Damian Kater is Adam and it’s not even close

[deltoidsensei]

Now that I have your attention theoretically speaking how would I remove a 2.3x1.6 inch firm cucumber from a tight hole that squeezes roughly 3/4 of the cucumber (The cucumber can’t be damaged, it needs to be cooked with)

 

[deltoidsensei]

This is a serious post, not a laughing matter hurry, please, it’s loosing blood flow

 

[SkinnyFatman]

Now that I have your attention theoretically speaking how would I remove a 2.3x1.6 inch firm cucumber from a tight hole that squeezes roughly 3/4 of the cucumber (The cucumber can’t be damaged, it needs to be cooked with)

Have you tried cutting hole open to release the cucumber