chad but needs a tan
No as a curry/kebab you need to be as light as possible
Nah Jay Sean Maxxing is Enough for Curries.
I don’t have the features to blacklarp tbh
As much as we fellow pajeets, utterly mog pathetic euros, primitive blacks, and androgynous chinks with our low inhib behaviour there is no doubt we brown boys suffer heavily in the increasing degenerate and hypergamous meat festival which is the modern dating market. Whilst this will be rightfully rectified when Curryland inevitably dominates the world and ascends into a superpower, right now we curries must put out all the stops looksmaxing wise to acquire a sane, dignified female with a BMI less than 25 for sex and dating.
Merely looksmaxing for the sake of looksmaxing however, is not sufficent for pajeets plight as brad, jamal and even zhong are becoming increasingly aware of the blackpill that infects western civilisation. Nichemaxing must be pursued, in which a currycell will looksmax with the specifc goal of acquiring a certain "look" along with the personality and status associated with this particular "look". This is done to maximise perceived sexual value from a statistical standpoint, essentially abusing womens tendencies to prefer guys within a specifc societal niche. @thecel
As an example, i've identified 3 viable niches a currycell could potentially looksmax into along with the advantages, disadvantages and specific attributes required to fulfil the niche.
NICHE 1: BROWN BOY GAME
It's a common stereotype that Westernised curries will often take a likening to urban american hip hop culture. I suspect this occurs as means of identifying with middle class whites and rebelling against the conservative values present in first generation curry households. Whilst this can often produce, cringy results with 5,5 lanket curries acting like hood raised negroes if the sufficent looksmaxxing is done with a decent genetic base, results can be achieved.
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Fig 1 (Lightskin chadpreet lite running brown boy game)
To acheive this niche:
* GYMMAX(This is essential, as brown boy game is heavily contingent on being thuggishly masculine)
* Streetware style max (Acquire well fitted clothes of particular brands, such as gucci, supreme, nike, stussy etc)
* NT max (listen to typical hoodtrash rap music and adopt some of the lingo into your vernacular, but being judical with it's use, dont be too tryhard)
* low inhib max ( act upon your high testosterone induced instincts, overcome your beta curry programming and emulate the behaviour of blacks)
Advantages
* Applicable to nearly all curry phenos even the much decried abo dravidians, who can LARP as a darkskin blacks (yes, i've seen legit charcoal black curries doing this)
* Effective with big bootay ethnic and black women who are highly promiscuous
* Requires little in the way of actual charisma and talent, just low inhibition
* Easily facilities abusing white guilt with the advent of the BLM movement
Disadvntages
* highly dependent on frame ( skinnyfat wide hipped high e curries, its fucking over for you)
* might get you into fights with blacks who are better athletes than all the most gifted of curries
* prevent you from getting high quality intelligent women, especially if they are white
NICHE 2 Sophisticated Curry Gentlemen
Educated, articulate yet exotic, the sophiscated curry gentlemen is the wet dream of all curry aunties worldwide. The currygentlmen is a lifestyle as much as it a "look" as the gentlemen is typically characterised by his high status profession typically as a doctor, although currys gentlemen are definitely present in finance, law and the tech industry.
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Fig 2 ( What a MAN!)
To achieve this niche
* GYMMAX(notice a common theme, pajeet?, regardless of your niche, being a fucking skinnyfact ecto is a death sentence. Not to the same extent as boy running brown boy game ofc)
* Studymax (hit the premed test book hard like aunty told you too) (earning 100k plus in a high status professsion is vital)
* Charisma max ( Be widely read and adopt, a friendly, calm yet firm demeanour)
* High fashion max (Wear high class clothing to convey your societal status)
Advantages
* Opens up career opportunities for further copemaxxing and surgery maxxxing
* Genuinely makes you a better person
* Many pajeets are already studymaxxing so momentum is present
* Most effective way of acquring high class white women by FAR
Disadvantages
* Extremely long time frame
* Turn offs low iq promiscuous women
* Only available to lighter skinned phenoes
NICHE 3 Enlightened Curry Guru
To Westerners, religions such as buddhism and hinduism are shrouded in mysticism and intrigue. Western companies lead by ever greedy bankers of a certain ethiniciy (ahem) employ borderline psychopathic marketing techniques in order to commodity and capitalise everything, including religion and culture. As such, millions of westerners attempting to escape the mass alienation inevitably present in industrial society, ironically escape to debased and superficial activities such as yoga and tantric sex in order to satisfy their debased egos. As the authors of the kama surta were his proud curry ancestors, the enlightened curry guru is all the more happy to demonstrate to Becky the downward dog position.
To achieve this niche
Fig 3 ( The Curry Guru mediates on how he will plough naomi in doggy style in the evening)
*GYMMAX (Especially important as you will wearing little clothing on your torso, keep the body hair neat as well.)
* YOGA MAX (Impress becky with strength and flexibility)
* SPIRTUALSIM MAX ( Conquer your ego and achieve inner peace and naturally, no inevitably women will fight for your blessed seed, e.g Connor Murphy)
Advantages
* The most rare niche, so you have the statistical advantage
* Leads to mad passionate sex with MILFS suffering midlife crises
* Discards your toxic ego
Disadvantages
* Societal ostracisation (curry aunties will despise you for not marrying priya and buying a 1 mil house in the suburbs)
* Competition with whites who can pursue this niche
* hindu dindu stereotypes
* highly contigent on having a good genetic base ( rip 5,2 balding pajeet)
WILL edit later.
