Crazy story about how I almost slayed

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Finally got a date with this really hot girl from my class that I’d been looking at all semester. I barely even talked to her before but one day after class I just said screw it and asked her out. Somehow she said yes.

Before the date I made a terrible decision and crushed a massive burrito because I was nervous. Beans, salsa, everything.

We’re like 20 minutes into the date and my stomach starts going crazy. I’m trying to act normal but it’s getting bad. Eventually one just slips out. I tried to play it off like it was the chair but it was pretty obvious it wasn’t.

She looked at me for a second and then just started laughing while I’m sitting there dying inside. After that I was basically scared to move the rest of the night.

So yeah. Finally get the date and almost ruin it because I decided a burrito was a good idea beforehand. Never making that mistake again.
 
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