Cruises are brutal

[hayden_sub5]

Just got back from my carnival cruise vacation and dame bro. I cold approached 4 girls and got all their snaps/numbers. I got two slays and one of them was a mtb, I deadass felt was the love of my life jfl it was the last night so I literally went on a nd high inhib ramble about all the crazy shit I do or think. It was my first time in the club on a cruise too and I had a few girls hit on me there, and there was this 5,6 jester who had insane dancing skills who nobody would dance with lmao. Then after all that you just go home like nothing ever happened, and never see any of them ever again. Brutal.

 

[6.5x5cel]

Just got back from my carnival cruise vacation and dame bro. I cold approached 4 girls and got all their snaps/numbers. I got two slays and one of them was a mtb, I deadass felt was the love of my life jfl it was the last night so I literally went on a nd high inhib ramble about all the crazy shit I do or think. It was my first time in the club on a cruise too and I had a few girls hit on me there, and there was this 5,6 jester who had insane dancing skills who nobody would dance with lmao. Then after all that you just go home like nothing ever happened, and never see any of them ever again. Brutal.

Cruisecelling is legit. Got low MTB slay as a fat LTN there. How old r u and where did u slay the foids

 

[Clown Show]

Tales from the asylum

 

[hayden_sub5]

Cruisecelling is legit. Got low MTB slay as a fat LTN there. How old r u and where did u slay the foids

My room and I’m 18

 

[FutureSlayer]

you're not Di Caprio bud

 

[wollet2]

what was the non mtb slay. ltb?

 

[hayden_sub5]

what was the non mtb slay. ltb?

Htb, like I said foids couldn’t care less on a cruise

 

[wollet2]

Htb, like I said foids couldn’t care less on a cruise

i believe you i just thought youd mention one was htb instead of the mtb
did u make a mistake

 

[hayden_sub5]

i believe you i just thought youd mention one was htb instead of the mtb
did u make a mistake

Yeah I meant htb. Thanks for the correction

 

[wollet2]

Yeah I meant htb. Thanks for the correction

did her pussy make u feel in love. did u clap hard in doggy was she moaning

 

[hayden_sub5]

did her pussy make u feel in love. did u clap hard in doggy was she moaning

crazy statement^, problem is you never know if they’re hometown sluts, for all you know their body counts triple digits jfl

 

[wollet2]

crazy statement^, problem is you never know if they’re hometown sluts, for all you know their body counts triple digits jfl

i like these sluts. i like fucking hot strangers and never meeting them again

have fun

 

[hayden_sub5]

i like these sluts. i like fucking hot strangers and never meeting them again

have fun

Hell yeah bro

 

[sluttysuzy420]

Just got back from my carnival cruise vacation and dame bro. I cold approached 4 girls and got all their snaps/numbers. I got two slays and one of them was a mtb, I deadass felt was the love of my life jfl it was the last night so I literally went on a nd high inhib ramble about all the crazy shit I do or think. It was my first time in the club on a cruise too and I had a few girls hit on me there, and there was this 5,6 jester who had insane dancing skills who nobody would dance with lmao. Then after all that you just go home like nothing ever happened, and never see any of them ever again. Brutal.

Cruises are indeed brutal. I was way less attractive than I am now. I atleast have dbl the SMV but I used to be more pretty boy. Anyway, I was 15ish on an MSC cruise. Really nice European cruise. Everybody there was Euro. I was playing ping pong and met this spanish chick. her name was some wrid derivative of alexandria. It was like allesandra but slightly diff I forgot. she was MTB-HTB she had quite the lifted shapely ass. Not very large but like toned or some shit. Jsut trying to give context.

She didnt speak any english. I speak poquito spanish. Anyways we played together and then when it was the next groups turn we decided to leave. As I was leaving she taps me on the shoulder and signals what I make out to be smoking. I point to myself me? Shes like yeah so I assume she wants to smoke w me. Becuase I understand a bit I heard her say no tengo, tu tienes? Yo queiro fumar os some shit. I didnt have any so she basically uses me or sends me depends on how u look at it to go and bum a cig off some guy. She was prob. too nervous her self. I end up only getting one. Which I didnt like cause I jsut met this chick. Regardless we share some mid ass lite cig. I think it was a parliment. ANyways, we share some cig over looking the sea. While were smoking she doesnt say much but when we finish we try communicating, I dont really understand her. IK she was asking where I was from but everything else was tough.

