Dad permajutting for 2 decades

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Honestly, wow. This explains so much.
I surprised my father by gently slapping his cheeks from the back(no, not those cheeks:lul:).
First thing I notice is how fucking tense his jaws are, so I tell him to relax his jaw. He gets giga nervous and tries to backaway from my subhuman grasp, but i've been religiously doing grip training and held on to that subhuman ramus with all my might.

RELAX THAT FUCKING JAW RN YOU FUCKING FRAUD:woke::woke::woke:

I yell as it all begins to make sense regarding my recession. We proceed to wrestle for a good 5 minutes until he has emotional breakdown and 2 decades of muscle memory for jutting fades. He is crying his eyes out on the floor and I scream "I FUCKING KNEW IT" letting out all my built up frustration while smashing our kitchen to pieces.

Fucking hell, I am also sure my mom had rhino because my nose makes no sense, so it's time to make her admit that too. All these years of gaslighting and saying that im perfect just the way I am:feelswah::feelswah:
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Your dad is @OldRooster 😹😹😹😹🤙🤙🤙🤙
 
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