Daily reminder: this is how Tom Cruise is living

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Just another day in the life of:


 
This guy's life has been like Final Fantasy 10 ever since he crawled out of a corn patch at the age of 5 in upstate New York.



Tom Cruise lives in an actual spaceship with Xenu and only comes down to Earth to do movies and receive Palme d'Or awards.
 
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Hes 70 and getting more pussy and eating more placenta than you will ever get.
 

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