Dad found my concealer and thinks I'm gay, I'm getting kicked out, need advice

[alex24]

came home from the gym and my dad was in my room looking for my car keys. he found my concealer on my desk (forgot to put it away). he got pretty pissed and just held it up and looked at me.

i think he spoke to my mom cause she aint say much during dinner. my mom kept looking between us and after she went to bed he told me if I'm going to 'act like that' I need to find somewhere else to live, he said i have two weeks to pack my shit and go, but i cant tell if hes actually gonna follow thru or not, he's done stuff like this before, but I've never got caught being a fag wtf.

been using it for 6 months just to cover hyperpigmentation. genuinely a cheat code and also used some brown pencil on my brows, this shit is op, nobody can tell im wearing it but the packaging is gay af and very obvious its some girl shit but there's no way to explain that to him. feel like an idiot for leaving it out as i always put it in my draw underneath shit and this time i forgot. im retarded.

thought id share cause be careful if you do end up using makeup and people you know see it, cant imagine having a gf having to do this gay shit lol. what tf should i say to him? and does anyone have any makeup that doesn't have all that gay written shit of what it is on it? is it actually a good idea for someone to make something like that, like all black packaging so its hard to figure out what it is? would have saved me i cant lie here. to get rid of the boxes itself was a pain, had to use school bin, nevermind the products themselves.

FUCK MY LIFE.

 

[farfr0m_4dam]

Say it was your gfs and she left it at your place

 

[avgsub5human]

Say it was your gfs and she left it at your place

honestly this, just lie about it (if you dont have a gf you can find other ways to lie)

overreactive ahh parents do you live in a muslim household?

 

[valentine]

dnr your dad sounds like a retard

 

[Dravadre]

came home from the gym and my dad was in my room looking for my car keys. he found my concealer on my desk (forgot to put it away). he got pretty pissed and just held it up and looked at me.

i think he spoke to my mom cause she aint say much during dinner. my mom kept looking between us and after she went to bed he told me if I'm going to 'act like that' I need to find somewhere else to live, he said i have two weeks to pack my shit and go, but i cant tell if hes actually gonna follow thru or not, he's done stuff like this before, but I've never got caught being a fag wtf.

been using it for 6 months just to cover hyperpigmentation. genuinely a cheat code and also used some brown pencil on my brows, this shit is op, nobody can tell im wearing it but the packaging is gay af and very obvious its some girl shit but there's no way to explain that to him. feel like an idiot for leaving it out as i always put it in my draw underneath shit and this time i forgot. im retarded.

thought id share cause be careful if you do end up using makeup and people you know see it, cant imagine having a gf having to do this gay shit lol. what tf should i say to him? and does anyone have any makeup that doesn't have all that gay written shit of what it is on it? is it actually a good idea for someone to make something like that, like all black packaging so its hard to figure out what it is? would have saved me i cant lie here. to get rid of the boxes itself was a pain, had to use school bin, nevermind the products themselves.

FUCK MY LIFE.

When I'm in a insecure parent competition but I'm against @alex24 dad.

 

[alex24]

Say it was your gfs and she left it at your place

They know i dont have a gf, but i might try this as a failsafe

 

[alex24]

honestly this, just lie about it (if you dont have a gf you can find other ways to lie)

overreactive ahh parents do you live in a muslim household?

Thank fuck I don’t. But this is pretty fucked, the packaging is so feminine it looks like I’m bent backwards

 

[copeuntilumakeit]

Say it was your gfs and she left it at your place

he prob alr admitted that its his

 

[copeuntilumakeit]

They know i dont have a gf, but i might try this as a failsafe

there is a small percentage that it will work, normally you would have alr said that when your dad confronted you abt it.

 

[roidar]

came home from the gym and my dad was in my room looking for my car keys. he found my concealer on my desk (forgot to put it away). he got pretty pissed and just held it up and looked at me.

i think he spoke to my mom cause she aint say much during dinner. my mom kept looking between us and after she went to bed he told me if I'm going to 'act like that' I need to find somewhere else to live, he said i have two weeks to pack my shit and go, but i cant tell if hes actually gonna follow thru or not, he's done stuff like this before, but I've never got caught being a fag wtf.

been using it for 6 months just to cover hyperpigmentation. genuinely a cheat code and also used some brown pencil on my brows, this shit is op, nobody can tell im wearing it but the packaging is gay af and very obvious its some girl shit but there's no way to explain that to him. feel like an idiot for leaving it out as i always put it in my draw underneath shit and this time i forgot. im retarded.

thought id share cause be careful if you do end up using makeup and people you know see it, cant imagine having a gf having to do this gay shit lol. what tf should i say to him? and does anyone have any makeup that doesn't have all that gay written shit of what it is on it? is it actually a good idea for someone to make something like that, like all black packaging so its hard to figure out what it is? would have saved me i cant lie here. to get rid of the boxes itself was a pain, had to use school bin, nevermind the products themselves.

FUCK MY LIFE.

say it was a girl you had over that left it there

 

[alex24]

say it was a girl you had over that left it there

Might be too late

 

[peopleslover21]

ur fried just start being homophobic for a bit if that don’t work

Just tell them the truth abt looksMaxing and that u were trying this because you wanted to pull girls not guys

 

[eryy21]

came home from the gym and my dad was in my room looking for my car keys. he found my concealer on my desk (forgot to put it away). he got pretty pissed and just held it up and looked at me.

i think he spoke to my mom cause she aint say much during dinner. my mom kept looking between us and after she went to bed he told me if I'm going to 'act like that' I need to find somewhere else to live, he said i have two weeks to pack my shit and go, but i cant tell if hes actually gonna follow thru or not, he's done stuff like this before, but I've never got caught being a fag wtf.

been using it for 6 months just to cover hyperpigmentation. genuinely a cheat code and also used some brown pencil on my brows, this shit is op, nobody can tell im wearing it but the packaging is gay af and very obvious its some girl shit but there's no way to explain that to him. feel like an idiot for leaving it out as i always put it in my draw underneath shit and this time i forgot. im retarded.

thought id share cause be careful if you do end up using makeup and people you know see it, cant imagine having a gf having to do this gay shit lol. what tf should i say to him? and does anyone have any makeup that doesn't have all that gay written shit of what it is on it? is it actually a good idea for someone to make something like that, like all black packaging so its hard to figure out what it is? would have saved me i cant lie here. to get rid of the boxes itself was a pain, had to use school bin, nevermind the products themselves.

FUCK MY LIFE.

just say it was from one of your [girl] friend from school and she left it in you bag and you forgot to give it back to her

 

[DarkAscender]

Jfl at not instantly going for the "I had a girl over and she must've left it here" excuse.
Now your family thinks you're a faggot.

what will you do?