curry foid laughed at me mid tutor sesh so i taught her bullshit the day b4 her gcse exam. get FUCKED

[imontheloose]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

 

[Saint Casanova]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

GCSE maths or physics ?

 

[Starborn]

ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

I don't know what any of this means or how gcse work but I support all for niggas getting shown their place

 

[krieg]

damn bro you tutor in London?

 

[WickedNazarene]

How rude. I remember not doing very well in my GCSEs but i would never mock people teaching especially after they took their time out

 

[imontheloose]

GCSE maths or physics ?

maths. i have a physics session with her tomorrow too n believe me shes as useless as a fiddle. no idea how she thinks the world works.

 

[Prøphet]

Oi mate scran gcse pewpil on meh propah telly!

 

[Saint Casanova]

maths. i have a physics session with her tomorrow too n believe me shes as useless as a fiddle. no idea how she thinks the world works.

Teach her Maxwell’s equations. Those will come up in the electromagnetism section.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Is tutoring a good buisness? Is it like prep school for SATS and other standardized tests. Won't you sabotaging make you lose customers

 

[imontheloose]

Teach her Maxwell’s equations. Those will come up in the electromagnetism section.

i tried teaching her electricity n when i tried explaining how chemical reactions within the battery cause an excess of electrons on one side inducing an electric field which fights these reactions, she basically just sat there n said "yeh" when id ask "u get that?". i was tempted to explain a full adder n show her soome vhdl n watch her say yeh eh

 

[Saint Casanova]

i tried teaching her electricity n when i tried explaining how chemical reactions within the battery cause an excess of electrons on one side inducing an electric field which fights these reactions, she basically just sat there n said "yeh" when id ask "u get that?". i was tempted to explain a full adder n show her soome vhdl n watch her say yeh eh

What’s the point of getting tutoring if you’re too scared to admit you don’t get something jfl

Strange people

 

[Jason Voorhees]

i tried teaching her electricity n when i tried explaining how chemical reactions within the battery cause an excess of electrons on one side inducing an electric field which fights these reactions, she basically just sat there n said "yeh" when id ask "u get that?". i was tempted to explain a full adder n show her soome vhdl n watch her say yeh eh

Teach her MOSFETs and JFETs

 

[imontheloose]

Is tutoring a good buisness? Is it like prep school for SATS and other standardized tests. Won't you sabotaging make you lose customers

not rlly. most ppl dont get booked.if ur a good enough teacher w som experience then ppl pay some big bucks. i get paid £25/hr for whatever subject n level it is

 

[imontheloose]

What’s the point of getting tutoring if you’re too scared to admit you don’t get something jfl

Strange people

parents forced her i imagine. her mum wrote to me once abt "[insert odd green curryslop] is ready" n she swiftly deleted it upon realising she sent it to me n not her daughter.

 

[krieg]

not rlly. most ppl dont get booked.if ur a good enough teacher w som experience then ppl pay some big bucks. i get paid £25/hr for whatever subject n level it is

U teach chem and bio a level?

 

[Jason Voorhees]

not rlly. most ppl dont get booked.if ur a good enough teacher w som experience then ppl pay some big bucks. i get paid £25/hr for whatever subject n level it is

Why do it for this much trouble and emotional investment then? Just take up something passive and easy.

 

[imontheloose]

Teach her MOSFETs and JFETs

i nrly started rambling abt quantum tunnelling to her but realised as i said "the problem with constantly shrinking electronics in the name of power efficiency..." that if i continued, shed probably hate physics (considering she doesnt understand force and work). ive tutored kids who love learning n ask so many qs they dont need to know n i think its very heartwarming to see som1 finally understand somethig theyve been dying to know

 

[Clqs]

Whats yo degree?

 

[11OUTTA10]

"Walrus mother" peak thread

 

[thedarkerone]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

i would never do tutoring for the sole reason that I don’t want to teach anything to a foid who wont fuck me but is having sex with inbred rodents instead. if shes a jeeta then what i just said is multiplied by 10

 

[imontheloose]

Why do it for this much trouble and emotional investment then? Just take up something passive and easy.

i enjoy teaching ppl who want to learn. ppl who dont cr to learn i hate tutoring bc for one their enthusiasm is terrible n they treat me like a chore. i like to tutor ppl who r dying to know stuff

 

[Pento]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

Light yagami ahh

 

[Jason Voorhees]

i enjoy teaching ppl who want to learn. ppl who dont cr to learn i hate tutoring bc for one their enthusiasm is terrible n they treat me like a chore. i like to tutor ppl who r dying to know stuff

I don't like one to one tutoring. Give me large room of people and I'll teach. Give me big audience with lots of opinions agreeing and disagreeing and I'll speak. I like giving performances. I'm a natural showman.

