Date in 2 hours. How do I fraud a black eye

[confirmgy]

Title. I got the black eye abt 2 days ago and I have a date in exactly 2 hours from now. My mum and sister probably have makeup but idk how to use it

 

[dragomog]

youtube makeup tutorials

 

[nothing]

postpone ASAP

 

[friendzone]

follow zeta's footsteps and crowbarmaxx your left eye

 

[confirmgy]

postpone ASAP

Nah we’ve been talking abt this for a week and I cba to postpone I j wanna get ts over and done with

 

[nothing]

Nah we’ve been talking abt this for a week and I cba to postpone I j wanna get ts over and done with

okay fuck let's pray then

 

[confirmgy]

okay fuck let's pray then

I’ve been chatgptmaxxing it’s telling me to use hot and cold compresses n shi. Fml

 

[nothing]

I’ve been chatgptmaxxing it’s telling me to use hot and cold compresses n shi. Fml

I would just accept it and tell her what happened. Probably not that deep

 

[confirmgy]

I would just accept it and tell her what happened. Probably not that deep

Yeahhh we can only hope. If she blocks me on everything and never speaks to me again I may just ldar forever

 

[jeffersonmogs54321]

concealer + bb cream asap

 

[confirmgy]

concealer + bb cream asap

Ok I’ll see what I can make happen. Also she’s only 2-3 inches shorter than me so do u think it’s worth to do the sock method and stuff socks in my shoes for an extra inch

 

[jeffersonmogs54321]

Ok I’ll see what I can make happen. Also she’s only 2-3 inches shorter than me so do u think it’s worth to do the sock method and stuff socks in my shoes for an extra inch

yessss do that if u don't have lifts, make sure u always fraud height