notsofreakyshawel
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Me and my homie were in the store talking about school starting n shiet, and this one short alt cashier was looking at me all cute and shy when I was paying for my bananas. My homie said, “It ain’t the teachers you’re just a lazy bum who doesn’t study.” The 40-year-old MILF said, “He’s too handsome to study”
When I say my heart dropped and I couldn’t move a muscle I mean it. The alt girl chuckling and looking at me all cute didn’t help either. Long story short, I walked out of that store like a little bitch all awkward n shit.


When I say my heart dropped and I couldn’t move a muscle I mean it. The alt girl chuckling and looking at me all cute didn’t help either. Long story short, I walked out of that store like a little bitch all awkward n shit.
