Cure for Autism found [NSFW] [citations provided] [End of Autism]

[goldini]

Fuuuuuukkkk OMG

but how about social anxiety ???

 

[androidcel]

Fuuuuuukkkk OMG

but how about social anxiety ???

probably helps.

 

[IWantToMax]

If this works that's some neat shit

 

[chadpreetcel123]

so I should just make out with NT females

 

[chadpreetcel123]

is this legit

 

[fOreVER]

Interesting theory

 

[chadpreetcel123]

did some research and found some more sources, saliva tests can be done to show who has autism

Doubts precede saliva test for autism, set to be available by July

A saliva test that helps clinicians diagnose autism is expected to be available in the next few weeks. But some experts are skeptical of the test's accuracy and value.

www.spectrumnews.org

Saliva-based RNA panel distinguishes children on autism spectrum from non-autistic peers

A new saliva-based biomarker panel could improve the ability to accurately identify children with autism spectrum disorder (ASD) in its earliest stages. In a study of more than 450 young children, researchers demonstrated that a panel of 32 small RNAs could differentiate autism from typical...

www.eurekalert.org

Validation of a Salivary RNA Test for Childhood Autism Spectrum Disorder

Background: The diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) relies on behavioral assessment. Efforts to define biomarkers of ASD have not resulted in an objective, reliable test. Studies of RNA levels in ASD have demonstrated potential utility, but have ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Holy fuck guys, this is insane. this might be an actual cure

 

[GenericChad1444]

RIP to all these users

 

[Chintuck22]

did some research and found some more sources, saliva tests can be done to show who has autism

Doubts precede saliva test for autism, set to be available by July

A saliva test that helps clinicians diagnose autism is expected to be available in the next few weeks. But some experts are skeptical of the test's accuracy and value.

www.spectrumnews.org

Saliva-based RNA panel distinguishes children on autism spectrum from non-autistic peers

A new saliva-based biomarker panel could improve the ability to accurately identify children with autism spectrum disorder (ASD) in its earliest stages. In a study of more than 450 young children, researchers demonstrated that a panel of 32 small RNAs could differentiate autism from typical...

www.eurekalert.org

Validation of a Salivary RNA Test for Childhood Autism Spectrum Disorder

Background: The diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder (ASD) relies on behavioral assessment. Efforts to define biomarkers of ASD have not resulted in an objective, reliable test. Studies of RNA levels in ASD have demonstrated potential utility, but have ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

Holy fuck guys, this is insane. this might be an actual cure

Where do you test yourself to see if you're autistic?

 

[onnysk]

Just kiss an escort no?

 

[IWantToMax]

How the fuck do you find saliva. Would be weird to ask my Chad friends to give me some of theirs, am I right?

 

[x30001]

Get rid of c.diff bacteria

 

[mattzdeb]

this sounds insane

 

[Cope]

ANY UPDATES ON THIS??? I NEED TO KNOW I'M WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING AT THIS POINT...

 

[OldRooster]

I watch southpark also

 

[Deleted member 773]

so I just have to drink chad's piss than my autism goes away?

 

[haircutcel]

rip afrikancel

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Bruh, how the hell Can i get a bunch of young attractive NT people’s salvia while being an ugly nobody autist outcast?

Just walk around a mall and pay Nt Looking fuckers to spit in a bucket multiple times then drink it?

 

[Deleted member 773]

Bruh, how the hell Can i get a bunch of young attractive NT people’s salvia while being an ugly nobody autist outcast?

Just walk around a mall and pay Nt Looking fuckers to spit in a bucket multiple times then drink it?

Just get a girlfriend and kiss her

 

[PenileFacialSurgery]

Just get a girlfriend and kiss her

NIGGA U NOT READ IM AN
Ugly nobody autist outcast????

The whole point of becoming less Aspie is to get a bitch in the first place

 

[Memeito]

Apparently the western diet and the obsession to wash and sterilize everything has wrecked the gut flora of many people and is the cause of many health issues: allergies, autoimmune diseases, chronic inflammation, hypothyroidism, adrenal fatigue, diabetes, leaky gut, autism, etc.
Back in the old days, people would eat fruits and vegetables even if they weren't properly washed, and this provided all sorts of beneficial bacteria to their gut, that many people lack today. I grew up as a kid in a village and we would often eat fruits and berries directly from trees or bushes without washing them first, and we were perfectly fine. After I moved to the city and adopted a more modern diet, I started to get all sorts of health problems.
Anyway, I recommend reading the book "Eat dirt", the author shows many ways to restore your gut flora, by gradually exposing yourself to a wide variety of soil-based organisms:
Eat dirt

 

[OOGABOOGA]

I watch southpark also

Awful episode tbh

 

[Peachy]

 

[Tall]

Any followups lol

 

[middayshowers]

jfl at this old thread

did anyone end up eating dirt and or consuming the salvia of NTs and ascend?

 

[Oueyy]

Does this work with my dog ? He is realy sociable towards other dogs

 

[Zdeweilx]

Will look into for my pals!
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Bro tell me how to microbiomemaxx please

 

[Deleted member 3853]

Autism is genetic and permanent. This is the worst quack bs ive seen.

 

[Deleted member 4612]

Nah, if you're autistic just eat only beef+salt+water strictly for 90 days.

evidence for this?

 

[Cali Yuga]

evidence for this?

evidence is cope

 

[Deleted member 21146]

Ideally kiss them but saliva should work according to science.

Lmao just kiss theory

 

[Whatashame]

i just wanted to revive this. Look at this fucking ppost im dying. The guy is saying to kiss your friends to get their microbiome.

 

[Deleted member 25667]

i just wanted to revive this. Look at this fucking ppost im dying. The guy is saying to kiss your friends to get their microbiome.

BRB just going to slurp chads cum to cure my autism

 

[ascension!]

i just wanted to revive this. Look at this fucking ppost im dying. The guy is saying to kiss your friends to get their microbiome.

This thread is the funniest no cap

 

[Shogun]

How do i get a stool transplant ? And is it covered by insurance ?

 

[robtical]

Positive feedback loop for slayers

 

[3arsa]

Do probiotics work?