crisick threads are the funniest thing this site has to offer

[Deleted member 17595]

the absolute outrageous frauding and larping and the comments are so hilarious.



@ascension

 

[retrudedmaxilla]

this is the same joke who took a picture of himself in front of a vineyard and wrote 'just bought this new 2sq km vineyard, let the profit begin'.

crisick is so incredible that he can simply own property by standing in front of it. now that is the mark of a mogger.

 

[retrudedmaxilla]

i heard he's going to be manning the first mission to mars in a couple months. i wish him the best of luck.

 

[ascension]

This masc mogger strikes such fear into women that they're scared to even use a single emoji

 

[ascension]

@House Lannister

 

[Deleted member 17595]

i heard he's going to be manning the first mission to mars in a couple months. i wish him the best of luck.

waiting for instagram screenshots of him and alien ladies flirting. He is so powerful

 

[Willmogulater]

Is he a member of illuminati?

 

[Deleted member 17595]

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This masc mogger strikes such fear into women that they're scared to even use a single emoji

@ascension i believe his slay stories tbh. Here is my screenshot of my legit slay last night (she is a model i dont have time to match with sub stacylites)

 

[Tylermax]

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@ascension i believe his slay stories tbh. Here is my screenshot of my legit slay last night (she is a model i dont have time to match with sub stacylites)

Smd fraud loser

 

[ascension]

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@ascension i believe his slay stories tbh. Here is my screenshot of my legit slay last night (she is a model i dont have time to match with sub stacylites)

"Amazing saar. Please tell me how to do this also. I will sell my family house and farm to fuck white girls saar. I must redeem the sex saar"

 

[Deleted member 17595]

View attachment 2312630 "Amazing saar. Please tell me how to do this also. I will sell my family house and farm to fuck white girls saar. I must redeem the sex saar"

“It’s so easy. I just go out and girls approach me. Whenever a pixel of my face is posted on a ig story of any of my friends, all the comments are Who is he? 1.92m? Where is he hiding?”

 

[Deleted member 11097]

When basement dwellers virgins have no life and have a hard time accepting the fact that good looking people fuck on a daily basis or whenever they go out jfl

If you actually had a minimum of social encounters you would realise the difference between you living online and playing video games and people who actually spend their time with others outdoors

@forevergymcelling @Chadethnic101

 

[Deleted member 29581]

 

[Deleted member 17595]

When basement dwellers virgins have no life and have a hard time accepting the fact that good looking people fuck on a daily basis or whenever they go out jfl

If you actually had a minimum of social encounters you would realise the difference between you living online and playing video games and people who actually spend their time with others outdoors

@forevergymcelling @Chadethnic101

 

[Deleted member 29581]

When basement dwellers virgins have no life and have a hard time accepting the fact that good looking people fuck on a daily basis or whenever they go out jfl

If you actually had a minimum of social encounters you would realise the difference between you living online and playing video games and people who actually spend their time with others outdoors

@forevergymcelling @Chadethnic101

i would’ve asked this in the interview if i knew about U, when did u ascend ?? in these candids of u u look adult.

 

[normie_joe]

the absolute outrageous frauding and larping and the comments are so hilarious.

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@ascension

What a bizarre Frenchie...

You think with such a narcissistic baguette up his ass he'll brag to models and influencers on Instagram (supposedly on his level).

Yet the only bragging he does is to the lowest of the low on .org.

It's like an upper middle class man dining for the first time at a 5 star restaurant and bragging to the people in line at a food bank.

Except he didn't dine at a 5 star restaurant but bought microwavable Tortellini from Lidl.

 

[Deleted member 17595]

What a bizarre Frenchie...

You think with such a narcissistic baguette up his ass he'll brag to models and influencers on Instagram (supposedly on his level).

Yet the only bragging he does is to the lowest of the low on .org.

It's like an upper middle class man dining for the first time at a 5 star restaurant and bragging to the people in line at a food bank.

Except he didn't dine at a 5 star restaurant but bought microwavable Tortellini from Lidl.

“When basement dwellers virgins have no life and have a hard time accepting the fact that good looking people fuck on a daily basis or whenever they go out jfl”

-Crisick, supposed slayer, on a obscure incel forum

 

[Enfant terrible]

esports legend, university lecture, real estate mogul, male model and martial artist cris natase

 

[Deleted member 11097]

i would’ve asked this in the interview if i knew about U, when did u ascend ?? in these candids of u u look adult.

People have this mis conception of ascending and trying their best to get surgeries and shit. The only thing it’ll do to you is you end up looking like amnesia, a Walmart Michael Jackson version.

