jawalrus
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met this girl on tinder. she's texting me back in seconds. bodymaxxed low mtb but she's alt so you know i'm in that shit.
get her socials, she asks me if i want to meet TOMORROW (if she doesn't want to meet you as soon as possible it's over bud
)
meet her, she looks better than her photos. nice
get food, she INSISTS on doing 50/50. says she doesn't wanna be a burden (have fun trying to get a foid to do this if they're not attracted to you)
baked me cookies too. fuck yeah
we're talking while eating, she's grabbing at my necklaces, tryna touch my hands, etc. (if she's attracted to you she'll try to touch you, water ofc)
walk to the mall, she grabs my hand. can't stop talking about how tall i am and how big my frame is. (cope if you don't workout ngl)
i just start doing whatever the fuck i want atp. i grab her stomache, lowk she starts grinding on me when we're not walking, classic stuff.
at the mall she pays for her own shit.
i tell her some dumb fucking shit like "oh i forgot my chapstick can you wet my lips for me" and we makeout.
leave to go to mcdonalds, i buy her a drink and that's basically the only money i spent on the date.
leave and she asks me if she can come to my place next week. can't stop talking about how big i am and how turned on she was. wants to stay the entire day at my place and do whatever i want. she offers to pay for her own uber and everything else.
IF SHE'S TRULY ATTRACTED TO YOU SHE'LL MAKE IT EASY. NO PUA BS NEEDED
get her socials, she asks me if i want to meet TOMORROW (if she doesn't want to meet you as soon as possible it's over bud
)meet her, she looks better than her photos. nice
get food, she INSISTS on doing 50/50. says she doesn't wanna be a burden (have fun trying to get a foid to do this if they're not attracted to you)
baked me cookies too. fuck yeah
we're talking while eating, she's grabbing at my necklaces, tryna touch my hands, etc. (if she's attracted to you she'll try to touch you, water ofc)
walk to the mall, she grabs my hand. can't stop talking about how tall i am and how big my frame is. (cope if you don't workout ngl)
i just start doing whatever the fuck i want atp. i grab her stomache, lowk she starts grinding on me when we're not walking, classic stuff.
at the mall she pays for her own shit.
i tell her some dumb fucking shit like "oh i forgot my chapstick can you wet my lips for me" and we makeout.
leave to go to mcdonalds, i buy her a drink and that's basically the only money i spent on the date.
leave and she asks me if she can come to my place next week. can't stop talking about how big i am and how turned on she was. wants to stay the entire day at my place and do whatever i want. she offers to pay for her own uber and everything else.
IF SHE'S TRULY ATTRACTED TO YOU SHE'LL MAKE IT EASY. NO PUA BS NEEDED
