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Prince of Macrobia
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I caught a guy, beating his girlfriend in broad daylight. I came up behind him and got him in a full Nelson. While pinned, I kept saying, “be cool, man, be cool!” Then my lights went out. There was no one else around. When I immobilized him, SHE hit me in the head with an empty 40 ounce. The whole walk home, besides nursing a cut that refused to clot, I did some serious thinking and decided that domestic squabbles are things I will avoid more than anything else. Sorry people, if I see another couple fighting, I'm gonna have to just walk away. I'll call the cops, but that's it. No more hero work for this guy.
excelsior!
excelsior!
