people. Every disagreement becomes “proof” someone isn’t human. That’s where it stops being harmless fun and starts eroding how people relate to reality.





At the end of the day, reptilians are basically modern mythology—our era’s version of demons, trickster spirits, or hidden gods. They say more about human imagination and anxiety than about actual lizard people in suits. And honestly, if there were hyper-advanced reptilian overlords running Earth, they’d probably do a better job staying hidden than blinking weirdly on cable news.





Or maybe that’s exactly what they want you to think.

Spoiler

Copypastas are hilarious ngl

 

[astatin]

I

Niggas officially lost it @SlayerJonas ban him next

m allowed to do this as much as i want

 

[inceliusndius]

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