D1 cock blocking mom

[zygobase]

Dude, I swear to God my mom hates me being around girls. I have no fucking idea why. She is such a nigga sometimes, dude. FML.

I was texting my ex’s little sister (she’s not that young) because why the fuck not. She’s small asf and kinda cute. She sent me a pic of her ass last night and ofc I got horny, so we were sexting for a while. Then she goes to sleep. Cool. I stayed up for a while after that and went to bed.

She texted me a couple minutes ago saying “wanna come over? My mom’s gonna be at work till 1 a.m.” I already know her mom. I’ve snuck over there to see her sister before and her mom came out, saw me and my nigga, and she was completely fine with that. Idk why, but she just was.

I was talking about going to a party with my homeboy Garrett because I was feeling extremely NT, and my sister was telling me not to go. I said alright, knowing I would probably go anyway, but she told my mom . Dude, dude, she is such a snitch. I can’t do shit.

But back to this girl—I said yeah, lemme see if my mom’s alright with it. And ofc she wasn’t gonna let me. I already knew this. She was up my ass asking me who the person is and where the house is. I said “idk the address, I just know the way there” like wtf?

Then she tried to shove the “ouu you’re disrespectful” pill down my throat like man, I’m not disrespectful. I told you 50 times that I didn’t want to go anymore because you’re on my ass about it.

My overall assumption of this incident is that if I was Chad, this wouldn’t happen. My mom’s such a cock-blocking normie. I’m gonna take her weight loss peptides and reconstitute them into jelly or some shit.

 

[Randle]

Tell her you're a man and needs to reproduce

 

[Deleted member 136057]

Dnr but my mom is the same

When i was a kid she used to rant to me about how i will never have a gf until im 18

Now im genuinely too scared to bring a girl home, cuz she was mad as fuck when she was talking about me and my siblings dating

 

[zygobase]

Tell her you're a man and needs to reproduce

Was just drooling at the thought of us cuddling man but she will beat my ass i lowkey should

 

[Randle]

Was just drooling at the thought of us cuddling man but she will beat my ass i lowkey should

worth it

 

[zygobase]

Dnr but my mom is the same

When i was a kid she used to rant to me about how i will never have a gf until im 18

Now im genuinely too scared to bring a girl home, cuz she was mad as fuck when she was talking about me and my siblings dating

Im going to tell her i mog her into gandy heaven and if she doesn’t let me leave the house I'm gonna take roids but thats brutal bring a 4’5 ogre home she will be joyous asf

 

[goku21]

Kill her

 

[zygobase]

Kill her

Nigga i will rape the fucking shit out of you syfm

 

[goku21]

Nigga i will rape the fucking shit out of you syfm

I’d make u my sissy fag stfu

 

[zygobase]

Niggas probably like 5’6 where u at nigga lets die

 

[mason35]

Dude, I swear to God my mom hates me being around girls. I have no fucking idea why. She is such a nigga sometimes, dude. FML.

I was texting my ex’s little sister (she’s not that young) because why the fuck not. She’s small asf and kinda cute. She sent me a pic of her ass last night and ofc I got horny, so we were sexting for a while. Then she goes to sleep. Cool. I stayed up for a while after that and went to bed.

She texted me a couple minutes ago saying “wanna come over? My mom’s gonna be at work till 1 a.m.” I already know her mom. I’ve snuck over there to see her sister before and her mom came out, saw me and my nigga, and she was completely fine with that. Idk why, but she just was.

I was talking about going to a party with my homeboy Garrett because I was feeling extremely NT, and my sister was telling me not to go. I said alright, knowing I would probably go anyway, but she told my mom . Dude, dude, she is such a snitch. I can’t do shit.

But back to this girl—I said yeah, lemme see if my mom’s alright with it. And ofc she wasn’t gonna let me. I already knew this. She was up my ass asking me who the person is and where the house is. I said “idk the address, I just know the way there” like wtf?

Then she tried to shove the “ouu you’re disrespectful” pill down my throat like man, I’m not disrespectful. I told you 50 times that I didn’t want to go anymore because you’re on my ass about it.

My overall assumption of this incident is that if I was Chad, this wouldn’t happen. My mom’s such a cock-blocking normie. I’m gonna take her weight loss peptides and reconstitute them into jelly or some shit.

Fuckkkkk

 

[zygobase]

Fuckkkkk

Nigga wtf

 

[iblamefranklin]

Dude, I swear to God my mom hates me being around girls. I have no fucking idea why. She is such a nigga sometimes, dude. FML.

I was texting my ex’s little sister (she’s not that young) because why the fuck not. She’s small asf and kinda cute. She sent me a pic of her ass last night and ofc I got horny, so we were sexting for a while. Then she goes to sleep. Cool. I stayed up for a while after that and went to bed.

