damn bruh it really sucks being chinese with a freakin micropenis i should just end it ngl one time at primary school i took my pants off in front of

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damn bruh it really sucks being chinese with a freakin micropenis i should just end it ngl one time at primary school i took my pants off in front of a chinese girl and she said ''sho we one'' which means ''why is it so smol?'' and i hid under a table and cried all day :feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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I got it the first time bro
 
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But who gives a shit either way there are methods to lengthen it. Even as stupid as attaching weights to stretch it

Or just get surgery, cant be that deep

Marry a chick with tons of estrogen though to compensate
 
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Why would u take ur pants off infront of a random Chinese girl
 
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But who gives a shit either way there are methods to lengthen it. Even as stupid as using weights to stretch it

Or just get surgery, cant be that deep
it's over for my 4.5x3.5 chick micropenis :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy:
 
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But who gives a shit either way there are methods to lengthen it. Even as stupid as attaching weights to stretch it

Or just get surgery, cant be that deep

Marry a chick with tons of estrogen though to compensate

Every Cope has an End​

 
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Why would u take ur pants off infront of a random Chinese girl
So she can emote with the little pinch hand signal and you can get off to it, duh
 
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get cockplasty implant to get a 10 x 8
 
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But who gives a shit either way there are methods to lengthen it. Even as stupid as attaching weights to stretch it

Or just get surgery, cant be that deep

Marry a chick with tons of estrogen though to compensate
Gook micro dicks are too small to be extended
 
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Cut it off and turn into a shemale no difference
His chinese mom will attempt to mend his axe-wound and his bladder will explode when he can't take a leak
 
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Us asians just can't compete with bwc bvlls
 
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