Critique my Tinder profile

[Br0sk1]

 

[Pendejo]

Redditor tier.

 

[Br0sk1]

Redditor tier.

Any constructive criticism?

 

[gamma]

Buzzcut isn't for you

 

[Br0sk1]

Buzzcut isn't for you

What hairstyle is then?

 

[gamma]

What hairstyle is then?

The one in 3rd pic was better

 

[Enfant terrible]

to angry first pic

 

[Deleted member 9467]

the mirror and in front of monitor pics gives major aspie vibes

the 2nd nature pic is good and I can tell ur tall just from that - maybe make that the main photo?

in general don't use photos of u staring dead into the camera, maybe some of u looking somewhere or smiling

 

[Deleted member 9467]

and i didn't even notice hairstyle so that was a non-issue for me

 

[Deleted member 9467]

bio is cringe imo

 

[Deleted member 9467]

maybe do what the successful nordic chadfish did in his bio

simply:

yes.

 

[Br0sk1]

I kinda wanna try staging photos similar to those this guy took (he's the closest I've found to a doppelganger):

Even the pic of him in front of his laptop looks NT. I get the sense that the background should look interesting and there should generally be a sense of liveliness going on such that the picture could be a still image from a movie.

 

[fuggg]

you look decent


but you should remove the aspie pics (3 and 5, maybe even the first one)

 

[sensen]

sets up camera in woods, auto adjust lens, grab vine, smile.

 

[sensen]

The aspie selfies gotta go. More photos in natural setting, better camera

 

[.👽.]

5/10 profile. could be way better bro

 

[Warlow]

I kinda wanna try staging photos similar to those this guy took (he's the closest I've found to a doppelganger):

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Even the pic of him in front of his laptop looks NT. I get the sense that the background should look interesting and there should generally be a sense of liveliness going on such that the picture could be a still image from a movie.

copy pics 2 and 3, same pose and everything

 

[Br0sk1]

maybe do what the successful nordic chadfish did in his bio

simply:

yes.

"Simply:

yes."

or

literally just the word "yes" with a period at the end?

Couldn't find any bio in that catfish thread if I'm thinking of the same one as you.

 

[Br0sk1]

sets up camera in woods, auto adjust lens, grab vine, smile.

I had to tie the charging cable in a loop and hang it from a tree in the woods. I had the phone on a timer.

I got a whole bunch of other pics in the woods that day too.

 

[FascisstChad]

Ugly greycel/10. Op I know some Sephardic Jews who’ll pay top dollar to have those goyim lips suck them off.

 

[Deleted member 9467]

just the yes part

 

[Hades]

You look like a serial killer in some of those pics bro. You need to change your expression.

 

[Br0sk1]

You look like a serial killer in some of those pics bro. You need to change your expression.

Aren't women supposed to like serial killers? Semi-srs question.

 

[Looks234]

Nigga really flicked up with a tree

[ISPOILER]@kjsbdfiusdf @prettyboislime [/ISPOILER]

 

[prettyboislime]

Nigga really flicked up with a tree

[ISPOILER]@kjsbdfiusdf @prettyboislime [/ISPOILER]

nigga deadass looked at da flick and said “damn dis jawn clean”


[ISPOILER]@kjsbdfiusdf @Jagged0 @JFL [/ISPOILER]

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Any constructive criticism?

Don't be a faggot; how's that for constructive?

 

[Deleted member 16986]

You need to relax and smile on your pics

On every selfie you have the classic psl aspie stare


Also most pics should be taken outside and in sunlight

Better don't have group pics

Dress up for your pics with branded NT clothes

Take pics in the nature or public places

 

[ToTheTop]

Smile.

You look like a serial killer man.

 

[ToTheTop]

Also

get pics in natural settings - get your bros to take photos when you’re out and about with cool backgrounds.

Good outfit, good lighting, smiling, good backdrop.

Here’s an example of a smiling photo taken on a balcony:

 

[Br0sk1]

I made this photo out of a screencap from a video I took of myself in 2019 on my birthday:

Thinking of making it my main for my next reboot.

 

[jawmaxx]

less aspie selfies (pictures 3 and 5). Try to look more natural/slightly smile in them at least.

 

[Br0sk1]

Thinking of trying this one, but am worried I look too ugly in it (the pose is decent though):

The other pics from this photoshoot were bad and make me look like an ugly, jawless cuck:

 

[Deleted member 16834]

You really haven’t had any sex from tinder except for one bbw brutal

Funny bc when I cover your eyes you look above average

Your native ethnic eye area fucks you so hard. God literally made ethnic genes to torture people @ForeverRecession

 

[Br0sk1]

You really haven’t had any sex from tinder except for one bbw brutal

Funny bc when I cover your eyes you look above average

Your native ethnic eye area fucks you so hard. God literally made ethnic genes to torture people @ForeverRecession

The bbw was my ex that I met at a nightclub in 2012.

I have no slays from OLD.

