Criminal Maxxers advice needed

[CriminalMaxxing]

Just ordered a lockpicking kit from amazon

Now i will wait and when it arrives i will start stealing bikes and selling them.I see litterally 50 bikes at night and nobody gives a fuck and sees me
So this will work

also...now i need more Criminal maxxing strategies because this prob aint gonna cut it
And i have to wait a bit before reselling the bikes

Anyone have some tips and tricks on Burglaring or shoplifting?
Need all the info bois also other crime maxxing methods
I am ready to do it,unless it involves killing someone or getting killed

 

[6’1cel]

Just ordered a lockpicking kit from amazon
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Now i will wait and when it arrives i will start stealing bikes and selling them.I see litterally 50 bikes at night and nobody gives a fuck and sees me
So this will work

also...now i need more Criminal maxxing strategies because this prob aint gonna cut it
And i have to wait a bit before reselling the bikes

Anyone have some tips and tricks on Burglaring or shoplifting?
Need all the info bois also other crime maxxing methods
I am ready to do it,unless it involves killing someone or getting killed

break into houses

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

break into houses

Bro thats what burglaring means
I was planning on doing that
But I never did it so I need some help

 

[Deleted]

learn parkour

 

[6’1cel]

Bro thats what burglaring means
I was planning on doing that
But I never did it so I need some help

practice lockpicking first
after finding a luxury house, you should use a lot of time to scout a house and to make sure nobody’s home, make sure to wear a mask, bring a weapon, and a bag for storing the stolen items

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

practice lockpicking first
after finding a luxury house, you should use a lot of time to scout a house and to make sure nobody’s home, make sure to wear a mask, bring a weapon, and a bag for storing the stolen items

Okay man I am gonn start practicing hard since its quarantine and I have to stay alone at home
I will try to go to a more wealthy but not too wealthy area and start scoping around at night
And then on a normal afternoon when everyone should be out its time to strike.
I think night wouldnt be very clever since everyone is at home

also I will go to grocery store in 1 hour and start stealing normal stuff to learn shoplifting

 

[Deleted member 6089]

lol u not gonna make shit with stealing bicycles jfl either start with drugs/credit fraud or do real robberies

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

lol u not gonna make shit with stealing bicycles jfl either start with drugs/credit fraud or do real robberies

Bro you can sell bike for like 100 bucks man what do you mean
Imagine selling 4 bikes a week

also bro how am i supposed to credit fraud
i have no idea

 

[Deleted]

learn parkour

Jfl @ the people laughing. If you don’t know parkour and want to become a burglar you will loose a lot of opportunities most burglars aren’t capable of going for.

Me and my friends managed to enter a church through the roof (we didn’t steal anything, were not criminals) by climbing on top and entering though an unlocked hatch which led to a heat room and then to the main area. If i was a criminal i could’ve probably stolen some decently valuable stuff but this is just an example.

 

[Deleted member 6089]

Bro you can sell bike for like 100 bucks man what do you mean
Imagine selling 4 bikes a week

also bro how am i supposed to credit fraud
i have no idea

Go out and make friends with other criminals otherwise you might just give up with this

 

[Deleted member 6403]

lol u not gonna make shit with stealing bicycles jfl either start with drugs/credit fraud or do real robberies

ye, start selling weed instead

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

ye, start selling weed instead

My friend got in jail for that Because undercover police strolled
I aint trying that

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

Go out and make friends with other criminals otherwise you might just give up with this

Bruh how do you find criminal friends like that
I will go shoplifting in an hour man
Lets see how much i can get

 

[Deleted member 6089]

Bruh how do you find criminal friends like that
I will go shoplifting in an hour man
Lets see how much i can get

How old are you jfl what is this

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

How old are you jfl what is this

I am 17 bra i live alone

 

[Deleted member 4430]

XD

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Where would you sell the bikes

 

[6’1cel]

Jfl @ the people laughing. If you don’t know parkour and want to become a burglar you will loose a lot of opportunities most burglars aren’t capable of going for.

Me and my friends managed to enter a church through the roof (we didn’t steal anything, were not criminals) by climbing on top and entering though an unlocked hatch which led to a heat room and then to the main area. If i was a criminal i could’ve probably stolen some decently valuable stuff but this is just an example.

i was into parkour a lot when i was 9-12yo
i can easily jump over a tall fence or something like that

 

[Hollywood2]

Brahs u fkn sad if you wanna criminal max I would rent a room and put it full with weed

but I wont, cause it wont work, criminalmax

 

[6’1cel]

ye, start selling weed instead

you need connections for that

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

Where would you sell the bikes

I will wait 3 weeks and then start selling them on an app where you sell shit but its not that popular so many people dont know it
I obviously wont name it

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

Brahs u fkn sad if you wanna criminal max I would rent a room and put it full with weed

but I wont, cause it wont work, criminalmax

Bro i have my own flat
Now...How the fuck do you plant weed

 

[Deleted member 6403]

you need connections for that

its so easy to find weed, even if u dont know anyone just order an ounce from the deep web, its cheap as hell and flip it

 

[Hollywood2]

Bro i have my own flat
Now...How the fuck do you plant weed

Guides are on the whole internet

 

[6’1cel]

I will wait 3 weeks and then start selling them on an app where you sell shit but its not that popular so many people dont know it
I obviously wont name it

tbh stealing bikes is very ineffective unless you find an expensive racebike

 

[Hollywood2]

you need connections for that

No

 

[Deleted]

i wouldnt sell drugs personally because getting a job/renting apartment is much harder if you're a convicted junkie than something like a theif

 

[6’1cel]

its so easy to find weed, even if u dont know anyone just order an ounce from the deep web, its cheap as hell and flip it

who are you gonna sell it to tho
what if they call the cops on you

 

[Deleted member 6403]

if u dont wanna sell weed then just swipe from niggas from offerup in gta, phones are easy

 

[Gonthar]

It's kinda late to do that now - there are surveillance cameras everywhere and even bicycles have GPS trackers and alarms in them, it's very easy to get caught if you don't know what you are doing.

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

who are you gonna sell it to tho
what if they call the cops on you

Bro weed is so easy to make money off
But its also so easy to get caught

 

[Deleted member 6573]

Just ordered a lockpicking kit from amazon
View attachment 882845
Now i will wait and when it arrives i will start stealing bikes and selling them.I see litterally 50 bikes at night and nobody gives a fuck and sees me
So this will work

also...now i need more Criminal maxxing strategies because this prob aint gonna cut it
And i have to wait a bit before reselling the bikes

Anyone have some tips and tricks on Burglaring or shoplifting?
Need all the info bois also other crime maxxing methods
I am ready to do it,unless it involves killing someone or getting killed

niggers me

 

[Deleted member 6403]

who are you gonna sell it to tho
what if they call the cops on you

break it down and find friends of friends, no ones gonna snitch on someone selling weed 99% of the time

 

[CriminalMaxxing]

It's kinda late to do that now - there are surveillance cameras everywhere and even bicycles have GPS trackers and alarms in them, it's very easy to get caught if you don't know what you are doing.

I really doubt most bicycles have gps
Unless some rich fucker owns it
Also you are litterally required to wear masks now
Litterally the perfect time

 

[Deleted member 6400]

 

[Hollywood2]

i wouldnt sell drugs personally because getting a job/renting apartment is much harder if you're a convicted junkie than something like a theif

Wrong mindset / fuck a job or something you talkin about, create your own business, you don't have to 'proof' yourself for a boss

 

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