Currymaxxing is the only way left to ascend

[The Homelander]

All the other ways like surgery, roids, LL have become too saturated. Every other average joe is walking around mewing and blasting tren. You have to be unique. Think about it… Do you know anybody who is trying to be a curry? No. That means that all the foids will drool over you because of your uniqueness. It’s not that hard to be indian.

Step 1- Hygiene
Don’t shower
Don’t wear deoderant
Mud baths are essential

Step 2- Coloring
After you take a shit smear it all over your face to get that mogger indian glow

Step 3- Scamming
Log onto your computer and call someone to tell them that their bank account will be frozen unless they don’t pay you $1000 very soon. After you get the money, hang up and block their number

Am I missing any steps?

 

[Deleted member 77473]

Get a job edgelord

 

[Sub5kang]

All the other ways like surgery, roids, LL have become too saturated. Every other average joe is walking around mewing and blasting tren. You have to be unique. Think about it… Do you know anybody who is trying to be a curry? No. That means that all the foids will drool over you because of your uniqueness. It’s not that hard to be indian.

Step 1- Hygiene
Don’t shower
Don’t wear deoderant
Mud baths are essential

Step 2- Coloring
After you take a shit smear it all over your face to get that mogger indian glow

Step 3- Scamming
Log onto your computer and call someone to tell them that their bank account will be frozen unless they don’t pay you $1000 very soon. After you get the money, hang up and block their number

Am I missing any steps?

I think you're just describing your own daily routine fag

 

[vernier]

All the other ways like surgery, roids, LL have become too saturated. Every other average joe is walking around mewing and blasting tren. You have to be unique. Think about it… Do you know anybody who is trying to be a curry? No. That means that all the foids will drool over you because of your uniqueness. It’s not that hard to be indian.

Step 1- Hygiene
Don’t shower
Don’t wear deoderant
Mud baths are essential

Step 2- Coloring
After you take a shit smear it all over your face to get that mogger indian glow

Step 3- Scamming
Log onto your computer and call someone to tell them that their bank account will be frozen unless they don’t pay you $1000 very soon. After you get the money, hang up and block their number

Am I missing any steps?

You missed cornering women to rape them and becoming the president of america.

 

[Deleted member 88079]

learn coding math and cricket

 

[The Homelander]

I think you're just describing your own daily routine fag

Ever heard of something called a joke? Btw thoughts on @GabachoCopium betraying you?