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This guide is based on what has worked for me no graphs n shi....
(if u don't have looks or charm don't even try but u can practice)
-How to acquire slays-
Just like everything in this guide you NEED to practice EVERYTHING from
Talking And Sexting
Talking
As we all know women are so fucking boring... So to get past the snooze fest interactions try to mirror what she says and ask retarded questions.. You HAVE to act like you're interested in the conversation so she gets the spike of dopamine from you and gets more attracted. Along with this be playful and a little mean tease her dont be actually rude bc bitches are ego driven it'll make them ghost you (has happened many times). Also a big thing is to come out the gate with what you want make it known that ur not looking to be friends don't be a weirdo and say it straight forward but flirt bc friends don't flirt unless she's a whore which is just free practice but a risky game for STDs.
Sexting
Assuming she's reciprocating and is into you this is when the fun KINDA starts to happen. As I hope you niggas know women ovulate which makes them rabbits ready to FUCK but some women don't always wanna get ready and shave and do all ts so they settle with sexting to fulfill minor desires and SEE if you should buss innat pussy. So with sexting the rule of thumb is to send dat cock if ur not gifted then anglemaxx and learn how to moan up in that mic and talk crazy. Again all this comes with practice sometimes it goes good sometimes it doesn't fuck it. It happens. I cannot hold your hand with these 2 points because it varies person to person and girl to girl.
Foreplay
So foreplay is one of the most important things for women to cum and have overall pleasure with you. Assuming you've gone through the snoozefest of both points above and you are now going to meet or "link" with the girl if you haven't met her already via cold approach. With foreplay you can make her cum before you even put it in making it more easy for her to cum back to back to back making you an unforgettable experience. As we know most normie niggas dont know how to make bitches cum at all or even know how to eat pussy.
Eating pussy can be sophisticated at first but easy once you know. The clit (ur main target) will be located in the upper area of the vagina depending on the pussy it can be more in or more out i only like fat pussy so i gotta get up in there. The trick to make sure that pussy leaking by the time ur there is by making out with her having good hand posture on her neck, waist, or rubbing her pussy thru her clothes. Once both of u mfs are ready to get it going u get her undressed or she undresses her self and u wanna get back to making out with her and then start kissing down her body lips to the vaginal area... But a dire trick here is to kiss her inner thighs and teasing her and make her ASK for it so she gets nice and needy. THIS IS CRUTIAL because most niggas jus dig in there that's putting her on a pedestal you want her to make you higher than her making her submit because every woman wants to submit its in nature. With eating dat BOX you wanna lick and suck on the clit you can do the trigger finger method along with this (making her suck ur fingers and u finger her and curl ur middle and pointer while fingering her so her G spot is stimulated). So by this point lets say you make her cum 1-3+ times depending if she's a gooner ive had girls cum in 2 minutes from eating it and some take 5+ minutes some bitches have vibrators and at that point its over.
Executing The Mission....
Now boyos this is when the DADDY DICK comes to play... I've been debating on releasing this.. This is hand cured methods I've made. So please. Keep secret.
Positions
"Thodian Backshots/Downward Dog"
This is my hand curated method for backshots for maximum SMV. Lets get started. Guessing she's on all fours u wanna scrap this. What you are gonna wanna do is pull her arms behind her back so she arches FULLY ensuring you hit straight G spot. While holding her arms behind her back you're gonna want to press on her back with ur bodyweight preferably on her lower back to where u can get that arch going now using one arm u keep the pressure and with another arm you're gonna wanna move from grabbing her neck, and face making her look at you (only if u have a good eye area or else instant dry up.) if u don't have a good eye area just grip on her neck and tug on her hair and perhaps kiss her if u have the inches for reach. And the Downward Dog aspect is just this but with her layed fully on her stomach no knees holding her up. Onto the Next.
"Thodian Missionary/Vicory"
**CAUTION ONLY DO IF YOU HAVE THE BONEMASS AND EYE AREA**
So with the "Thodian Missionary/Vicory" there's a couple ways to go about this..
Method 1: This method will be most optimal if you're a vanilla nigga and don't get down and DIRTY. This will start off obviously on her back but you are gonna want to stack 1-2 pillows on her back so she's arched but on her back so you get the same G spot hit rate as backshots but more sensual with the upcoming things added.. You will start by rubbing ur tip on her clit so she gets stimulated then after a minute or two depending on the girl shell be on edge to cum but his is when you put ur dick inside that lil shi and use ur dominant hand and rub on her glit while POUNDING that lil shi to ensure double XP. Once she has finished and assuming ur not a bitch nigga and haven't came. You use ur less dominant hand and press down on her lower stomach so its double XP on both ends back and front since with the pillows she's already at a slight arch. That's it for u vanilla niggas method 2 is for the dirty dogs... AKA niggas with high SMV.
Method 2: This method will be similar to method 1 with rubbing the clit and pressing on her lower stomach but... This is when we implement high SMV methods.
So by this point when these high SMV methods come in. So assuming u read method 1 it is similar just with a lot more assertive dominancy and roughness basically adding pressure on her knees so they touch her chest or if she's flexible enough u can put her legs behind her head. While talking crazy I cant spoon feed this part to you bc it varies woman to woman depending what she likes being told. For the Victory aspect you can spread her legs to hell in a V shape. A lot of method 2 is being rough doing things like choking her slapping her and grabbing her face to look at you and keeping eye contact along with some making out and if shes the type of bitch u can have her digging her nails in ur back. Also keeping her legs fully together helps stimulate the vagina by making it squeeze making her giga tight and making it so she feels EVERYTHING. So in conclusion the key differences from method 1 and method 2 is that method 1 is the base foundation that will work with every woman and method 2 is for freaky lil bitches.
