DAD WANTS TO HELP ME ASCEND. GTFIH PEPTIDEHEADS AND ROIDCELS, NEED HELP

[BarelyLegalTweaker]

He's concerned about your health but still wants you to ascend, good dad

 

[Mike141]

Title. My dad and I have been educating each other on SERMs, roids, peptides, etc. over the past few weeks and it's gotten to the point where he is buying BPC-157 and isn't against the idea of me hopping on a basic cycle for potential height (don't care much about it if no result, might be cope) muscle gains, and bone density. At first, it started as "hey dad mk-677 is cheap and might have some growth properties," and now my dad is suggesting that I instead hop on CJC-1295 with DAC and Ipamorelin, with some kind of half-cope PCT. And before you say "MK-677 is cope just pin test and igf" I can't afford that shit right now, I'm ok with CJC and Ipamorelin, and my dad won't support stuff with bigger sides. I just need help answering questions.

Preface: I am 5'10 barefoot, 17 turning 18 in 3 1/2 months, and ~152 lbs. I'm athletically lean but have no crazy muscles. just skinny with a layer of fat. (It's not over; it's never over. Just believe.)

1. What are the sides for CJC-1295 with DAC + Ipamorelin

2. What are things I SHOULD or NEED to know before starting this cycle, or a cycle you recommend

3. What should I add to the stack or change?

4. What tests should I get done before I start? Are there any tests I take during my cycle?

5. ARE THERE ANY ALTERNATIVES TO NEEDLES, LIKE A PEN? My dad is scared of needles. I kind of am too. Yes, I am a pussy, but if there are things like an EpiPen I can use instead, let me know. If not I will resort to needles.

6. Tell me anything I need to know.

Bonus: What are the best sites to buy off of? I've seen swisschems, researchem, etc. (also eroids; lmk if thats the best place to find sites)

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PCT FOR PEPTIDES JFL

 

[mayn]

Title. My dad and I have been educating each other on SERMs, roids, peptides, etc. over the past few weeks and it's gotten to the point where he is buying BPC-157 and isn't against the idea of me hopping on a basic cycle for potential height (don't care much about it if no result, might be cope) muscle gains, and bone density. At first, it started as "hey dad mk-677 is cheap and might have some growth properties," and now my dad is suggesting that I instead hop on CJC-1295 with DAC and Ipamorelin, with some kind of half-cope PCT. And before you say "MK-677 is cope just pin test and igf" I can't afford that shit right now, I'm ok with CJC and Ipamorelin, and my dad won't support stuff with bigger sides. I just need help answering questions.

Preface: I am 5'10 barefoot, 17 turning 18 in 3 1/2 months, and ~152 lbs. I'm athletically lean but have no crazy muscles. just skinny with a layer of fat. (It's not over; it's never over. Just believe.)

1. What are the sides for CJC-1295 with DAC + Ipamorelin

2. What are things I SHOULD or NEED to know before starting this cycle, or a cycle you recommend

3. What should I add to the stack or change?

4. What tests should I get done before I start? Are there any tests I take during my cycle?

5. ARE THERE ANY ALTERNATIVES TO NEEDLES, LIKE A PEN? My dad is scared of needles. I kind of am too. Yes, I am a pussy, but if there are things like an EpiPen I can use instead, let me know. If not I will resort to needles.

6. Tell me anything I need to know.

Bonus: What are the best sites to buy off of? I've seen swisschems, researchem, etc. (also eroids; lmk if thats the best place to find sites)

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Find a good peptide stack around 3 peptides you can cycle, and also take a smaller amount of mk, if you take as little as 10 mg it doesn't really have huge side effects. If your dad let's maybe also some ai and Enclomiphene

 

[onlywigga]

1. What are the sides for CJC-1295 with DAC + Ipamorelin?​

CJC-1295 w/ DAC:​

Water retention – pretty common, especially with DAC due to the longer half-life.
Lethargy – GH secretagogues can increase tiredness.
Numbness/tingling – carpal tunnel-like symptoms due to GH increase.
Increased prolactin (mild) – especially if dosing too high or combining multiple GHRPs.
Possible insulin resistance – long-term GH elevation can affect glucose handling.
GH bleed – DAC version can cause constant GH levels, which isn't natural. Pulsatile (non-DAC) mimics natural secretion better and is often preferred by those who understand GH dynamics.

Ipamorelin:​

Very mild on sides.
Low risk of prolactin or cortisol spikes compared to GHRP-6 or GHRP-2.
Can still cause some water retention or lethargy.

Important: At your age, your natural GH is still high. You’re likely not getting a dramatic boost. Your bones' growth plates (epiphyseal plates) are likely closing or already closed. So height gain is unlikely, unless you’re a late bloomer (bone age scan would help).

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2. What do you NEED to know before starting?​

This won't make you 6'3". It's not magic. At best, mild anabolic effects and small boosts in fat loss or recovery. At worst, you mess with natural hormone balance right at the end of puberty.
Your natural GH is high already. Taking exogenous GH boosters might blunt your own production over time, especially with DAC.
Your pituitary is sensitive. If you're going to use peptides, avoid high or constant dosages.
You might not need a PCT for this stack, since CJC/Ipamorelin don’t suppress testosterone. But if you add MK-677 or other suppressive compounds later, this changes.
Don’t stack this with MK-677. You’ll just overload GH and risk insulin resistance + fatigue.

