PrinceLuenLeoncur
Crusader ghazi jihadi mujahideen, YESHUA ACKBAR
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I notice many think I hate curries (it’s more like tough live tbh as I have the soul of an Indian man trapped in a white body
) so I’ll let my inner south Asian come out
I’ll start with Porus this big nigga was said to be 7foot tall (he could have also been 6’1 tbh) and the king of an Pakistani tribe, he was said to look like a man riding a horse… when HE SITS ON A FUCKING ELEPHANT. Yes he did get defeated by Alexander but the Gayreek had so much respect for the Punjabi bad boy mogger he let him keep his tittle as king. This battle was also the most costly for Alexander’s whole campign. JFL even the biggest curry mogger got enslaved by outsiders you cannot make this shit job
All the non self hating curries this is a present from me to you

) so I’ll let my inner south Asian come outI’ll start with Porus this big nigga was said to be 7foot tall (he could have also been 6’1 tbh) and the king of an Pakistani tribe, he was said to look like a man riding a horse… when HE SITS ON A FUCKING ELEPHANT. Yes he did get defeated by Alexander but the Gayreek had so much respect for the Punjabi bad boy mogger he let him keep his tittle as king. This battle was also the most costly for Alexander’s whole campign. JFL even the biggest curry mogger got enslaved by outsiders you cannot make this shit job
All the non self hating curries this is a present from me to you
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