When I couldnt understand her she got frustrated and just grabbed my hand and started walking on the upper deck of the ship where u were out in the air. Supper nice views and all. And I guess she just wanted to walk with me but the whole time shes holding me hand. Im like maybe 15-16 at the time. Ive never held a girls hand and she prob. wasnt even holding it in a "sexual" or romantic way. Europeans are very touchy and shit, but my heart was racing. iwas thinking does she like me all this shit, I couldnt even focus on her. All the blood was pumping to my hand and dick. Literally I started getting hard walking. And shit started to get bad. Tahkdully we find some couches so we proceed to sit there. and Quickly sit hiding my hard dick she had pob. already noticed or atleast thought I was packing or some as we were walking. She pulls out her phone and starts showing me picture of her and her family. I remember she went to some school in Valencia and she played tennis. I was like osh shit I play tennis too. so I show her some vids of me playing, and I couldnt tell f she was faking it for some but she let our like an over the top wow and snatches my phone trying to rewatch the video. With her little bit of English she was like "tu good. " I found it funny. We start using translate I tell her I want to go into medicine and things and she wanted to be a teacher and trvel to NY and shit. Even though I dont live in NY she just assumes I do. I think all foreigners think the entirety of America is NY. This whole time my dick is raging hard but im satrting to really like this girl. She super expressive with her emtions and we seem to get along. She was really touchy but I thinka all Euros are. I showed her a vid of me pranking some guy at my school and she was laughing grabbing my arm. I think this wasn't sexual this is just how euros are, but my brain kept firing of APs and my dick was a diamond.

Anyways we get up and leave and this is where its bad. We get into an elevator and she selects her floor. Her floor ONLY and I remember she literally said "my room" and some Spanish shit" it was like "ven"something. I know that means go or come. I was like ok thats cool thats your room. I then select my floor which comes after her. And I continue to try and talk to her and she just is tone faced and is noticeable different. She gets off on her breifly says by and and I leave to my room. Im walking with a stiffy down the hall Get super horny and beat the fuck out of my dick.

In retrospect I think she was trying to get me to go to her room which couldve meant sex. When i told this story to my firned s I I got super fucking angry when I realised this and all my bros made fun of me. Bro If I couldve hit that wouldve been amazing and while she may not have gottent he biggest dick of her life it would have been the hardest.

 

[hayden_sub5]

Cruises are indeed brutal. I was way less attractive than I am now. I atleast have dbl the SMV but I used to be more pretty boy. Anyway, I was 15ish on an MSC cruise. Really nice European cruise. Everybody there was Euro. I was playing ping pong and met this spanish chick. her name was some wrid derivative of alexandria. It was like allesandra but slightly diff I forgot. she was MTB-HTB she had quite the lifted shapely ass. Not very large but like toned or some shit. Jsut trying to give context.

She didnt speak any english. I speak poquito spanish. Anyways we played together and then when it was the next groups turn we decided to leave. As I was leaving she taps me on the shoulder and signals what I make out to be smoking. I point to myself me? Shes like yeah so I assume she wants to smoke w me. Becuase I understand a bit I heard her say no tengo, tu tienes? Yo queiro fumar os some shit. I didnt have any so she basically uses me or sends me depends on how u look at it to go and bum a cig off some guy. She was prob. too nervous her self. I end up only getting one. Which I didnt like cause I jsut met this chick. Regardless we share some mid ass lite cig. I think it was a parliment. ANyways, we share some cig over looking the sea. While were smoking she doesnt say much but when we finish we try communicating, I dont really understand her. IK she was asking where I was from but everything else was tough.