 

[Deleted member 16834]

The bbw was my ex that I met at a nightclub in 2012.

I have no slays from OLD.

I just hope you realize you face looks good. Your eyes look so abused and ptsd ridden.

@Titbot help this guy ascend his eyes man. I can’t believe you haven’t slayed a SINGLE girl from online dating.

 

[Br0sk1]

I just hope you realize you face looks good. Your eyes look so abused and ptsd ridden.

@Titbot help this guy ascend his eyes man. I can’t believe you haven’t slayed a SINGLE girl from online dating.

No slays, but I think I've met 12 girls from OLD for dates at this point. Didn't get a date from Tinder for almost the first two years and then the matches came in more heavily when I made a self-deprecating bio where I called myself ugly.

There were at least two opportunities to slay a whale, but I'm not interested in fat chicks any more. There may have been opportunities to slay slimmer women too, but I didn't have enough text game to pull that off plus I became more LTR oriented in 2019, so I wasn't chasing ONS/FWB any more anyway.

There was also an opportunity to have a chubby Black girl from Bumble as my gf in 2017 (first girl I met from OLD), but at that time I wasn't LTR oriented and didn't find her attractive enough to make an exception. I was kinda hoping she'd become my FWB with whom I could have sex to improve my bedroom game for when I did decide it was LTR time again (after dumping the landwhale).

The other girls from Tinder and Bumble were all in either 2019 or 2021 and all rejected me after the first date with one exception, who rejected me after date 3.

Sorry for the long, meandering story, just wanted to add context.

 

[Anchor_Ship]

Wtf bro 12? I fucked every single one I met with

No slays, but I think I've met 12 girls from OLD for dates at this point. Didn't get a date from Tinder for almost the first two years and then the matches came in more heavily when I made a self-deprecating bio where I called myself ugly.

There were at least two opportunities to slay a whale, but I'm not interested in fat chicks any more. There may have been opportunities to slay slimmer women too, but I didn't have enough text game to pull that off plus I became more LTR oriented in 2019, so I wasn't chasing ONS/FWB any more anyway.

There was also an opportunity to have a chubby Black girl from Bumble as my gf in 2017 (first girl I met from OLD), but at that time I wasn't LTR oriented and didn't find her attractive enough to make an exception. I was kinda hoping she'd become my FWB with whom I could have sex to improve my bedroom game for when I did decide it was LTR time again (after dumping the landwhale).

The other girls from Tinder and Bumble were all in either 2019 or 2021 and all rejected me after the first date with one exception, who rejected me after date 3.

Sorry for the long, meandering story, just wanted to add context.

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

Also

get pics in natural settings - get your bros to take photos when you’re out and about with cool backgrounds.

Good outfit, good lighting, smiling, good backdrop.

Here’s an example of a smiling photo taken on a balcony:

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this^ you can get away with selfies if youre a chad maybe

but for average guys you need good pics to have a chance, mine are:

Me and my sister out at a nice restuarant dressed smart
Me and some friends at a fancy corporate party in a dinner jacket
Me at a friends 22nd party drinking champange
Just a pic of me at a hosure partty where im sucking my cheeks in slightly lol
then the final pic is a fgym mirror selfies- just cos that sort of pic you cant really get someone to take for you

 

[Deleted member 16944]

Shit profile bro.

Use some tips from this to understand what women actually like:

 

[Deleted member 15827]

The king of NPCs

 

[Enfant terrible]

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to angry first pic

again you look psycho

 

[Deleted member 14166]

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you do realize you're asking a bunch of autists online who have never seen daylight and never had a female interaction in their entire life right?

 

[Enfant terrible]

Thinking of trying this one, but am worried I look too ugly in it (the pose is decent though):

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The other pics from this photoshoot were bad and make me look like an ugly, jawless cuck:

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better

 

[Lihito]

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hi im serial killer! AMA!

 

[Lihito]

hi im serial killer! AMA!

also looking for long term

 

[Lars2210]

Smile a little jeez

Looks like the slideshow in a serial killer documentary while the narrator is speaking about the life of the killer

@ the group pic I can literally hear the “among his friends, br0ski one was a loving, caring character. His friend lenny even said he lent him 5 dollars once” *que leny talking*

 

[Deleted member 16970]

When u chose a picture, pick one that u actually want on tinder. Not some random selfies here and there. Get a friend to take some, get a style look NT , donNT shit like not looking in camera

 

[Deleted member 10800]

You don't look bad but you're bio is so boring and spergy.

 

[Titbot]

You really haven’t had any sex from tinder except for one bbw brutal

Funny bc when I cover your eyes you look above average

Your native ethnic eye area fucks you so hard. God literally made ethnic genes to torture people @ForeverRecession

Iife as a low pfl cel

 

[Titbot]

Also

get pics in natural settings - get your bros to take photos when you’re out and about with cool backgrounds.

Good outfit, good lighting, smiling, good backdrop.

Here’s an example of a smiling photo taken on a balcony:

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Chad-Chadlite here