"Thodian Bicycle"
*CAUTION ONLY DO IF YOU CAN LIFT WEIGHT*
Ouu shii... This one is a BANGER. No methods for this the photo is self explanatory. Just dont be a lame nigga and be silent talk to her crazy and kiss her. Should be known at this point. Onto the next.
"Thodian Face Off"
Another absolute banger... SUCK HER TITTIES GO HAM. GRAB HER NECK SLAP HER TALK TO HER BITE HER KISS HER. CMON BOYOS.
(if u don't have looks or charm don't even try but u can practice)
-How to acquire slays-
Just like everything in this guide you NEED to practice EVERYTHING from
- Talking/Sexting
- Foreplay
- Executing the mission.
Talking And Sexting
Talking
As we all know women are so fucking boring... So to get past the snooze fest interactions try to mirror what she says and ask retarded questions.. You HAVE to act like you're interested in the conversation so she gets the spike of dopamine from you and gets more attracted. Along with this be playful and a little mean tease her dont be actually rude bc bitches are ego driven it'll make them ghost you (has happened many times). Also a big thing is to come out the gate with what you want make it known that ur not looking to be friends don't be a weirdo and say it straight forward but flirt bc friends don't flirt unless she's a whore which is just free practice but a risky game for STDs.
Sexting
Assuming she's reciprocating and is into you this is when the fun KINDA starts to happen. As I hope you niggas know women ovulate which makes them rabbits ready to FUCK but some women don't always wanna get ready and shave and do all ts so they settle with sexting to fulfill minor desires and SEE if you should buss innat pussy. So with sexting the rule of thumb is to send dat cock if ur not gifted then anglemaxx and learn how to moan up in that mic and talk crazy. Again all this comes with practice sometimes it goes good sometimes it doesn't fuck it. It happens. I cannot hold your hand with these 2 points because it varies person to person and girl to girl.
Foreplay
So foreplay is one of the most important things for women to cum and have overall pleasure with you. Assuming you've gone through the snoozefest of both points above and you are now going to meet or "link" with the girl if you haven't met her already via cold approach. With foreplay you can make her cum before you even put it in making it more easy for her to cum back to back to back making you an unforgettable experience. As we know most normie niggas dont know how to make bitches cum at all or even know how to eat pussy.
Eating pussy can be sophisticated at first but easy once you know. The clit (ur main target) will be located in the upper area of the vagina depending on the pussy it can be more in or more out i only like fat pussy so i gotta get up in there. The trick to make sure that pussy leaking by the time ur there is by making out with her having good hand posture on her neck, waist, or rubbing her pussy thru her clothes. Once both of u mfs are ready to get it going u get her undressed or she undresses her self and u wanna get back to making out with her and then start kissing down her body lips to the vaginal area... But a dire trick here is to kiss her inner thighs and teasing her and make her ASK for it so she gets nice and needy. THIS IS CRUTIAL because most niggas jus dig in there that's putting her on a pedestal you want her to make you higher than her making her submit because every woman wants to submit its in nature. With eating dat BOX you wanna lick and suck on the clit you can do the trigger finger method along with this (making her suck ur fingers and u finger her and curl ur middle and pointer while fingering her so her G spot is stimulated). So by this point lets say you make her cum 1-3+ times depending if she's a gooner ive had girls cum in 2 minutes from eating it and some take 5+ minutes some bitches have vibrators and at that point its over.
Executing The Mission....
Now boyos this is when the DADDY DICK comes to play... I've been debating on releasing this.. This is hand cured methods I've made. So please. Keep secret.
Positions
- Thodian Backshots/Downward dog
- Thodian Missionary/Victory
- Thodian Bicycle
- Thodian Face Off
"Thodian Backshots/Downward Dog"
"Thodian Missionary/Vicory"
**CAUTION ONLY DO IF YOU HAVE THE BONEMASS AND EYE AREA**
So with the "Thodian Missionary/Vicory" there's a couple ways to go about this..
Method 2: This method will be similar to method 1 with rubbing the clit and pressing on her lower stomach but... This is when we implement high SMV methods.
So by this point when these high SMV methods come in. So assuming u read method 1 it is similar just with a lot more assertive dominancy and roughness basically adding pressure on her knees so they touch her chest or if she's flexible enough u can put her legs behind her head. While talking crazy I cant spoon feed this part to you bc it varies woman to woman depending what she likes being told. For the Victory aspect you can spread her legs to hell in a V shape. A lot of method 2 is being rough doing things like choking her slapping her and grabbing her face to look at you and keeping eye contact along with some making out and if shes the type of bitch u can have her digging her nails in ur back. Also keeping her legs fully together helps stimulate the vagina by making it squeeze making her giga tight and making it so she feels EVERYTHING. So in conclusion the key differences from method 1 and method 2 is that method 1 is the base foundation that will work with every woman and method 2 is for freaky lil bitches.
"Thodian Bicycle"
*CAUTION ONLY DO IF YOU CAN LIFT WEIGHT*
"Thodian Face Off"
In conclusion these is a simple yet knowledgeable guide for you fuckless boyos that are gonna get sum most of these positions are interchangeable and a lot aren't common or at least the ways i explained and executed... Make sure to pop that pregab and pop that cialis so u aren't a scared stiff autist and jus go in and get that shi. Most normies just do backshots and missionary with none of the steps added and leave and are GHOSTED. You want to leave a imprint on her so she tells her friends then that SMV gets++++ Be safe. Cover up or have a PLAN B on standby if u wanna nut innat pussy. Goodluck boyos there is other guides that go in depth on the vaginal science but I made this for a simple overview. If you read thank you.