When I couldnt understand her she got frustrated and just grabbed my hand and started walking on the upper deck of the ship where u were out in the air. Supper nice views and all. And I guess she just wanted to walk with me but the whole time shes holding me hand. Im like maybe 15-16 at the time. Ive never held a girls hand and she prob. wasnt even holding it in a "sexual" or romantic way. Europeans are very touchy and shit, but my heart was racing. iwas thinking does she like me all this shit, I couldnt even focus on her. All the blood was pumping to my hand and dick. Literally I started getting hard walking. And shit started to get bad. Tahkdully we find some couches so we proceed to sit there. and Quickly sit hiding my hard dick she had pob. already noticed or atleast thought I was packing or some as we were walking. She pulls out her phone and starts showing me picture of her and her family. I remember she went to some school in Valencia and she played tennis. I was like osh shit I play tennis too. so I show her some vids of me playing, and I couldnt tell f she was faking it for some but she let our like an over the top wow and snatches my phone trying to rewatch the video. With her little bit of English she was like "tu good. " I found it funny. We start using translate I tell her I want to go into medicine and things and she wanted to be a teacher and trvel to NY and shit. Even though I dont live in NY she just assumes I do. I think all foreigners think the entirety of America is NY. This whole time my dick is raging hard but im satrting to really like this girl. She super expressive with her emtions and we seem to get along. She was really touchy but I thinka all Euros are. I showed her a vid of me pranking some guy at my school and she was laughing grabbing my arm. I think this wasn't sexual this is just how euros are, but my brain kept firing of APs and my dick was a diamond.

Anyways we get up and leave and this is where its bad. We get into an elevator and she selects her floor. Her floor ONLY and I remember she literally said "my room" and some Spanish shit" it was like "ven"something. I know that means go or come. I was like ok thats cool thats your room. I then select my floor which comes after her. And I continue to try and talk to her and she just is tone faced and is noticeable different. She gets off on her breifly says by and and I leave to my room. Im walking with a stiffy down the hall Get super horny and beat the fuck out of my dick.

In retrospect I think she was trying to get me to go to her room which couldve meant sex. When i told this story to my firned s I I got super fucking angry when I realised this and all my bros made fun of me. Bro If I couldve hit that wouldve been amazing and while she may not have gottent he biggest dick of her life it would have been the hardest.

Holy shit what a good read. Yeah that’s tragic thankfully I had enough build up to where I knew what to do when it got to the point of sex, but I prob would’ve been sjitting dick in your position to jfl. My first time was on a cruise with a hard body from up north. I remember I preformed amazing for having zero experience but to be fair I had done everything other than sex enough to be able to get by.

 

[sluttysuzy420]

Holy shit what a good read. Yeah that’s tragic thankfully I had enough build up to where I knew what to do when it got to the point of sex, but I prob would’ve been sjitting dick in your position to jfl. My first time was on a cruise with a hard body from up north. I remember I preformed amazing for having zero experience but to be fair I had done everything other than sex enough to be able to get by.

In retrospect ive had alot of situations like like maybe a dozen. I had a chick ask me my fav sex psoition but When I get queston slike tha i Get nervous becuase Ive never had it. Literally yesterday no lie, I was talking to a gril in my class who ive been chatting w for a while now and she asked me if Ive ever kissed a girl and I started yapping perivicating from the question. I also think that I completely miss sign like these becuase I cant imagine anyfoid being attracted to me. in my head only chad should be able to fuck so I def cant. So I literally have 0 faith in myself that girls can be attracted to me and take flirts as compliemtns and not flirts becuase I assume shes just being nice when in relaity shes trying to fuck or something like that. This causes me to compeltely miss signs like with this chick picking her floor. I wouldve never assumed and still wouldnt assume she was inviting me to her room. I think I need to work on this by maybe looking at all women as whores and that all the want to do is fuck and none of them are nice for no rzn. This is a kinda bad mentality. i dont like it but I dont kno any other way of being able to pick up on signs or believe that foid could possibly want me. Any suggestions to fix this? Talking to a girl rn and dont want to mess this up again.