You’re either good looking from the day you were born or you’re not. Then everything else is just growing up and losing bodyfat

 

[Deleted member 17595]

People have this mis conception of ascending and trying their best to get surgeries and shit. The only thing it’ll do to you is you end up looking like amnesia, a Walmart Michael Jackson version.

You’re either good looking from the day you were born or you’re not. Then everything else is just growing up and losing bodyfat

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So you think that slayers like you are born - not made?

 

[Deleted member 29581]

People have this mis conception of ascending and trying their best to get surgeries and shit. The only thing it’ll do to you is you end up looking like amnesia, a Walmart Michael Jackson version.

You’re either good looking from the day you were born or you’re not. Then everything else is just growing up and losing bodyfat

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one day we will do a part 2, except i will actually have notes and shit since ur a spectacle here.

 

[Magnum Opus]

People have this mis conception of ascending and trying their best to get surgeries and shit. The only thing it’ll do to you is you end up looking like amnesia, a Walmart Michael Jackson version.

You’re either good looking from the day you were born or you’re not. Then everything else is just growing up and losing bodyfat

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Child me mogs you, so sorry. @russiancel

 

[Deleted member 11097]

So you think that slayers like you are born - not made?

You learn how to act around women by being around women, which I did since my childhood lmao

You niggas can do your best and shit but there’s no remedy for your fried brain due to lack of social interactions

 

[Deleted member 17595]

You learn how to act around women by being around women, which I did since my childhood lmao

You niggas can do your best and shit but there’s no remedy for your fried brain due to lack of social interactions

How come that even with so much female attention you ended up on a such obscure forum

 

[Deleted member 11097]

How come that even with so much female attention you ended up on a such obscure forum

I post from time to time, mostly 10 minutes once every week or so. The reactions are priceless because it’s fun to see people use the victim mindset and blame others instead of doing something for themselves.

“Muh I need money > spends his money on computers and video games while being on welfare”

“Muh I need more muscles > sits on a gaming chair all day long”

If this shithole should be described in two words it would be : lazy cunts

 

[Willmogulater]

I post from time to time, mostly 10 minutes once every week or so. The reactions are priceless because it’s fun to see people use the victim mindset and blame others instead of doing something for themselves.

“Muh I need money > spends his money on computers and video games while being on welfare”

“Muh I need more muscles > sits on a gaming chair all day long”

If this shithole should be described in two words it would be : lazy cunts

But i gymcel 6 days a week still no muscles

 

[Deleted member 17595]

I post from time to time, mostly 10 minutes once every week or so. The reactions are priceless because it’s fun to see people use the victim mindset and blame others instead of doing something for themselves.

“Muh I need money > spends his money on computers and video games while being on welfare”

“Muh I need more muscles > sits on a gaming chair all day long”

If this shithole should be described in two words it would be : lazy cunts

but how did u find it jfl thats my question. Weird for someone with female attention since birth to find spaces like this

 

[Deleted member 24789]

How come that even with so much female attention you ended up on a such obscure forum

It's obvious, to mog the indians

 

[Deleted member 11097]

but how did u find it jfl thats my question. Weird for someone with female attention since birth to find spaces like this

Some chick on Reddit told me about it, wanted to check it for myself, then it just became fun seeing grown ass men cry and talk about other males for hours on end debating who’s better looking like their life depends on it

 

[Deleted member 22099]

The thread where the foid's "brain disconnected" from looking into Chris's eyes is an all-time classic

Melted a girls brain last night

We were fucking missionary and she was holding eye contact with me, her eyes started rolling back and she told me to please take a break because she was getting dizzy I was like what the fuck, then she says “staring at your face and looking you straight in the eyes while getting fucked by you...

looksmax.org

This sight was just too much for her to take

 

[Deleted member 17595]

The thread where the foid's "brain disconnected" from looking into Chris's eyes is an all-time classic

Melted a girls brain last night

We were fucking missionary and she was holding eye contact with me, her eyes started rolling back and she told me to please take a break because she was getting dizzy I was like what the fuck, then she says “staring at your face and looking you straight in the eyes while getting fucked by you...

looksmax.org

This sight was just too much for her to take
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ive seen people mention that but never read the original thread. This shit is hilarious LMFAO

 

[Deleted member 28541]

That guy is the biggest narcissist in the forum, he comes here to brag on incels to feel superior.

It's a sign of how unhappy he is with his life.

