The Homelander
I'm the real hero
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All the other ways like surgery, roids, LL have become too saturated. Every other average joe is walking around mewing and blasting tren. You have to be unique. Think about it… Do you know anybody who is trying to be a curry? No. That means that all the foids will drool over you because of your uniqueness. It’s not that hard to be indian.
Step 1- Hygiene
Don’t shower
Don’t wear deoderant
Mud baths are essential
Step 2- Coloring
After you take a shit smear it all over your face to get that mogger indian glow
Step 3- Scamming
Log onto your computer and call someone to tell them that their bank account will be frozen unless they don’t pay you $1000 very soon. After you get the money, hang up and block their number
Am I missing any steps?
Step 1- Hygiene
Don’t shower
Don’t wear deoderant
Mud baths are essential
Step 2- Coloring
After you take a shit smear it all over your face to get that mogger indian glow
Step 3- Scamming
Log onto your computer and call someone to tell them that their bank account will be frozen unless they don’t pay you $1000 very soon. After you get the money, hang up and block their number
Am I missing any steps?