 

[trvechud]

In retrospect ive had alot of situations like like maybe a dozen. I had a chick ask me my fav sex psoition but When I get queston slike tha i Get nervous becuase Ive never had it. Literally yesterday no lie, I was talking to a gril in my class who ive been chatting w for a while now and she asked me if Ive ever kissed a girl and I started yapping perivicating from the question. I also think that I completely miss sign like these becuase I cant imagine anyfoid being attracted to me. in my head only chad should be able to fuck so I def cant. So I literally have 0 faith in myself that girls can be attracted to me and take flirts as compliemtns and not flirts becuase I assume shes just being nice when in relaity shes trying to fuck or something like that. This causes me to compeltely miss signs like with this chick picking her floor. I wouldve never assumed and still wouldnt assume she was inviting me to her room. I think I need to work on this by maybe looking at all women as whores and that all the want to do is fuck and none of them are nice for no rzn. This is a kinda bad mentality. i dont like it but I dont kno any other way of being able to pick up on signs or believe that foid could possibly want me. Any suggestions to fix this? Talking to a girl rn and dont want to mess this up again.

Ask the next girl you speak to if she's been to hyperborea. Trust works everytime

 

[hayden_sub5]

In retrospect ive had alot of situations like like maybe a dozen. I had a chick ask me my fav sex psoition but When I get queston slike tha i Get nervous becuase Ive never had it. Literally yesterday no lie, I was talking to a gril in my class who ive been chatting w for a while now and she asked me if Ive ever kissed a girl and I started yapping perivicating from the question. I also think that I completely miss sign like these becuase I cant imagine anyfoid being attracted to me. in my head only chad should be able to fuck so I def cant. So I literally have 0 faith in myself that girls can be attracted to me and take flirts as compliemtns and not flirts becuase I assume shes just being nice when in relaity shes trying to fuck or something like that. This causes me to compeltely miss signs like with this chick picking her floor. I wouldve never assumed and still wouldnt assume she was inviting me to her room. I think I need to work on this by maybe looking at all women as whores and that all the want to do is fuck and none of them are nice for no rzn. This is a kinda bad mentality. i dont like it but I dont kno any other way of being able to pick up on signs or believe that foid could possibly want me. Any suggestions to fix this? Talking to a girl rn and dont want to mess this up again.

You don’t have to think of them as whores lol. You just have to have hindsight on when it’s good timing to throw a shot here and there. Like for me I talk to girls pretty often and if I wanna do something with them, just ask them to hang out. It doesn’t have to be at your house or something weird. Just be chill and see where it goes. Flirt or compliment here and there and pursue based on how they respond via what they say or body language. All my slays started with me just asking to hang out or get a bite. Take it by the small wins not the big ones. Cause I promise girls aren’t just gonna throw pussy at you 24/7 especially if they’re higher than mtb. If you need advice about anything pm me I’ll send my discord or just pm you. I don’t give out my personals

 

[sluttysuzy420]

You don’t have to think of them as whores lol. You just have to have hindsight on when it’s good timing to throw a shot here and there. Like for me I talk to girls pretty often and if I wanna do something with them, just ask them to hang out. It doesn’t have to be at your house or something weird. Just be chill and see where it goes. Flirt or compliment here and there and pursue based on how they respond via what they say or body language. All my slays started with me just asking to hang out or get a bite. Take it by the small wins not the big ones. Cause I promise girls aren’t just gonna throw pussy at you 24/7 especially if they’re higher than mtb. If you need advice about anything pm me I’ll send my discord or just pm you. I don’t give out my personals

Thanks for advice, Yeah Idk how to look at women. I dont want to think of them as all whores cause then I can never appreciate being in an LTR. Talking to a HTB rn, but she has extremely low SMV and shes frankly LTR material. You know the kind of chick thats pretty but not sexy. I don't really think of her in a sexual light at all and just enjoy hanging with her. Might go watch the fireworks on the 4th with her. Thing Is I cant tell her id be down to LTR her because If she's not into it it terminates the friendship. And I really enjoy her as a friend and cant risk it. So Im in this weird situation where we just hang out and see each other as friends. Might make a post on this situation sometime if it ends up anywhere. If I end up in a weird situation with her I gotta be chill everytime I get in a high secual tension moment with a foid I get hard. As soon as I get that feeling of anticiaption I get hard. Its mad embarrassing and id be so embarrassed if a foid noticed I had a boner after just merely mentioning sex or walking into a girls room as this has happened multiple times.