 

[Enfant terrible]

Some chick on Reddit told me about it, wanted to check it for myself, then it just became fun seeing grown ass men cry and talk about other males for hours on end debating who’s better looking like their life depends on it

I remember you being very invested into the fights with your haters on lookism in 2018.

also you did some weird stuff
uploading pictures of your gf sucking your dick on lookism.net and people made fun of your dicksize
also on reddit

 

[the BULL]

People have this mis conception of ascending and trying their best to get surgeries and shit. The only thing it’ll do to you is you end up looking like amnesia, a Walmart Michael Jackson version.

You’re either good looking from the day you were born or you’re not. Then everything else is just growing up and losing bodyfat

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You're htn bro

 

[\/orman]

the absolute outrageous frauding and larping and the comments are so hilarious.

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@ascension

I made a dating profile, using his Beautiful face to find a couple for threesome.

However, 99% of the milfs rejected him, I kept sending friend requests, all declined.

However, on the other hand... the GAYS LOVED HIM.

*TOP 8TH MOST VISITED MAN.... OUUHHHH, FAR TOO MANY OFFERED REAL MONEY TO SUCC HIS DICK AND GET RAILED BY HIS, SUPERIOR COCK.*

Crisick is such a cutie patootie.
@Enfant terrible you forgot that he was an aspiring young Astronaut.

 

[Enfant terrible]

esports legend, university lecture, real estate mogul, male model and martial artist cris natase

i forgot he also draws

 

[Deleted member 21735]

his threads are 100% legit

 

[Deleted member 19442]

PSL personalities are kind of sad losers, as a truecel my envy is more targeted towards the avg normie looksmax browser with a functioning life than anything.

 

[infini]

When basement dwellers virgins have no life and have a hard time accepting the fact that good looking people fuck on a daily basis or whenever they go out jfl

If you actually had a minimum of social encounters you would realise the difference between you living online and playing video games and people who actually spend their time with others outdoors

@forevergymcelling @Chadethnic101

When your reading these parables only after coming back from being out

 

[Deleted member 15067]

@ascension

 

[infini]

I post from time to time, mostly 10 minutes once every week or so. The reactions are priceless because it’s fun to see people use the victim mindset and blame others instead of doing something for themselves.

“Muh I need money > spends his money on computers and video games while being on welfare”

“Muh I need more muscles > sits on a gaming chair all day long”

If this shithole should be described in two words it would be : lazy cunts

The pro-hooker agenda has been JFLing me a lot recently

 

[Amnesia]

I mean isn't it easy to test?

Has anyone ran an experiment with his pics and gotten the same insane levels of female reactions he claims he gets

 

[Deleted member 11097]

I mean isn't it easy to test?

Has anyone ran an experiment with his pics and gotten the same insane levels of female reactions he claims he gets

It’s not easy to test as you would need to verify the account otherwise you get shadow banned for being a catfish due to reports.

 

[Deleted member 17595]

It’s not easy to test as you would need to verify the account otherwise you get shadow banned for being a catfish due to reports.

i mean with the amount of photoshop used, it should count as a catfish

 

[Deleted member 11097]

i mean with the amount of photoshop used, it should count as a catfish

If it were to be photoshopped I wouldn’t be able to verify the account myself.

Also I don’t use pics on tinder but videos.

 

[Deleted member 17595]

If it were to be photoshopped I wouldn’t be able to verify the account myself.

Also I don’t use pics on tinder but videos.

you can edit videos lol

 

[gay retard]

If it were to be photoshopped I wouldn’t be able to verify the account myself.

Also I don’t use pics on tinder but videos.

no idea why people harp on about this irrelevant shit. doesn't matter if you're homeless or living in a mansion -- i ran an experiment here with your pics (ages ago) and i got matches with decent looking girls

nuff said tbh

don't let them get to you, Chris. you look good and that's the bottom line

 

[Deleted member 17595]

no idea why people harp on about this irrelevant shit. doesn't matter if you're homeless or living in a mansion -- i ran an experiment here with your pics (ages ago) and i got matches with decent looking girls

nuff said tbh

don't let them get to you, Chris. you look good and that's the bottom line

the dick riding is outrageous

 

[gay retard]

the dick riding is outrageous

i was in a video call with him & whales, he looks good.... even if he's a serial liar about other shit, it doesn't change the fact

although, he was wearing aviators the entire time? no idea what that was about.... i guess the sun was particularly bright that day

 

[Deleted member 11097]

you can edit videos lol

Yeah everyone is editing videos that’s why there’s so many good looking people in here jfl

Why is no1 hopping on camera on discord tho? Every single time we go on voice chat there maybe 1 dude who unmutes his mic and the others are sitting in silence because the energy changes when they realise there’s no larp lol