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So this freshman at my school who just came into this school this year. Looks EXACTLY like Madison beer but she’s htb bc her harmony is fried it’s like a 4 but the rest of her categories are 8s.

Anyways I wanted to ask her out but the problem is she’s 14 and I’m 17 JFL (but nigga looks like Madison beer even if she was 12 I would’ve asked her)

So I asked her at lunch in a autist way bc she was the first girl I’ve cold approached in the past 2 years.

So I asked her and she said she had A BOYFRIEND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

So I was defeated and I asked her friends to make sure she wasn’t bullshitting me and yeah she has a bf lol

But then afterwards in English class some gay dude tried to ask me out to homecoming and I said “no bro I’m not gay” and everyone in the class said “your not gay? I thought u were” FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

That shit was so brutal. I recovered some aura after when I started a 30 min convo with this white high mtb at the pep rally but fuck dude brutal.
 
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So this freshman at my school who just came into this school this year. Looks EXACTLY like Madison beer but she’s htb bc her harmony is fried it’s like a 4 but the rest of her categories are 8s.

Anyways I wanted to ask her out but the problem is she’s 14 and I’m 17 JFL (but nigga looks like Madison beer even if she was 12 I would’ve asked her)

So I asked her at lunch in a autist way bc she was the first girl I’ve cold approached in the past 2 years.

So I asked her and she said she had A BOYFRIEND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

So I was defeated and I asked her friends to make sure she wasn’t bullshitting me and yeah she has a bf lol

But then afterwards in English class some gay dude tried to ask me out to homecoming and I said “no bro I’m not gay” and everyone in the class said “your not gay? I thought u were” FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

That shit was so brutal. I recovered some aura after when I started a 30 min convo with this white high mtb at the pep rally but fuck dude brutal.
@Tigermoggerlol GTFIH NOW
 
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So this freshman at my school who just came into this school this year. Looks EXACTLY like Madison beer but she’s htb bc her harmony is fried it’s like a 4 but the rest of her categories are 8s.

Anyways I wanted to ask her out but the problem is she’s 14 and I’m 17 JFL (but nigga looks like Madison beer even if she was 12 I would’ve asked her)

So I asked her at lunch in a autist way bc she was the first girl I’ve cold approached in the past 2 years.

So I asked her and she said she had A BOYFRIEND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

So I was defeated and I asked her friends to make sure she wasn’t bullshitting me and yeah she has a bf lol

But then afterwards in English class some gay dude tried to ask me out to homecoming and I said “no bro I’m not gay” and everyone in the class said “your not gay? I thought u were” FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

That shit was so brutal. I recovered some aura after when I started a 30 min convo with this white high mtb at the pep rally but fuck dude brutal.
having gay allegations in school fucking hurts bro, like nigga do I look that low t?
 
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So this freshman at my school who just came into this school this year. Looks EXACTLY like Madison beer but she’s htb bc her harmony is fried it’s like a 4 but the rest of her categories are 8s.

Anyways I wanted to ask her out but the problem is she’s 14 and I’m 17 JFL (but nigga looks like Madison beer even if she was 12 I would’ve asked her)

So I asked her at lunch in a autist way bc she was the first girl I’ve cold approached in the past 2 years.

So I asked her and she said she had A BOYFRIEND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

So I was defeated and I asked her friends to make sure she wasn’t bullshitting me and yeah she has a bf lol

But then afterwards in English class some gay dude tried to ask me out to homecoming and I said “no bro I’m not gay” and everyone in the class said “your not gay? I thought u were” FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

That shit was so brutal. I recovered some aura after when I started a 30 min convo with this white high mtb at the pep rally but fuck dude brutal.
Tiger jacking off to the thought of this woman
 
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Tiger jacking off to the thought of this woman
he's gonna go hunt for madison beer look alikes at his local elementary school
 
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So this freshman at my school who just came into this school this year. Looks EXACTLY like Madison beer but she’s htb bc her harmony is fried it’s like a 4 but the rest of her categories are 8s.

Anyways I wanted to ask her out but the problem is she’s 14 and I’m 17 JFL (but nigga looks like Madison beer even if she was 12 I would’ve asked her)

So I asked her at lunch in a autist way bc she was the first girl I’ve cold approached in the past 2 years.

So I asked her and she said she had A BOYFRIEND. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

So I was defeated and I asked her friends to make sure she wasn’t bullshitting me and yeah she has a bf lol

But then afterwards in English class some gay dude tried to ask me out to homecoming and I said “no bro I’m not gay” and everyone in the class said “your not gay? I thought u were” FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK

That shit was so brutal. I recovered some aura after when I started a 30 min convo with this white high mtb at the pep rally but fuck dude brutal.
@Tigermoggerlol GTFIH NOW
He just copy pasted everything I said in a thread that I made a month ago this guy is obsessed with me I live rent free in his head
 
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bro really got aired by a freshman im crying:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Just read this thread
Wow brutal
I mean at least ur low inhib enough to ask a girl out even if she is younger.
I have to wait for girls to come to me 😢
 
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Just read this thread
Wow brutal
I mean at least ur low inhib enough to ask a girl out even if she is younger.
I have to wait for girls to come to me 😢
imagine a stinky manlet border hopper approached you at school, i would've swung if i was her.
 
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having gay allegations in school fucking hurts bro, like nigga do I look that low t?
Nah they gay allegations came bc I told a dude I’d fuck him and suck his dick as a joke but they thought I was serious
 
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imagine a stinky manlet border hopper approached you at school, i would've swung if i was her.
Nigga your Dalit retarted ass wouldn’t even be able to ask out any girls with your subhuman face they would get scared and run away in horror
 
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Nah they gay allegations came bc I told a dude I’d fuck him and suck his dick as a joke but they thought I was serious
good, some people at my school think I'm gay idk if its because I look gay or if i say gay shit. prolly just looks bc every single guy says gay shit anyway. At least i dont look as gay compared to last year though my bones lwk changed a shit ton ngl.
 
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good, some people at my school think I'm gay idk if its because I look gay or if i say gay shit. prolly just looks bc every single guy says gay shit anyway. At least i dont look as gay compared to last year though my bones lwk changed a shit ton ngl.
can't look gay if you have high dimo
 
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can't look gay if you have high dimo
very true. I think my eye area is what makes me look that way because it's my worst quality and I almost have damn near bug eyes. My bones are definitely building though.
 
good, some people at my school think I'm gay idk if its because I look gay or if i say gay shit. prolly just looks bc every single guy says gay shit anyway. At least i dont look as gay compared to last year though my bones lwk changed a shit ton ngl.
Mirin I don’t look gay either
 
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No face reveal no talk
 
So I asked her and she said she had A BOYFRIEND.
was perfect time to ask “damn, who is he? what’s his name?

if she gives you a name but a no last name

Then be like “which *first name*?, I think I might know who you’re talking about”

but here’s the thing, if she’s high iq she might be like “which *first name* do you think im talking about”

which is why I’d probably change the way “I think I might know who you’re talking about” is said or even avoid it entirely and just say “which *first name*”

if she says “he doesn’t go here” then immediately be like “bro, just reject me to my face. You don’t gotta bullshit me. I can’t take it”


I hate that excuses shit man. I hate excuses, I wish women could just be straightforward more instead of trying to make excuses

Id rather get rejected with an insult than be “soft rejected” with excuses
 

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