Funny story once, I was at the pool at a hotel i was staying at in tampa, I was talking to group of people my age at the pool and was getting to chat with them. I end privately talking to a girl just a few feet away from the inital group as we broke off and her tits are out im trying so hard to keep perfect I eye contact But I somehow slipped up cuase she was talking with her hands and had them in front of her tits and got a semi. I decided to leave soon after. If youve ever gotten out a pool ur shorts a shrink wrapped to ur body, well as Im saying by to the friends I made and all im standing there trying to relax my shorts becuase I could feel my shorts shrinkwarpped around my dick. IDK if they saw but I was so embarrassed.

 

[hayden_sub5]

Thanks for advice, Yeah Idk how to look at women. I dont want to think of them as all whores cause then I can never appreciate being in an LTR. Talking to a HTB rn, but she has extremely low SMV and shes frankly LTR material. You know the kind of chick thats pretty but not sexy. I don't really think of her in a sexual light at all and just enjoy hanging with her. Might go watch the fireworks on the 4th with her. Thing Is I cant tell her id be down to LTR her because If she's not into it it terminates the friendship. And I really enjoy her as a friend and cant risk it. So Im in this weird situation where we just hang out and see each other as friends. Might make a post on this situation sometime if it ends up anywhere. If I end up in a weird situation with her I gotta be chill everytime I get in a high secual tension moment with a foid I get hard. As soon as I get that feeling of anticiaption I get hard. Its mad embarrassing and id be so embarrassed if a foid noticed I had a boner after just merely mentioning sex or walking into a girls room as this has happened multiple times.

Funny story once, I was at the pool at a hotel i was staying at in tampa, I was talking to group of people my age at the pool and was getting to chat with them. I end privately talking to a girl just a few feet away from the inital group as we broke off and her tits are out im trying so hard to keep perfect I eye contact But I somehow slipped up cuase she was talking with her hands and had them in front of her tits and got a semi. I decided to leave soon after. If youve ever gotten out a pool ur shorts a shrink wrapped to ur body, well as Im saying by to the friends I made and all im standing there trying to relax my shorts becuase I could feel my shorts shrinkwarpped around my dick. IDK if they saw but I was so embarrassed.

Lmao. I never have the random boner problem anymore cause of finasteride jfl, but I took mt2 once a few hours before a two man with my friend and the whole time these girls were over we were in trunks and there was literally nothing I could do to hide it whatsoever cause me and him were both shirtless and they ended up pointing it out lol

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Just got back from my carnival cruise vacation and dame bro. I cold approached 4 girls and got all their snaps/numbers. I got two slays and one of them was a mtb, I deadass felt was the love of my life jfl it was the last night so I literally went on a nd high inhib ramble about all the crazy shit I do or think. It was my first time in the club on a cruise too and I had a few girls hit on me there, and there was this 5,6 jester who had insane dancing skills who nobody would dance with lmao. Then after all that you just go home like nothing ever happened, and never see any of them ever again. Brutal.

Nice field report.

 

[hayden_sub5]

Nice field report.

Thank, going to the beach next week so I’ll prob have another slay update here soon

 

[sluttysuzy420]

Lmao. I never have the random boner problem anymore cause of finasteride jfl, but I took mt2 once a few hours before a two man with my friend and the whole time these girls were over we were in trunks and there was literally nothing I could do to hide it whatsoever cause me and him were both shirtless and they ended up pointing it out lol

try taking PT-141 the MC4R agonization would be even crazier., Never taken either but PT-141 has greater receptor affinity. If U want to max out erections take PT-141 and Proviron. Tried Proviron had to stop it cause of the effects.