 

[imontheloose]

@Jason Voorhees @Saint Casanova @Chad

 

[brotato78]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

"I cant laugh yet" ahh

 

[asdvek]

You need be on the loose after doing that bro

 

[Jason Voorhees]

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Are you planning to continue the sabotage to extract revenge?

 

[iblamexyz]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

tell the moids in ur class to put on cat ears on (in a homosexual way)

 

[imontheloose]

Are you planning to continue the sabotage to extract revenge?

i have a physics session w her tomorrow. cant wait to respond to her q straight after he exam ends too

 

[Jason Voorhees]

i have a physics session w her tomorrow. cant wait to respond to her q straight after he exam ends too

What equations did you make up? And where did they work?

 

[imontheloose]

What equations did you make up? And where did they work?

its maths. u can make anything up n find one case where its sufficient. the first one was about averages where i stated that without exception, the median+mean+range equalled 3*interquartile range. i used 0, 1, 2, 2, 5. i told her that a particular array of triangles were always equal in area. thirdly i gaveher a false way of using the unit circle n expanding it to other circles: i used a series of 1s n 0s to make my answer match the 2nd circles properties

 

[Jason Voorhees]

its maths. u can make anything up n find one case where its sufficient. the first one was about averages where i stated that without exception, the median+mean+range equalled 3*interquartile range. i used 0, 1, 2, 2, 5. i told her that a particular array of triangles were always equal in area. thirdly i gaveher a false way of using the unit circle n expanding it to other circles: i used a series of 1s n 0s to make my answer match the 2nd circles properties

It's on her now. If she does practice more question the contradictions should start popping up. A quick chat with gpt would expose the bullshit if she doesn't bother then there's no saving her.

idk how gcse math subjects are distributed across topics but they don't seem catastrophic to me. mostly isolated to stats, basic geometry, and a bit of trig. She can still salvage a decent grade if she's strong elsewhere. Would cost her a grade maybe.

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

gcse? are you like 15 wtf

 

[imontheloose]

It's on her now. If she does practice more question the contradictions should start popping up. A quick chat with gpt would expose the bullshit if she doesn't bother then there's no saving her.

idk how gcse math subjects are distributed across subjects but they don't seem catastrophic to me. mostly isolated to stats, basic geometry, and a bit of trig. She can still salvage a decent grade if she's strong elsewhere. Would cost her a grade maybe.

she doesnt have the intuition for maths n its too late. done deal. not much i can do.

 

[Hihi21]

What’s gcse?

 

[imontheloose]

gcse? are you like 15 wtf

see if u had anything more than a bowl of shit between ur ears ud understand the context cues n blatant apparency that i am a tutor..

 

[mcmentalonthemic]

see if u had anything more than a bowl of shit between ur ears ud understand the context cues n blatant apparency that i am a tutor..

tutor? are you like 30 wtf

 

[justbereincarnated]

Why don’t you fuck her

 

[_Nazareth_]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

Isn’t gcse some British thing

 

[nathan V]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

Nobody cares, autist

 

[kcalbWianBrilson]

impregnate her and make turn the kid into true jayden

 

[idkbouttheusertho]

was half an hr in n i heard her door creek (extremely worn hinges due to being slammed against the wall n ravaged by her naturally sex-deprived currypa) n i could tell she was not concentrating; that was all fine and well since most kids dont wanna be tutored n their parents force them into it so i dont chimp out at em .

but let me tell u fella when that stupid bong eyed blubber ball let out an audible chuckle blatantly directed to her friend.. it was one of them snarly, grimacing chuckles intentionally in a mocking tone without any fear as i was explaining a concept, i felt so offended. ur large n in charge walrus mother pays me with the naive clutch onto hope that i can save her daughters future as she denies the impending doom of her ending a paradise strt meat wallet.

i ended up telling her all sorts of shit. its harder to make rules up than you think. i made up 3 equations which i claimed were paramount to doing well n told her she must rmmber em (i did examples with them that i intentionally chose to coincidentally work). she appeared to listen then. cnt wait till she gets them results.

provide insight. @Chad @Saint Casanova @Jason Voorhees

funny asl lmao made my day

 

[philosopherr]

caging so hard jflll