We GURUS shall enlighten the world with our seed
High effort and funny.As much as we fellow pajeets, utterly mog pathetic euros, primitive blacks, and androgynous chinks with our low inhib behaviour there is no doubt we brown boys suffer heavily in the increasing degenerate and hypergamous meat festival which is the modern dating market. Whilst this will be rightfully rectified when Curryland inevitably dominates the world and ascends into a superpower, right now we curries must put out all the stops looksmaxing wise to acquire a sane, dignified female with a BMI less than 25 for sex and dating.
Merely looksmaxing for the sake of looksmaxing however, is not sufficent for pajeets plight as brad, jamal and even zhong are becoming increasingly aware of the blackpill that infects western civilisation. Nichemaxing must be pursued, in which a currycell will looksmax with the specifc goal of acquiring a certain "look" along with the personality and status associated with this particular "look". This is done to maximise perceived sexual value from a statistical standpoint, essentially abusing womens tendencies to prefer guys within a specifc societal niche. @thecel
As an example, i've identified 3 viable niches a currycell could potentially looksmax into along with the advantages, disadvantages and specific attributes required to fulfil the niche.
NICHE 1: BROWN BOY GAME
It's a common stereotype that Westernised curries will often take a likening to urban american hip hop culture. I suspect this occurs as means of identifying with middle class whites and rebelling against the conservative values present in first generation curry households. Whilst this can often produce, cringy results with 5,5 lanket curries acting like hood raised negroes if the sufficent looksmaxxing is done with a decent genetic base, results can be achieved.
View attachment 471083
Fig 1 (Lightskin chadpreet lite running brown boy game)
To acheive this niche:
* GYMMAX(This is essential, as brown boy game is heavily contingent on being thuggishly masculine)
* Streetware style max (Acquire well fitted clothes of particular brands, such as gucci, supreme, nike, stussy etc)
* NT max (listen to typical hoodtrash rap music and adopt some of the lingo into your vernacular, but being judical with it's use, dont be too tryhard)
* low inhib max ( act upon your high testosterone induced instincts, overcome your beta curry programming and emulate the behaviour of blacks)
Advantages
* Applicable to nearly all curry phenos even the much decried abo dravidians, who can LARP as a darkskin blacks (yes, i've seen legit charcoal black curries doing this)
* Effective with big bootay ethnic and black women who are highly promiscuous
* Requires little in the way of actual charisma and talent, just low inhibition
* Easily facilities abusing white guilt with the advent of the BLM movement
Disadvntages
* highly dependent on frame ( skinnyfat wide hipped high e curries, its fucking over for you)
* might get you into fights with blacks who are better athletes than all the most gifted of curries
* prevent you from getting high quality intelligent women, especially if they are white
NICHE 2 Sophisticated Curry Gentlemen
Educated, articulate yet exotic, the sophiscated curry gentlemen is the wet dream of all curry aunties worldwide. The currygentlmen is a lifestyle as much as it a "look" as the gentlemen is typically characterised by his high status profession typically as a doctor, although currys gentlemen are definitely present in finance, law and the tech industry.
View attachment 471113
Fig 2 ( What a MAN!)
To achieve this niche
* GYMMAX(notice a common theme, pajeet?, regardless of your niche, being a fucking skinnyfact ecto is a death sentence. Not to the same extent as boy running brown boy game ofc)
* Studymax (hit the premed test book hard like aunty told you too) (earning 100k plus in a high status professsion is vital)
* Charisma max ( Be widely read and adopt, a friendly, calm yet firm demeanour)
* High fashion max (Wear high class clothing to convey your societal status)
Advantages
* Opens up career opportunities for further copemaxxing and surgery maxxxing
* Genuinely makes you a better person
* Many pajeets are already studymaxxing so momentum is present
* Most effective way of acquring high class white women by FAR
Disadvantages
* Extremely long time frame
* Turn offs low iq promiscuous women
* Only available to lighter skinned phenoes
NICHE 3 Enlightened Curry Guru
To Westerners, religions such as buddhism and hinduism are shrouded in mysticism and intrigue. Western companies lead by ever greedy bankers of a certain ethiniciy (ahem) employ borderline psychopathic marketing techniques in order to commodity and capitalise everything, including religion and culture. As such, millions of westerners attempting to escape the mass alienation inevitably present in industrial society, ironically escape to debased and superficial activities such as yoga and tantric sex in order to satisfy their debased egos. As the authors of the kama surta were his proud curry ancestors, the enlightened curry guru is all the more happy to demonstrate to Becky the downward dog position.
To achieve this niche
Fig 3 ( The Curry Guru mediates on how he will plough naomi in doggy style in the evening)
*GYMMAX (Especially important as you will wearing little clothing on your torso, keep the body hair neat as well.)
* YOGA MAX (Impress becky with strength and flexibility)
* SPIRTUALSIM MAX ( Conquer your ego and achieve inner peace and naturally, no inevitably women will fight for your blessed seed, e.g Connor Murphy)
Advantages
* The most rare niche, so you have the statistical advantage
* Leads to mad passionate sex with MILFS suffering midlife crises
* Discards your toxic ego
Disadvantages
* Societal ostracisation (curry aunties will despise you for not marrying priya and buying a 1 mil house in the suburbs)
* Competition with whites who can pursue this niche
* hindu dindu stereotypes
* highly contigent on having a good genetic base ( rip 5,2 balding pajeet)
WILL edit later.
