Curry Recruitment

Elias

Elias

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If you are curry you can join the curry army

I am The Leader

@Titbot is co leader

@kms_currycell is team captain

You have to have hit atleast 57 trickshots on nuketown and atleast one quadfeed lineup spawnkill

You also have made atleast 57 curry masalas and atleast 1000 chappatis

You also have to stink like fish

If you dont have a red dot on your browridge you will be lynched upon arrival

You will be provided with a torn suit that smells of chicken masala and a toupee

If you steal any curry your hands will be chopped off and made into a curry curry where you will be fed that by another curry

Recruitment starts now
 
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ok bro
 
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requirement should be atleast streetshitting countless times
 
Why is a white guy the curry leader :lul:
 
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Thanks but no thanks
 
The KKK will lynch all of your stinky members
 
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Brutal, its over

Half curries look really different man

I've seen ones who just look full indian, some who just look full white, and some who just look spanish

It differs alot
 
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Half curries look really different man

I've seen ones who just look full indian, some who just look full white, and some who just look spanish
Didnt read. Its over if you have one drop of Indian blood in you.
 
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Half curries look really different man

I've seen ones who just look full indian, some who just look full white, and some who just look spanish

It differs alot
Im more white than a white man
Didnt read. Its over if you have one drop of Indian blood in you.

Mine is pakistani and white

Zayn malik maxiing
 

Your dad is probably a Paki Slayer then

Curries who pull decent looking whites are usually good looking, while curry girls can get any subhuman looking white guy no matter how they look
 
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I am aboriginal
 

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