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I’m having daal for dinner.

@forevermirin @Aypo129 @HimmyButler @OGJBSLAYER @chinpilled69 @ascendedd
 
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I’m having daal for dinner.

@forevermirin @Aypo129 @HimmyButler @OGJBSLAYER @chinpilled69 @ascendedd
POST MENA SLUTS GETTING FUCKED
 
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For the uncultured swines of .org, daal is lentils.
 
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POST NUDES
 
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which daal is it bro
 
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After eating Daal Roti with pepsi

Bhai needs energy for fapping
How did you know I was gonna eat roti with it? Actually I dunno if this will be the case. I’ll ask.
 
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How did you know I was gonna eat roti with it? Actually I dunno if this will be the case. I’ll ask.
U can eat chawal ( rice ) with it
 
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How did you know I was gonna eat roti with it? Actually I dunno if this will be the case. I’ll ask.
Just asked. Likely gonna be with roti.
 
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:love::love:Daal ko ghee se milakar use roti tor ke dallo bhai kya swaad hai
 
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:love::love:Daal ko ghee se milakar use roti tor ke dallo bhai kya swaad hai
We only have produced ghee from factories only. No desi ghee like back home. :(
 
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Just asked. It’s called masoor daal? Does that ring a bell? @OGJBSLAYER
yes bro masoor is good - very consistent flavor.
 
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Lentils suck sadly
No way. They taste great. Perhaps it has to do with how your country’s cuisine uses them. South Asians know how to do it right.
 
I got a jinn? WTF.
Abdullah ibn Mas’ud reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Each one of you has a devil-companion from the jinn over him.” They said, “Even you, O Messenger of Allah?” The Prophet said, “Even me, yet Allah helped me against him until he embraced Islam. He does not order me to do anything but good.”

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 2814

Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Muslim

Your Jinn knows everything about you from birth
 
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Abdullah ibn Mas’ud reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “Each one of you has a devil-companion from the jinn over him.” They said, “Even you, O Messenger of Allah?” The Prophet said, “Even me, yet Allah helped me against him until he embraced Islam. He does not order me to do anything but good.”

Source: Ṣaḥīḥ Muslim 2814

Grade: Sahih (authentic) according to Muslim

Your Jinn knows everything about you from birth
Mirin, means I watch my horror movies while my jinn is enjoying them too. Based jinn.
 
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Mirin, means I watch my horror movies while my jinn is enjoying them too. Based jinn.
Your jinn does many more stuff with you .... I bet he cums all over your phone when you watch porn
 
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Your jinn does many more stuff with you .... I bet he cums all over your phone when you watch porn
I got a whole damn tv in my room, I don’t use my phone for porn.
 

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