cut my nutsack in the shower

[freeshavacadoo]

Never take the fucking guard off of an electric razor if you are shaving your nuts, I nicked by ballsack so hard that I was on my knees crying while blood was funneling into the drain. Im scared im going to get an infection because my shit lowkey been smelling like some sour cream and onion.

 

[Prøphet]

You’re never having kids now bro it’s over

 

[zzr]

Scary.....

 

[Tenres]

Sounds stupid

 

[RandomGuy002]

Ngl I'd die of infection before I tell anyone this.

 

[brotato78]

did ur balsl fall out

 

[vvvx33]

I did this on my ass because there was no other way and it worked

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Your life is over bro

 

[freeshavacadoo]

did ur balsl fall out

NO! Luckily I made some DIY stitches with some zip ties

 

[Navity]

Never take the fucking guard off of an electric razor if you are shaving your nuts, I nicked by ballsack so hard that I was on my knees crying while blood was funneling into the drain. Im scared im going to get an infection because my shit lowkey been smelling like some sour cream and onion.

did cum spill out?

 

[freeshavacadoo]

did cum spill out?

Yeah, I put most of it back in though. Tried to atleast

 

[lenvoalt]

did cum spill out?

Shit made me laugh out loud

 

[whyw]

Yeah, I put most of it back in though. Tried to atleast

dont lie you ate it

 

[Navity]

Yeah, I put most of it back in though. Tried to atleast

Should've just drank that shit.

 

[freeshavacadoo]

Should've just drank that shit.

How many grams of protein per milliliter?

 

[Navity]

How many grams of protein per milliliter?

1g for every 2mm

 

[freeshavacadoo]

1g for every 2mm

wait fr???
not bad actually

 

[manhattanbound]

ugh you made me flinch somehow just by reading

 

[freeshavacadoo]

ugh you made me flinch somehow just by reading

Yeah. well I was crying in the shower nigga.

 

[manhattanbound]

Yeah. well I was crying in the shower nigga.

hope it gets better, atleast you didnt get cucked by a 6'6 white guy whilst going for a brown girl

 

[freeshavacadoo]

I did this on my ass because there was no other way and it worked

Who tf shaves their ass lol. Must have turkish genes

 

[freeshavacadoo]

You’re never having kids now bro it’s over

I put my testicle back in so I im probably good

 

[LA_vxmpKing]

bro went thru hell and back

 

[vvvx33]

Who tf shaves their ass lol. Must have turkish genes

Greek, shit gets bad

 

[Fragments]

Just imagining this made me cringe

 

[stigmaboy]

just gotta be careful with the razor, man.

 

[freeshavacadoo]

did ur balsl fall out

Yeah but I put it back in

 

[sivsiii]

Never take the fucking guard off of an electric razor if you are shaving your nuts, I nicked by ballsack so hard that I was on my knees crying while blood was funneling into the drain. Im scared im going to get an infection because my shit lowkey been smelling like some sour cream and onion.

rub alcohol over it and bandaid and kiss ur boo boo

 

[manhattanbound]

why is this such a trendy thread

 

[freeshavacadoo]

why is this such a trendy thread

NSFW tag entices people for some reason

 

[freeshavacadoo]

rub alcohol over it and bandaid and kiss ur boo boo

Would bandaids over zip-ties even do anything?