Crypto Assassin(s) - Are they real?

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Those folks in the above story died naturally, including the helicopter crash and the man walking into the ocean fully clothed, leading to an accidental drowning ... according to the coroners. The bodies immediately burned to ashes. However, professional assassins have the skill of concealing murders and cleaning their tracks.
 
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Well, accidents do happen...
 
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Well, accidents do happen...
Of course. And considering those Bitcoin wallets are inaccessible, and the units belonging to the deceased can never be sold, the market price will never go below a certain threshold, no matter how many tries to crash it. Or unless they regulate it and hand it over to the banking institution.
 
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They are real
 
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Of course. And considering those Bitcoin wallets are inaccessible, and the units belonging to the deceased can never be sold, the market price will never go below a certain threshold, no matter how many tries to crash it. Or unless they regulate it and hand it over to the banking institution.
Why would their wallets be inaccessible, their relatives could find their password somewhere and access the funds, you can easily make a backup copy of the wallet on a piece of paper and keep it in a safe place.
 
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They are real
It appears SOMETHING is off. Four crypto investors with a shitload of blockchains die within a few weeks. Young guys! Healthy. And all dying outside the USA. Very interesting. And one believed people were out to get him. Ugh.
 
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Why would their wallets be inaccessible, their relatives could find their password somewhere and access the funds, you can easily make a backup copy of the wallet on a piece of paper and keep it in a safe place.
Exactly! But not these four guys. The keys can't be found. And folks close to a few of them claimed only they had the keys. No backups. One claimed a safety deposit box was used but no other mention. The units were checked to see if anyone moved the funds. They're still there. PERHAPS. A few months, years down the line ... POOF! Someone cashes them out.
 
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It appears SOMETHING is off. Four crypto investors with a shitload of blockchains die within a few weeks. Young guys! Healthy. And all dying outside the USA. Very interesting. And one believed people were out to get him. Ugh.
It says there that some were laundering money for Russian oligarchs, they probably decided to keep some of that money for themselves, since many of them are now banned from traveling to the western world and many of their assets were confiscated, crypto was one of the few last options they could keep their money in.
They probably thought they could swindle them and get away with it, but didn't consider the fact that KGB assassins will be sent after them.
 
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Nikolai Mushegian drowned in Puerto Rico after being dragged away by a current. He claimed the pedo elites were out to get him in his last tweet.

The 29-year-old went for a walk one morning, and shortly after 9 a.m., a drug smuggler discovered his body in the waves. He was wearing clothes and had his wallet on him. Not a Bitcoin wallet. A regular wallet.

So the investigators immediately announced, "Eh, another natural death."

Of course. I, myself, enjoy going swimming with my clothes and wallet. Where's the conspiracy? People need to stop thinking like retards and take their medications.

 
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It says there that some were laundering money for Russian oligarchs, they probably decided to keep some of that money for themselves, since many of them are now banned from traveling to the western world and many of their assets were confiscated, crypto was one of the few last options they could keep their money in.
They probably thought they could swindle them and get away with it, but didn't consider the fact that KGB assassins will be sent after them.
Nikolai Mushegian believed it was a US government agency and Israel's intelligence. But he also thought it was some secret group called, The Pedo Elites. The guy was paranoid and perhaps hooked on Adderal like many techs, and Wallstreet investors are. But my gut says someone's trying to cap the market due to the hundreds of claims spewed in the past months suggesting Bitcoin is over.

 
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Nikolai Mushegian believed it was a US government agency and Israel's intelligence. But he also thought it was some secret group called, The Pedo Elites.
Sounds like bullshit, here in Romania many dirty and corrupt politicians & businessmen, when they are investigated and close to be sent to prison, also invent all sorts of ridiculous conspiracy theories, like they are completely clean and honest, and it's all a setup...
Some pedophiles who were just about to be sent to prison, also made similar ridiculous claims, before committing suicide - they avoided the hell of prison life and also planted doubt in the mind of people, that what they said could actually be true and they might be innocent.
 
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Sounds like bullshit, here in Romania many dirty and corrupt politicians & businessmen, when they are investigated and close to be sent to prison, also invent all sorts of ridiculous conspiracy theories, like they are completely clean and honest, and it's all a setup...
Some pedophiles who were just about to be sent to prison, also made similar ridiculous claims, before committing suicide - they avoided the hell of prison life and also planted doubt in the mind of people, that what they said could actually be true and they might be innocent.
Now that's deeply and disturbingly devious.
 
Do I think like the government or there's some assination organisation that's hunting down these crypto niggas no.

I'd guess that an ugly subhuman nigga like this was at a bar and was trying to brag about his crypto in porta rico
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Then someone overheard it and tried to take him out.
 
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Do I think like the government or there's some assination organisation that's hunting down these crypto niggas no.

I'd guess that an ugly subhuman nigga like this was at a bar and was trying to brag about his crypto in porta rico
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Then someone overheard it and tried to take him out.

Indeed. Perhaps, his final act was the Macarena. And so he left his 3-million dollar beach home early in the morning, walked into a bar, and flirted with a roastie by showing off with a dance. A group of roughnecks didn't care to see him rub his Incelness on a piece of ass they're used to training.

As I've done many times, if you've ever visited South America, you'll know the bars/pubs are crowded in the early morning. You can enter a bar around 6 a.m., packed with drinkers and roasties. Young skanks are known to do their early partying hours to avoid cartel brutality during the twilight.

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I cracked the case.

The crypto deaths are a result of retribution. Those people were hackers. Ransomware hackers. The ones they stole from were wealthy people. Wealthy people put contracts out on their heads.

Today, Las Vegas has been hit:

So expect, in the coming months, additional strange crypto deaths.
 

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