currycel needs help with his ascension

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this guy in my cord sits here all day playing fortnite, he gets on at like 12pm uk time and gets off at like 11pm sometimes longer.

genuinly rots on his pc, havent heard him go out a single time apart from college.

hes 18, skinny and scrawny, stinks and wears hoodrich clothes to " fit in ".

he has no job or anything, neither has money.

im trying to tell him that he genuinly needs to lock in.

before his brother came in his room, and told him tht he stinks im being deadass serious is so sad :lul:

hes subhuman wtf does he even do atp.


 
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change his habits first:feelsuhh:
 
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The only thing that can save him is he himself. Start gym, diet, sleep, skincare, haircare, steroids, hgh, accutane, minoxidil. Research about skin, body and hair and apply every method. 3 years of some work and he'll be above average
 
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this guy in my cord sits here all day playing fortnite, he gets on at like 12pm uk time and gets off at like 11pm sometimes longer.

genuinly rots on his pc, havent heard him go out a single time apart from college.

hes 18, skinny and scrawny, stinks and wears hoodrich clothes to " fit in ".

he has no job or anything, neither has money.

im trying to tell him that he genuinly needs to lock in.

before his brother came in his room, and told him tht he stinks im being deadass serious is so sad :lul:

hes subhuman wtf does he even do atp.
let him do nothing.
Why are you intervening with his destiny?
Are you a fool
 
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this guy in my cord sits here all day playing fortnite, he gets on at like 12pm uk time and gets off at like 11pm sometimes longer.

genuinly rots on his pc, havent heard him go out a single time apart from college.

hes 18, skinny and scrawny, stinks and wears hoodrich clothes to " fit in ".

he has no job or anything, neither has money.

im trying to tell him that he genuinly needs to lock in.

before his brother came in his room, and told him tht he stinks im being deadass serious is so sad :lul:

hes subhuman wtf does he even do atp.
Tell him to do skicare shower etc first.
 
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The only thing that can save him is he himself. Start gym, diet, sleep, skincare, haircare, steroids, hgh, accutane, minoxidil. Research about skin, body and hair and apply every method. 3 years of some work and he'll be above average
he doesnt looksmax idk how to get him to and he probally wont
 
Just let him ldar in peace
 
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this guy in my cord sits here all day playing fortnite, he gets on at like 12pm uk time and gets off at like 11pm sometimes longer.

genuinly rots on his pc, havent heard him go out a single time apart from college.

hes 18, skinny and scrawny, stinks and wears hoodrich clothes to " fit in ".

he has no job or anything, neither has money.

im trying to tell him that he genuinly needs to lock in.

before his brother came in his room, and told him tht he stinks im being deadass serious is so sad :lul:

hes subhuman wtf does he even do atp.


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Love to see it
 
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