She texted me a couple minutes ago saying “wanna come over? My mom’s gonna be at work till 1 a.m.” I already know her mom. I’ve snuck over there to see her sister before and her mom came out, saw me and my nigga, and she was completely fine with that. Idk why, but she just was.

I was talking about going to a party with my homeboy Garrett because I was feeling extremely NT, and my sister was telling me not to go. I said alright, knowing I would probably go anyway, but she told my mom . Dude, dude, she is such a snitch. I can’t do shit.

But back to this girl—I said yeah, lemme see if my mom’s alright with it. And ofc she wasn’t gonna let me. I already knew this. She was up my ass asking me who the person is and where the house is. I said “idk the address, I just know the way there” like wtf?

Then she tried to shove the “ouu you’re disrespectful” pill down my throat like man, I’m not disrespectful. I told you 50 times that I didn’t want to go anymore because you’re on my ass about it.

My overall assumption of this incident is that if I was Chad, this wouldn’t happen. My mom’s such a cock-blocking normie. I’m gonna take her weight loss peptides and reconstitute them into jelly or some shit.

dnr, just crack the mom instead atp

 

[zygobase]

dnr, just crack the mom instead atp

Please go contemplate life choices before roping like im serious please grab your dads shotgun and blow your subhuman head off live stream it too so i can see your mom run in as she sees your brain matter smeared on the wall

 

[iblamefranklin]

Wahhhh waaaaaahhhhhh waaaaaahhhhhh waahhhh waaaaahhhhh

 

[kisslessvirgin]

Did Garett get to fuck?

 

[chucky]

Dude, I swear to God my mom hates me being around girls. I have no fucking idea why. She is such a nigga sometimes, dude. FML.

I was texting my ex’s little sister (she’s not that young) because why the fuck not. She’s small asf and kinda cute. She sent me a pic of her ass last night and ofc I got horny, so we were sexting for a while. Then she goes to sleep. Cool. I stayed up for a while after that and went to bed.

She texted me a couple minutes ago saying “wanna come over? My mom’s gonna be at work till 1 a.m.” I already know her mom. I’ve snuck over there to see her sister before and her mom came out, saw me and my nigga, and she was completely fine with that. Idk why, but she just was.

I was talking about going to a party with my homeboy Garrett because I was feeling extremely NT, and my sister was telling me not to go. I said alright, knowing I would probably go anyway, but she told my mom . Dude, dude, she is such a snitch. I can’t do shit.

But back to this girl—I said yeah, lemme see if my mom’s alright with it. And ofc she wasn’t gonna let me. I already knew this. She was up my ass asking me who the person is and where the house is. I said “idk the address, I just know the way there” like wtf?

Then she tried to shove the “ouu you’re disrespectful” pill down my throat like man, I’m not disrespectful. I told you 50 times that I didn’t want to go anymore because you’re on my ass about it.

My overall assumption of this incident is that if I was Chad, this wouldn’t happen. My mom’s such a cock-blocking normie. I’m gonna take her weight loss peptides and reconstitute them into jelly or some shit.

Is your mom getting enough bbc? lack of bbc does this to a woman

 

[zygobase]

Did Garett get to fuck?

Garretts type is 18-

 

[whatsamaxilla]

Dude, I swear to God my mom hates me being around girls. I have no fucking idea why. She is such a nigga sometimes, dude. FML.

I was texting my ex’s little sister (she’s not that young) because why the fuck not. She’s small asf and kinda cute. She sent me a pic of her ass last night and ofc I got horny, so we were sexting for a while. Then she goes to sleep. Cool. I stayed up for a while after that and went to bed.

She texted me a couple minutes ago saying “wanna come over? My mom’s gonna be at work till 1 a.m.” I already know her mom. I’ve snuck over there to see her sister before and her mom came out, saw me and my nigga, and she was completely fine with that. Idk why, but she just was.

I was talking about going to a party with my homeboy Garrett because I was feeling extremely NT, and my sister was telling me not to go. I said alright, knowing I would probably go anyway, but she told my mom . Dude, dude, she is such a snitch. I can’t do shit.

But back to this girl—I said yeah, lemme see if my mom’s alright with it. And ofc she wasn’t gonna let me. I already knew this. She was up my ass asking me who the person is and where the house is. I said “idk the address, I just know the way there” like wtf?

Then she tried to shove the “ouu you’re disrespectful” pill down my throat like man, I’m not disrespectful. I told you 50 times that I didn’t want to go anymore because you’re on my ass about it.

My overall assumption of this incident is that if I was Chad, this wouldn’t happen. My mom’s such a cock-blocking normie. I’m gonna take her weight loss peptides and reconstitute them into jelly or some shit.

sisters fault

 

[zygobase]

sisters fault