Curries drown in boat accident

[Gonthar]

Their small boat was packed with people, when a huge cargo ship appeared out of nowhere, and no matter how much they screamed, they were simply ran over...

 

[HOLYFUARK]

They have the bone density of a bird so they probably floated

 

[Deleted member 16134]

Tasty snacks for the fishes

 

[ropemax]

How did they drown if they're at port

 

[Gonthar]

How did they drown if they're at port

There was a huge ship going over them, probably knocked them unconscious or injured them and they drowned afterwards...Some managed to swim to safety.
Different angle:

 

[Deleted member 16618]

Curry monkeys just cant get a break.

 

[Constantin Denis]

How did they drown if they're at port

the distance is quite huge. Unless you're a good swimmer and know how to float it's over

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

They have the bone density of a bird so they probably floated

Funny because it’s actually true. I remember watching a documentary on immigration to Europe and this Arab man said “the African women man they are strong when they grab you when that boat goes down you are fucked there is no outmuscling them and their weight is too much for us to bear” was hilarious to watch man the Arabs seemed more terrified of shaniqua than Tyrone

 

[ScoobyCurry420]

Funny because it’s actually true. I remember watching a documentary on immigration to Europe and this Arab man said “the African women man they are strong when they grab you when that boat goes down you are fucked there is no outmuscling them and their weight is too much for us to bear” was hilarious to watch man the Arabs seemed more terrified of shaniqua than Tyrone

African women produce strong men

 

[Ricochet]

How da fuck does a huge cargo ship come out of nowhere? The captian was prolly one of you fools who decided to hang

 

[Mouthbreath]

Some of them might have gotten sucked in by the propeller

 

[Gonthar]

How da fuck does a huge cargo ship come out of nowhere? The captian was prolly one of you fools who decided to hang

Big cargo ships are kinda like trains but on water - they are huge, go in a straight line, and take a lot of time to brake, it's most likely that the small boat captain didn't pay attention to where he was going, these kind of accidents happen all the time in Curryland.