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3. What should I add to the stack or change?​

Change CJC-1295 w/ DAC to MOD-GRF (1-29) (aka CJC-1295 without DAC). This creates a natural pulse rather than constant GH bleed.
Stack:
MOD-GRF (1-29): 100mcg
Ipamorelin: 100–150mcg
Dosed 1–3x/day, ideally before bed and/or fasted in the morning for natural mimicry.
Why?
Pulses of GH (like the body naturally does) are more effective and safer than constant exposure.
CJC-1295 w/ DAC is fine for old guys with low GH. You're young.

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4. What blood tests should I get?​

Before:​

IGF-1 (key GH marker)
Fasting glucose & insulin (check insulin sensitivity)
Prolactin
Liver panel (ALT, AST)
Lipid panel
CBC (complete blood count)
Optional: Bone age scan (X-ray of left hand/wrist) to see if your growth plates are fused.

During (monthly or mid-cycle):​

IGF-1
Glucose + insulin
Prolactin

After:​

IGF-1 again, compare
Glucose/insulin again
Basic health markers (CBC, liver function)

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5. Are there needle alternatives like a pen?​

There is no “EpiPen-style” peptide injector available legally for this use in most countries.


But your options:


Insulin syringes (29–31G, ½” or shorter) – painless, tiny. You barely feel them.
Auto-injector pens exist but are rare and expensive for DIY peptides.
Nasal sprays exist for some peptides (like Semax, TB-500, even GHRH analogs), but they’re very weak compared to injections.

So: Get over the needle fear – it’s very minor pain, and you'll likely stop caring after the second shot. You and your dad can practice safely with saline first.

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6. Anything else you need to know?​

Don’t hop on just because you feel behind or average. Make sure you’ve exhausted natural methods (training, sleep, macros, posture, sunlight, etc.).
Peptides can help with recovery, not miracle growth. Focus on compound lifts, good sleep, and staying lean.
You can be 5'10", shredded, with a good jawline and charisma – and win. Height isn’t everything. Don’t let cope lead you to mess up your end-of-puberty window.

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Bonus: Where to buy from?​

FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES ONLY, not medical advice:

Most used/reviewed:

SwissChems – generally reliable. Some of their peptides are solid, others mid.
Peptide Sciences – highly regarded for quality control and purity.
Umbrella Labs
PureRawz – controversial. Some batches were underdosed, others okay.
Amino Asylum – widely used in the US, sometimes overhyped.

Use Eroids or Reddit subforums like r/Peptides or r/PEDs to look at up-to-date reviews.


ALWAYS CHECK:
COAs (Certificates of Analysis)
Third-party testingBatch freshness (peptides degrade fast)

i didnt write this all out it was made with chatgpt but it is 100% correct

what if i was to take cjc with dac and ipam, what would the doeses and weekly pinnings look like?

 

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tbh just do a low (200-300) dose test + gh/run ipamorelin/ + maybe ghk-cu for skin. if you have any obvious flaws like nose maybe slowly save for a rhino.

if ur in anyway prone to balding don’t run tons of aas

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Title. My dad and I have been educating each other on SERMs, roids, peptides, etc. over the past few weeks and it's gotten to the point where he is buying BPC-157 and isn't against the idea of me hopping on a basic cycle for potential height (don't care much about it if no result, might be cope) muscle gains, and bone density. At first, it started as "hey dad mk-677 is cheap and might have some growth properties," and now my dad is suggesting that I instead hop on CJC-1295 with DAC and Ipamorelin, with some kind of half-cope PCT. And before you say "MK-677 is cope just pin test and igf" I can't afford that shit right now, I'm ok with CJC and Ipamorelin, and my dad won't support stuff with bigger sides. I just need help answering questions.

Preface: I am 5'10 barefoot, 17 turning 18 in 3 1/2 months, and ~152 lbs. I'm athletically lean but have no crazy muscles. just skinny with a layer of fat. (It's not over; it's never over. Just believe.)

1. What are the sides for CJC-1295 with DAC + Ipamorelin

2. What are things I SHOULD or NEED to know before starting this cycle, or a cycle you recommend

3. What should I add to the stack or change?

4. What tests should I get done before I start? Are there any tests I take during my cycle?

5. ARE THERE ANY ALTERNATIVES TO NEEDLES, LIKE A PEN? My dad is scared of needles. I kind of am too. Yes, I am a pussy, but if there are things like an EpiPen I can use instead, let me know. If not I will resort to needles.

6. Tell me anything I need to know.

Bonus: What are the best sites to buy off of? I've seen swisschems, researchem, etc. (also eroids; lmk if thats the best place to find sites)

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wow your dad's a G

 

[Stranger to myself]

PCT FOR PEPTIDES JFL

This is why your rep ratio is so horrid, most low iq shit you said right there rope

 

[Mike141]

This is why your rep ratio is so horrid, most low iq shit you said right there rope

who cares about post to rep my join date mogs u newgen faggot. he’s the one that said pct for peptides u actual retard bafoon. when u didn’t even know what looksmaxxing is i was already blasting hormones and peptides so dont u dare compare ur knowledge to mine

 

[Mike141]

This is why your rep ratio is so horrid, most low iq shit you said right there rope

also never reply to anything i post u dirty shitskin nigger. go throw shit around

 

[Stranger to myself]

also never reply to anything i post u dirty shitskin nigger. go throw shit around

Proving my point fucking dumbass retard broke bitch nigger

 

[Mike141]

Proving my point fucking dumbass retard broke bitch nigger

u have a 2024 join date jfl that’s embarrassing.

 

[Mike141]

Proving my point fucking dumbass retard broke bitch nigger

ur brown bro jfl its already over before it began.

 

[Djimo]

dont listen to this guy
he doesnt know what hes talking about
i have 15k posts he has 400

mirin brah