Currently watching star wars at my cousins house, seething that i couldnt fuck a female

[Deleted member 17531]

@Xangsane come rub my feet basketball practice was brutal

 

[Matthias8272]

Is your cousin a lady? Star wars with a lady cousin sounds lovely

 

[Gonthar]

Why don't you invite some girls, you could send an invitation to all your female friends on Facebook to come and watch the movie...

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Is your cousin a lady? Star wars with a lady cousin sounds lovely

its a guy

Why don't you invite some girls, you could send an invitation to all your female friends on Facebook to come and watch the movie...

who the fuck still uses facebook boomer

 

[Gonthar]

who the fuck still uses facebook boomer

I don't know, what do you kids then use these days?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I don't know, what do you kids then use these days?

"you kids" dude, how old are you?

 

[Gonthar]

"you kids" dude, how old are you?

40. And you?

 

[Deleted member 17531]

40. And you?

im 16, any advice for a youngcel?

 

[Gonthar]

im 16, any advice for a youngcel?

Ahh, yes...Make sure you bang a lot of girls, not a few, but many, do you hear me!?
Take every opportunity you have now, when you're still young, because it will get harder and harder with each year. During high-school is the easiest time, many girls don't know their value, don't really know what they want, so you can bamboozle them easily, just with words and having good 'game'.
After 18, during the college years, it gets more difficult, girls now know their value, know what they want, you better looksmaxx as much as you can to be seen as attractive.
After 22, your status and money also start to matter a lot just to keep up with the others, so you better have your own place, a car, make nice money, have a great job and future prospects.